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Incredible action-packed tag that had some standout performances from the Ozaki duo and Devil. Fukuoka isn't bad here per-se, but she definitely felt like the Jannetty of the four compared to everyone else; she's good, everyone else here just had way more work in the tank compared to her. This was a really great rush of action that came and went like it was barely 5 minutes despite going nearly 20 as everyone just hits big impactful stuff alongside really well done spots built around the dynamics of the tag itself. Amano for me stood out heavily in this match for her experience level; the bit right at the start where she gets pissed because Fukuoka and co are too busy staring daggers into Oz instead of paying attention to her and instantly goes into pitbull mode with headbutts and all sorts of scrappy shit was great aggression and really something many people with double her years couldn't really do authentically. Amano is a great emoter as well so she can flip on a dime and go into wounded rookie building a hot tag real easily despite all of the above still holding true. She takes some incredible bumps (especially one German suplex where she hurls herself so violently that she basically bangs off the middle rope in the process) and works her role as the weak link tremendously well, taking some absolutely disgusting bombs from the pair to get that over. Oz was the opposite: she could keep things under control and of course could throw out her usual crazy work when needed. She does noticeably hold back a bit both in-match and out to let Amano's terrific selling and struggle be extenuated more, only emerging to get hot tags or to stop a pin at the very last moment. Her apron work is stellar and she does a good job at getting convincingly close to outsmarting the opposing duo at points despite having to typically do so by herself. Devil was REALLY the star of the show here though. She's so economic when it comes to condensing her work down to get the maximum amount of impact; typically only needing to loom over people and do her crazy face to get good reactions. She also gets some insanely awesome power spots where she just gets to throw people around all over the place (and I do mean all over, even some far away rows of Korakuen chairs aren't safe from bodies flying at them) really seeming like a unstoppable threat that can just turn the match at any point if she gets her hands on someone. She's got some solid understated "big deal" selling as well where she sparingly takes huge bumps and instead focuses on conveying a lot through little subtle moments instead where it's more about wearing her down more than anything else. It makes the batshit crazy finish all the better of which I won't spoil because it's just that nuts. Solid match that has a lot about it to enjoy; my only real issues were the dodgy selling at points that got a bit much near the end with some questionable moments. I won't hammer that issue down too much though because it wasn't that much of a tangible issue and they were self-aware enough to finish well before it got too much.

With a bit of digging it actually isn't THAT tricky despite the censors. UWF Original didn't have a ton of foreign talent past the first few months before they started doing more Catch/shoot-work. -started working 15th of November -finished on the 5h of December (so anyone who started and ended on those exact dates would match) -seems to be American given the Miami/Japan transfer (so exclude any British workers) -original thread states he trained under Boris Malenko, mostly did dates in Florida All of this info confirms the identity as Scotty Williams, I believe (though the thread above also mentions Jim Savage, so that could also be the case lol)

can't wait for the main event to be suzuki doing forearms for 15 minutes, epic bloodsport is barely shoot-style anyway so it's gonna be more liberal than pure MMA/Inoki-Ism stuff, especially if they're trying to get tickets (worked UWF antics don't sell much there anymore)

Decent match that's built on the young pricks in Amano/Sato trying to overcome Dynamite's immense advantages over both of them. Dynamite hits like a truck and was very much still capable of hitting all of her best hits while Bolshoi handles the brunt of the working exchanges, using a lot of her lucha knowledge to keep things grounded. Most of the first half is taken up by Amano doing solid feeding/selling and really getting over her struggle to stay in the game despite being firmly outclassed. This match basically lives and dies by how much you like outside brawling because oh boy there's a decent chunk of it here. Lots of the typical hierarchy no-selling shtick, etc etc. Definitely feels like a Dynamite match all things considered. Pretty great spot where Sato keeps trying to knock Dynamite out of the SDL she's got on Amano with dropkicks to the head but keeps getting no sold. Dynamite takes all of them (and some of these look real nasty all things considered) before getting out of the hold herself and killing Sato with some awful stiff punts to the head, including one right to the back to finish off. Dynamite eventually starts to take bumps when she gets double teamed and has a couple of times where cracks start to show in her usually pretty tough stature before she can just snap back into things with another big kick or something of that sort so the usual business there. Bolshoi's stuff by comparison isn't as good as she's mostly there to do some generic work and sell for the other two, namely with leg work. She does get some Ogawa-like moments where she gets to be the sneaky technical master she will eventually become but it's mostly her not really doing a whole lot interesting and: even worse: it's by design. Sato is a perfectly fine GAEA-style worker who would find her niche as a mean hoss a few years down the line, as of now she's just really just hanging around here for the most part. There are some moments where you see bits of her throwing some aggression but no awesome tackles or huge power spots = instantly forgettable for me ngl. Loads of technically competent bits, strikes mostly bleh (Dynamite has to try to sell her weak ass backhand and it's rather depressing) just there for the most part. The match kinda just ends rather than building much. Amano lands a good few German suplexes for near falls before Dynamite marches in to control things again, Bolshoi and co go on the top rope and she hits a top rope Uranage to get the pin. No real tension built there apart from one or two near falls and there was no big burst of violence to really cement this as the turning point, just more or less a big spot into the end. Not bad, just hamstrung by this being built around Dynamite (who is still great, mind) taking up a lot of the time doing her usual routine against two people who positively don't threaten her at all. Bolshoi has to wrestle a featureless style as to not get in the way of this so no fancy lucha work, just loads of holds and slams that grind the pace down. Sato was fine and Amano was a bit iffy in places but mostly felt really good going up against the pair, especially Dynamite whom probably would've been a solid match for her at this point. All in all not BAD per-se but lacking in a real epic aspect to get it beyond just "fine" tier bar a good performance off Dynamite doing her usual formula.

Entrapped by the limitations of late-Toyota matches, but still pretty good. Shida/Kagetsu make a decent unit with their respective shtick and the vets do a good job conveying that all things considered, giving them enough time to cement themselves as threats despite their relative greeness. Toyota of course NEEDS to get all of her shit in so we have just a big chunk of her doing all of her usual wacky flips, once you get past that and you have Kage/Amano just beating the piss out of each other then this starts to pick up real well especially with that one spot where Kage tries doing Aja's escape out of a German suplex by falling down and throwing a kick only for Amano to hit a headbutt right when they flop down lol. There's some goofy comedy as Toyota tries to send Amano flying into Kage with a top rope dropkick but that naturally just causes her to flop over and get almost pinned instead, leading to the younger pair getting in a small bit of control work until the lead for the finish. That consisted mostly of Amano doing sick submission counters while Kage sold well and milked the drama of their struggle well all things considered. The finish being a combo of Toyota's heel kick + Amano pulling off some Bolshoi-tier tricked out reverse Fujiwara armbar to get the tap was especially nifty and played well on teamwork being a big factor here as a whole. All in all, surprisingly strong burst of action that played to everyone's strengths and a definite highlight of the Amano/Toyota duo as a unit.

would be funny if they do a wrestlemania 9 and have rock lose in 10 minutes due to nonsense then cody jumps in for the last 20 after rocky can't continue rock/roman is still pretty based though (I'll make up for NOAH not getting their Muto/Rock match they were asking for last year)

Cody knows better than to mess with Black Adam #hierarchyofpower

pretty good event despite the lack of surprises in the male rumble. Felt like the crowd were a bit weak as well around about the end (wasn't helped by the middle part being just full of mid-card dudes lol) but all in all I'd say was enjoyable stuff

Even when mercilessly cut (to 5 minutes, no less) this was pretty cool as a epilogue to their incredible 2011 tag match. Amano had to contend with getting kicked in the head a lot by a relentless Kana who ultimately felt more confident standing up than grappling, so she used that as a clutch to basically try to balance things out by turning this into a grapplefest whenever she could. It definitely feels like a Bati-Bati match by nature as most of this came down to just who could stand to throw the sickest strikes to counter the other with the suplexes being used as a big punctuation mark whenever a breakthrough was made and one of them wanted to try to settle things quick. There's no polite lame forearm exchanges or patient waiting for the next moment to strike, it's just these two basically finding different ways to mangle the other while not trying to die themselves in the process. Of course in the end this is fruitless as the two simply are too violent with each other and are incapable of meeting the count of 10 after a particularly nasty headbutt/kick exchange between the two leaves them incapable of standing, thus making this a draw. Annoying finish, yes, but given we've seen what a long match between the two essentially looks like I'm not complaining that much. Really awesome burst of nastiness that cut deep and quick for how little of this was left on the table. Fast-food violence I'd say describes this well. Further documentation here

Fujinami's longevity definitely has to be commended: even after 2006 he has occasionally good matches with game opponents (Funaki in 2015/Tamura in 2021) he has goofy spectacle showings (Mascaras in 2011/endless vet matches) and generally will always give out a competent performance even at his most phoned in. Of course he was gonna be in the top 100 regardless of the above, it's just a nice feature to put on top of everything else. I'm a sucker for wrestlers who have great volume of work and he most definitely qualifies.

A potential dream match between two of the best Joshi grapplers of the time turns out to be not what it could've potentially been, but still nevertheless a fun watch. It was not a shocker than this was a banger by any extent of the imagination even with the clipping taking about 4 minutes off the runtime. Yagi is a similarly awesome grappler that was chronically overlooked because of her being rather undersized even by Joshi standards, which is a shame because she's real smooth here. Loads of snug grappling transitions and sequences that even the Michinoku crowd had to woo and ahh at points because these two are just that damn good at getting submission wrestling over without needing to grind the match to a dead halt like a Shamrock/Funaki tend to do. Any match that incorporates a Electric Chair lift into a cross armbreaker is pretty much instantly going to be something worth watching in my mind. Some awkward bits with the faster moments as Amano isn't the most seasoned at this point but none that break the flow of the match completely. Yagi takes from a Fujiwara finish as she takes a vicious German suplex in order to snap on a lightning-fast Fujiwara armbar only to then hit the ropes just as things seemingly start to get real hairy. Amano like a goof tries for one herself immediately after only for Yagi to hit a awesome side-backdrop pin into cross armbreaker to finish this off conclusively with a another cool moment. Fun small outing that really makes you wish Amano dipped her toe into ARSION at some point: the whole shoot vibe that had would've worked wonders for something like this, especially with more time and a crowd conditioned to enjoy the grappling more so than anything else. Further documentation here

Sonoko Kato was a GAEA trainee who's had her fair share of solid matches; more of a shooty kind of wrestler than anything flashy, injuries dragging down her potential sadly long before she could've done anything substantial bar winning tag gold with a young Meiko (good company there.) She got her incredible second wind in OZ and wrestles to this day if you can believe it. Anyway, this was really good: Amano at this point had mastered the art of the sub-15 TV match and knew how to get a lot of quality out of relatively small portions of time. The starting sequences were established around cool basic grappling and Amano aping random Osamu Nishimura spots for the fun of it. Kato gets pissed off with the goofy ahh nonsense and turns this into a brawl where we got some nice scrappy moments and cool spots with Amano doing a DDT on the outside and Kato hitting a apron senton. Outside of a awkward botch where Amano seemingly can't get in position for her diving second rope headbutt the in-ring stuff ruled. Loads of stiff shots from Kato as she can do all of these floaty senton attacks in the corner or turtle kicks while Amano mostly had to rely on technical counters and using her durable head to get leverage here with savage headbutts. Kato seems unstoppable as she throws out multiple big kicks and a meaty top rope leg drop, but can't get a proper good 3-count despite her best attempts. I thought the tension was well-put together here as Amano had to chain up stuff like the snap Tiger Suplex or fake out running headbutt to try to equal things out, really got the match going with the sheer speed of it at points. Goofy finish through: having Amano basically no sell Kato's big finish and multiple headkicks so she could then win with a random small package out of nowhere felt a bit politick by nature. Bar that through this was pretty good! A bit shaky in places as I think the two try to get a bit too cute with how speedy this could get, mostly this was just really well constructed wrestling bits that never got to a truly great level but were still extremely enjoyable, especially with how they'd work in the striking portions into everything else. Another solid late-Amano outing.

TL:DR Version: Watched this and I will second that it was really well done in terms of layout and sheer violence despite some greenness on the account of Amano, but also balances that with a really good sense of mutual disrespect that the two understand and appreciate as things move further. Good watch. Longer review below that I stuck up elsewhere: A really good rite of passage for Amano as she battles against her own mentor in a fight she has clearly little to no chance of winning. Ozaki neutral starting off before Amano tries to go for a cheap flash pin with a German suplex while her back is turned so she immediately goes into full shit-heel mode with loads of gloating and taunting. There's a great sense of both student and master both knowing how to bend the rules and get ahead in their own respective ways and almost....respecting that, in a way? Like they know the other is going to be scrappy so it's a sense of "well get on with it then" rather than the usual indignation you would expect. Ozaki at times seems very proud of her student finding ways to endure her beatdowns and still manage to inflict pain despite the immense disadvantages Amano naturally has: she's nowhere near as good a brawler, has a rough time trying to push her weight here, and even on the technical front Oz is more than capable defending and blocking holds when she's aware. The only times Amano gets the advantage is when she's able to just outpace her mentor with raw speed and aggression more so than anything else, with some really good sequences displaying that in full view. Of course Ozaki can just walk back into this with a nasty dropkick or a stiff boot or slap to the face, but that isn't always the case. The match really kicks into high-gear in terms of emotive value when Amano manages to bait Ozaki into committing to a early pinning powerbomb to trap her in a inverted armbreaker; despite getting to the ropes Oz's arm is completely busted in the process and she essentially sells it like it's been broken for the most part. This definitely intensifies the drama given that fact and Ozaki's amazing sell-job to convey that unexpected weakness that she now has to somehow win with one good arm left. Amano in turn goes laser-focused for the shitty arm with boots and other submissions, really focusing in on what will be one of her best features in how she can do cool tricked out speedy submission work while keeping things frenetic and interesting. The moment where Ozaki tries for the half suplex and gets so pissed off at her opponent again exploiting her bad arm that she just fucking hammers in knees to her head until Amano dies before following up with equally stiff foot stomps and a powerbomb for a near fall was a great moment and really felt like things immediately went from a 5 to a 10 on the intensity scale. Amano gets blasted with a Uraken so badly that she starts bleeding from the nose just to hammer in that point that Oz is no longer messing around and wants to end this as soon as possible. That in turn opens her up to a bunch of signature Amano armbreaker transitions that do inch ever closer to a victory before Ozaki counters the third into this terrific one arm powerbomb to finish up shop in brutal fashion. The post-match of both of them tearing up and hugging was a emotional moment to cap this off and really bookended the mentor/student dynamic these two had going. So yeah, great match obviously. Between Amano's scrappy moments and Ozaki's incredible all-rounded talent at this time you really couldn't go that wrong. Loads of mutual pettiness shared with a equal sense of respect for said pettiness makes for a uniquely fun type of violence that is hard to find much at all.

I'd agree if his greatest hits were ever any good to be worthy doing again

Good in WAR as this unseasoned pitdog that just hurls stiff karate strikes at everyone who tries tangling with him, NJPW stuff was similarly the same if a bit less explosive as he mixed into the usual cooking pot of styles around at the time. Had a pretty great post-prime career as a NOAH loyalist with definite unrealised potential as a low-key threat to the main players. Kinda got complicit after a while and lost his edge as time and age crept up despite having a really entertaining underdog dynamic with him and Inoue. A lot of his 2010's material in particular just wasn't much to talk about ngl. That sours any prospect of a top 100 run for me.

Fuchi the GOAT for being 70 and having a 20 minute match with one of All Japan's brightest and youngest stars. It was also really cool to see 90's prick Fuchi return; cool uncle Fuchi is nice and all, but that was his peak years in terms of entertainment and even here with all of the natural wear and tear he's brought with him you still get that occasional moment of greatness out of the guy that brings you back to those times. Anzai humours the vet with some basic lockup exchanges until Fuchi pokes the bear a bit too much with a cheeky slap to the face and a flash backdrop to try to end the match early for the upset, inviting a big beatdown from Anzai as he essentially runs over the guy with his Jumbo knee and other finishes. I do like how the match doesn't try to pretend that Fuchi is on any big equal footing with his opponent: he's consistently struck down and having to really sell through a ton of work just to get maybe a couple of shots in, and even those aren't really that effective. Consistent great camera shots of Fuchi's struggle as he has to claw himself back up from his beatdowns conveys a naturally very compelling narrative that the crowd took easy to with numerous chants and big heat whenever Fuchi did actually manage to get something out. Was also cool seeing him hit some throwbacks like the Fuchi dropkick and Baba chops/boot. I thought this also really did a great job with how minimalistic it was at times; getting convincingly solid sequences out of exchanging and struggling out of surfboards, getting huge reactions for them struggling over who can bodyslam who, etc. It was a breath of fresh air to see someone throw actual good punches for once as Fuchi gets to do his dirty antics for old times sake. The last third being a battle for survival as Fuchi battles his own ailing body more than Anzai himself, taking consistent running knees and barely able to do anything but kick out. The big finish being around imparting his signature facelock to the younger talent by tapping out to it was especially cool to see. Obviously this is going to be limited by your tolerance for a 70 year old wrestling but in terms of guys his age Fuchi is WAY better than a lot of wrestlers both his age and younger, you can tell he's at least kept himself in relatively good shape all this time given he could still hit the beats here and whatnot. It's less about the workrate anyway, it's all about milking crowd reactions with a beloved talent with relatively little action, and guess what? It worked very well in that regard. Anzai did a solid job carrying Fuchi physically to something beyond what he would do normally, but as a consequence of that he seemed a bit muted by contrast, more as the wall for Fuchi to bounce off and work off than his own standalone personality.

To be fair that's always been the excuse used for him lol. I think the issue is less about him being a name-value (which let's be fair he IS a name-value hire that can at least work) and more about Ziggler being a horrible Shawn Michaels impersonator for the last 10 years

This was fine. Best Joshi of the 2000's? Absolutely not lol. This started off decently enough with a scrappy back and forth before slowing down with a long brawl on the outside. It had some cool bits (Amano enjoying a beer while Nishio was stuck in a chair, Nishio's running boot to Amano on a chair sitting on the apron) but it was mostly either weak chair shots or walking and/or the occasional strike or whatnot. Literally spend like 15 minutes on the outside just hitting each other with chairs over and over until Amano no-sold a chair to the head with a cool headbutt and took over with a sunset once on the inside. Both blade, Amano has a long entertaining control segment with head biting and dragging her around the place until Nishio bounces off after a move and no-sells. Now....we have to talk about the Tiger Suplex sequence here. Listen, I love big dumb movefests as much as the next person, but this was taking the piss. This was 3 WHOLE minutes of them exchanging Tiger Suplexes over and over and over, screaming after every near fall as the person taking them somehow had the energy to apply one back to the other right after. I get it, fighting spirit, blah blah. There's a limit to my suspension of disbelief when it comes to this kind of stuff. I can buy no-selling a big move to do one right after; you can explain it away as a mix of adrenaline and sheer will to continue. Multiple no-sells in a row is when you start losing me. Doing it for 3 minutes while some of the worst over dramatics and "ohhh I'm stumbling over" nonsense is going on? I've left the room lol. It definitely doesn't help that Amano just starts running the ropes at one point with absolutely no issues before going back to the fatigue selling after a simple kick to the chest. I will say, however, that the big conclusive push being Amano just goofily running into her opponent for a loud ass stiff headbutt was really cool and almost saved this entire bit if it wasn't for the one-count pinfall right after burying that and the last couple of minutes. The last third is basically all the usual "big match" isms of the last 20 years, lots of near falls, random no-selling and big bombs over and over on the other. Granted they were good bombs but still. This also has a really jank finish as Amano lands a epic second rope headbutt for another near fall, for some reason this is the killer notion that somehow prevents either woman from meeting the 10-count so it leads to a draw. Then we get a match reset and the two are immediately back on their feet and doing more moves, running the ropes, etc. It seemed like a completely different match given the two were near-death just a minute earlier yet now are hurling themselves for roll-ups and dives to the outside. It didn't really make much sense by the logic of the match (these two being so evenly matched that they simply just bash together until exhaustion) but fuck it we got some cool stuff out of it so I wasn't that bothered. This finish is significantly improved as Nishio lands a pop-up powerbomb before getting caught in a triangle choke that eventually managed to bring her down for the submission loss. What's great about this match is definitely the intensity; Amano is always fantastic when it comes to getting over these really high-stakes situations with plenty of screaming and big bumps when it matters. It doesn't feel contrived or put-on despite the extent of how much it happens here; you completely buy her both goofing off at the start with the brawling and her slowly realising, to her terror, that her opponent is much tougher than she thought going in. It's a good example of the snowball effect working here to get the intensity building despite the slowish start. Nishio I was significantly less sold on; her offence felt limited at points and she really felt like she was being dragged along by her opponent as opposed to pushing the pace herself. Given this whole match was a vehicle to get her over (the background being Amano essentially gatekeeping her opponent from the promotion because she felt they weren't good enough) it didn't sit well to basically see that be sorta realised. She's not bad by any means; just not at the point where I can imagine her no-selling minutes-worth of killer moves that have stumped and pinned Aja Kong, you know? That doesn't seem right lol. So yeah, I'd say this is definitely a polarising match for sure, there are elements that I just can't stand yet the actual core of the match (the wrestlers/general pace) is by itself sound and definitely worth checking out. If you can stomach some bad tendencies then this is definitely solid.

Mainly comes down to A. She's not that good (she's not TERRIBLE, but not really someone you wanna be doing a whole lot with) B. Her working more of a heavy-set Taue style wouldn't really befit the house style of the promotion (which is 90% just running through spots at a fast pace) so she functions as the pin-eater instead. Could she get better? Probably, but ehh I can imagine them not throwing so much behind someone who seemingly has a low ceiling given her showings

Mutoha's based YT account (ran by the same guy who praised yours truly for talking about how cool the promotion was) recently stuck this up FREE on Youtube if you really wanna see it. You should, because GENTARO grappling matches are always worth the watch. Makoto Kato was a nothing Pancrase guy who moved into super obscure indie pro-wrestling (alongside apparently being a Seikendo-style nerd? Seems cool to me tbh) he doesn't really look the part but he's a pretty good foil for his opponent here. The two have some nice back and forth grappling centred around relatively basic stuff like armbar transitions and Kato using key-locks to maintain control in that regard when he's threatened. There's some like really weird bits due to Kato's relative lack of pro-style experience (he struggles to take a Irish Whip at one point, for instance) but he as a whole has a really scrappy 90's Catch-amateur feel to him that's totally unique from the usual technical wrestler tropes you have today. He kinda feels like what a Mariko Yoshida trainee would wrestle like if they started in MMA and became wrestler rather than the other way around. GENTARO does his usual great disrespect and carries the general pace of the match, throwing in his usual grappling flair alongside occasional moments of brilliant spite like elbow dropping right on top of Kato's face and doing a nasty jobber-squash version of the running Bulldog like he's wrestling a grimy 80's South TV taping or something. Kato mostly focuses on getting off his fighting spirit slaps before always being shut down by his clearly superior opponent though does get the occasional cool comeback spot. Thought the finish was really simple and kept up the style of match that this was setting itself out to be in the first place; Kato being stubborn and battling to the very end against a much more experienced and competent foe even with the result and odds being heavily against him. Not a Mutoha must watch or anything but pretty robust for how short it was and a good look-in on GENTARO's ability to carry and direct a match on his end.

El Desperado wasn't good until he was 37. I doubt it's a huge reach to suggest he'll make a good case later on

Clearly quite physically talented with tons of charisma; my only gripe is that a lot of his matches tend to melt into each other once you've seen a lot of him in action. That's mostly down to NJPW categorically refusing to do anything interesting with him bar "I win the Jr heavyweight belt again" and whatnot. I'm not the biggest fan of his longer stuff but it's not unbearable. Like what Tetsujin said above, however, he's very much a "conversation in the future" kind of prospect, not one that I think has a major case at this very moment.

Super solid main event, yet another example of Sato having a super great title run but it being slept on because he's not in NJPW and thus might as well not exist lol. We got a great juxtaposition between Sato's shooty-work and Iwasaki just going full pro-style with a furry of strikes and bombs early to try to just run Sato over and end this as soon as possible. Sato's usual technical work did not have much of a strong effect, with his submissions regularly countered or his strikes turned into more slams. This more faster-paced focus worked masterfully: we see that as the two get the crowd amped up for, of all things, a Orton-tier side headlock. It was impressive how much of a lead he had over Sato, regularly dominating with sharp kicks or just breaking the champ down with whatever he could muster. Eventually Sato has to rely on him overshooting on a attempted apron big boot to hit him with a stiff ass headbutt and a really cool rope-hung Octopus Stretch to finally make a breakthrough. We get some typical work as Sato adds the pressure with multiple flush jumping kicks, being able to finally focus on the arm with shots to the shoulder alongside slowing things down with submission wangling. They did a great job with the last few minutes via communicating urgency; both men were massively fatigued so any big submission or strike could've convincingly been the finish despite the two braving it out as much as possible. We got the typical stiff forearm strike exchanges, only these were actually good because they hit each other hard/progressed well into Iwasaki's boots being the big factor into him winning out when they hit a impasse on them. Sato countering a running corner knee strike to go into a stiff ass powerbomb was a awesome bit. They did a good job getting Iwasaki over as he basically bombed Sato to near death regardless of all of the arm damage before once again fumbling near the finish line (in this case pausing due to his shitty arm) which in turn gives Sato enough breathing room to counter a pin off a German suplex into a deep double wrist lock for the tap-out. Great title defence here: they balanced a more frantic pace with enough nuance to still keep you interested outside of the action. It helps that this skips the big match filler bullshit tropes and immediately goes into impactful mat-work paired with some great strikes and counters to balance the books. Another top notch match by Tenryu Project, who knew?

The worst NOAH main event match since probably Misawa/Marufuji II. Heck that's a masterpiece compared to this. Christ Ibushi looked horrible here. I know he's basically crippled at this point given all of the injuries he just categorically refuses to have surgery on (including coming into this with a broken ankle he somehow obtained????) but he especially looked sloppy and unfocused here. The first half was mostly classic NJPW-isms with timewasting grappling at half-speed. Do you watch Ibushi matches to see him do week 1 headlock takeovers? Of course not; let's just ignore that section as much as they did. There was also a lot of awkward stalling that was played off by commentary as "mind games" but it felt supercilious: it never amounted to any actual story beat later on in the match and just made the two seem like they were trying to just cover for time while they thought something out. Maru focuses on Ibushi's arm with the most low-energy offence I've seen out of him while the crowd watches in complete silence. Ibushi fights back with some really lame forearms and outright botches as he seemingly has zero of the amazing atheticism he once had. Seeing him be incapable of even going over the top rope and instead flopping down when Maru snapped his arm was depressing. Maru controls more with arm holds and chops while Ibushi continues to land limp forearms that his opponent has to oversell for because Ibushi has to somehow look good here. They sit in a head triangle for another 2 minutes as time moves oh so slowly. Ibushi's control segment is almost all slow slaps to the back or the occasional kick, noticeably nothing involving his infamously bad shoulders. Maru takes over to do more chops in riveting fashion. They have a sequence where they move in slow motion and Ibushi almost murders Maru after he barely gets a powerslam done properly. Ibushi then bounces to do probably the worst moonsault he's ever done as he basically flops off the second rope with no speed. They hold onto each other's back until Maru catches Ibushi with a sloppy dropkick. The two fight on the apron in abject silence until Maru takes a back bump off it: again, the crowd are silent for everything here. Ibushi tries for his hanging apron German suplex (it's clear that he just can't do shit like that anymore so there's no real tension behind it) so instead we get him hugging Maru for a long while until we get a slow transition into Maru landing a Emerald Flowsion on the apron; cool spot? Absolutely! It's a shame I had to watch 20 minutes of sheer flavourless garbage to get there though. Maru misses his springboard dropkick and Ibushi follows up with a terribly slow outside moonsault that I'm pretty sure he breaks his other ankle on given how he landed and how he limps from now to the end. The two dance around with choreographed kicks and Matrix dodges done at the speed of a turtle before another dub spot. More strike exchanges. Maru looks bored. Ibushi no sells more. Murder Ibushi shows up here and it's just as sad as he throws the fakest punches I've also ever seen lol. Fans boo at this being shit. Cool ref spot as Maru bounces off him to land a knee strike, doesn't save the setup being so obvious though. Ibushi counters the Shiranui with this bizarre super high-angle backdrop? It felt like he just didn't have the strength to actually do the move so he just had to balance himself and fall over. Maru no-sells that to do a spot and Ibushi almost dies taking the Shiranui for a near fall. More sloppy botches as they fall over trying to set up a superplex. The two land the lightest strikes while on the top until Ibushi lands a horrendous Kamigoye to knock Maru over. Big powerbomb afterwards for another near fall. Maru counters a second Kami for the two to spend a eternity going into a sunset flip; seriously, they had to have spent 10 seconds too long sitting and waiting for the counter to pop off. He follows up with random key locks that don't do anything but grind this out more. The finish, I think, was one of the most pathetic I'd seen; Ibushi flopping on Maru with two weak knees to the head for the pin felt like the icing on a extremely shoddy cake. Easily Ibushi's worst match since returning (and I think ever, quite frankly). Whatever allure he had in Japan prior is all but gone with how this turned out; it was a sad scene seeing him try to do everything that typically comes easy and failing at it all before he just trucks on despite the match tanking after a couple of these moments. Even with Marufuji covering his ass as much as humanly possible with big bumps and very generous structuring (making Ibushi look much stronger with a bunch of kickouts, no-selling and spots) he just couldn't make this wreck of a match any good. In GIF form if you condensed this down to the one or two moments where it looked at least enjoyable this would be good, but in reality everything around those was so weak that I simply cannot recommend watching this, even for the "trainwreck watching" crowd. This felt just sad. Like watching post-Spinks Ali sad, you know? Just a complete nightmare from start to finish.

I just watched his NOAH match and Christ it was depressing. Ibushi dragging himself along while being out of shape and incapable of doing any of his usual bits for 30+ minutes was a sad experience; even the crowd couldn't believe what they were seeing. What's sadder is that he'd probably be fine if he just had surgery right after the G1 stuff. He just refused to do so for whatever reasons he had, and, well.....