Matt D

Oh god, they're going to do a video package now, aren't they? We know. We know how we got here. It's literally the main event. We know.

They really fucking hate us, don't they?

She just said we saw huge surprises. I don't remember any huge surprises.

That was basically the exact match they should have worked for this moment. It's just that this moment shouldn't exist.

So everything Lashley does in this match looks like it's at 2x speed and 3x impact.

Look, I'm not a wrestler but taking a flip dive by bending over seems like the wrong way to do it.

It's like if you merge the Ultimate Warrior and Papa Shango and Tatanka and... This is basically Roddy vs Bad News Brown, right?

I would have rather seen the 3D swirling sky smoke than the last two matches.

Look, Joan Jett is 60. She's probably asleep by now. I'm worried about Ronda's entrance.

Maybe they could have done an Elias/Lashley/Corbin/Batista vs Cena/Balor/Angle/Triple H match and we could all be asleep by now.

Was Corbin confused by the Babe Ruth thing too?

It's amazing how serene and perfect Bryan/Kofi was. Wrestling can be that. It can also be this.

I had to pick up the eldest at 2 am last night after an orchestra trip. I'm not actually sure I'm making it tonight.

Flair assisted, stair assisted superman sledgehammer.

Batista never learned how to take the Pedigree. That's proof that Hunter spent a lot of time putting him over.

Maybe they could do a Finn/Angle vs Lashley/Corbin tag match instead?

He prides himself on being a character actor. He's just getting into the role.

I took a break in there. I missed body horror?

Yeah, I wanted to see those entrances but I don't actually want to watch this match. Can we have Shane back. This should be a straightforward brawl, right? We haven't had one of those yet?

My favorite part of that entrance was that he had the water in his mouth the whole time, just holding it in there like a doofus for when he took the mask off.

Mad Max?

I'm still upset we didn't get a Trips/Steph walk through Axxess this year.

I'm not sure what sort of goofy entrance de facto babyface Hunter gets. It better be worth it though.

.... what the hell is Cena wearing? As someone raised twenty miles south of Boston, I'm offended. The one show I saw in MSG in 03 had Tazz beat him up for being a Red Sox fan. This is a weird mid-life crisis.

Just no stakes. I almost wonder if it would have been better to do Angle/Drew and a brief, triumphant Reigns/Corbin squash.