Kronos

Strowman is more entertaining than Lesnar ever has been, to me.

Wait, did Lesnar just put a table through a guy? That was different.

So I guess given today's environment, we won't be seeing Mickie grab Trish's labybits and lick her fingers tonight?

Should I be paying attention to this match? It has Kane in a wig, after all. . . ETA: Strowman putting Lesnar through the table was pretty sweet. Also: Fuck the phrase "suplex city". It's pronounced Suplay.

That GIF of pissed-off Cena is the greatest thing ever.

I need to replay the finish and watch for Cena and Roman chatting.

It's not like these guys aren't going to wrestle another 30 matches on TV. Just make this one short and have done with it. The crowd is silent, and so am I.

When you put it that way, it sounds awesome AF. But how would they get their revenge?

Stephanie making a big thing about our being pleasantly surprised. Ronda winning, which would shit on everything they have spent two years building? God, I hate being cynical after such a great Rumble match.

I like him. He did everything right in this match.

Wait, so does that mean AJ can't lose his title now until Mania?

That finish, especially Final 4, was fantastic.

Balor's doublestomp on Nakamura was like death.

Yeah, I am enjoying the heck out of it. I don't even mind if Roman wins. He's cool by me.

Okay, I forgot about Kofi. You guys make good points. I was just annoyed. heh

Eliminating after like 30 minutes is not burying He didn't get any big moments, though. It's not like he got to do something awesome. He just hung around until Orton needed someone to destroy.

You called it. He jobbed to a guy who's not even on the roster.

Way to use Orton to bury Almas.

I am hoping for Heidenreich surprise entry.

Not gonna lie. I am enjoying this rumble match. Nakamura with a Warp Your Head Off move on Sami.

never mind

Hey, nice to see Fit Finlay out there with the "officials".

Good to see the crowd likes Corbin as much as I do.

Underwhelming show so far. But I still get butterflies right before the Rumble begins. This feeling is why we watch despite all the disappointments.

Benjamin is proof positive that just having TEH MOOVEZ doesn't make you automatically charismatic. Didn't we learn this lesson 10+ years ago from him? Decent match, though, even with the weird rushed ending.