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    JYD says that he’s got a chance once again in 1990 to show that the Dog’s back, but in order to get to Jerry Lawler he’s got to go through the Soultaker first. He’s going to blink once, close twice and smile, and the Soultaker better hope that the lights go out because at the end of the match another one will bite the dust! On any given day any man can be beaten, just ask Mike Tyson. I’m really not digging the JYD’s interviews at all here.
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    Lawler says that Jerry Lawler and Billy Travis has a ring to it, it’s a magical combination! Now that team has been formed he sees panic in a lot of faces, faces like Bill Dundee, Jeff Jarrett, Eddie Marlin and all the officials of the USWA. They’re wondering what are they going to do now? How are they going to stop it? Well they can’t stop it and he’s going to prove it. Jeff Jarrett and Bill Dundee will be the first to go down at the hands of The King and Billy Travis, they’re going to walk over them, keep on walking and not look back!
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    Lex Luger is the guest on this week’s Louisville Slugger. Cornette says that he will be facing Ric Flair for the World title on the 25th, but that match was a jinx for Sting and it might be for him too. He asks him for his thoughts, but before Lex can really respond the Horsemen and Woman are out and join them in the ring. Cornette is pretty funny here, sucking up to them and saying how he is fans of theirs. Ole tells Luger that nothing is going to happen to him, but there are three of them and one of him so he better just listen. A lot of people are trying to do something to the Horsemen that the Horsemen don’t like. Sting was given his warning, but he made a big mistake and is now sitting in a hospital somewhere. The Steiners not too long ago didn’t want to listen; he doesn’t know where they are now and doesn’t care. He’s got a match with Ric Flair on the 25th and instead of a couple of hours like they gave Sting, they’re giving Lex until the end of the show. A man has to realise his limitations. Why doesn’t he think what his limitations are where the Horsemen are concerned, and before this program is over, let Ric Flair, Jim Ross or someone know that he’s going to give up that contract for the match with Flair at Wrestle War. Ole says that they leave in peace, but make sure that you make the right decision! Cornette asks Luger what he’s going to do and he says that the Horsemen obviously haven’t done their homework as he doesn’t meet deadlines, he sets them, but they will have their answer at the end of the hour. Hmmm, if you don’t meet deadlines why are you going to give them their answer when they want it? Ole is tremendous here and rather than keep a straight face or play it serious, Luger smirks at his ultimatum. The old pro that he is though, Ole handles that with aplomb and works it into his promo. It was weird seeing Flair out there and not saying anything mind. It was slightly obscured, but I think Flair slips when getting out of the ring which elicits a pretty loud response from the crowd. Excellent segment.
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    Sting has just had surgery on his knee and he knew that when he first blew it out it was bad and that he wouldn’t be able to wrestle Ric Flair for the World title. Depression set in as he wanted it so bad, but when he went to the doctors in Corpus Christi and they finally wheeled him out to his hotel room and on the way he saw all those children with their faces painted shouting ‘get well Sting’, it kept his head above water. The doctors are saying he will be out of wrestling for 6-12 months, but his attitude is that he’ll be back sooner and isn’t going to listen to the doctors. Due to his injury Lex Luger will be replacing him at Wrestle War. He doesn’t care for Luger, but cares for Ric Flair even less and hopes that Luger will take the title from him. He doesn’t yet know if he will be at ringside, but if he gets the opportunity, he will be.
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    Brian Pillman is with Jim Ross and says that he experiences a very emotional hurt at the Clash of the Champions involving Sting and the Four Horsemen. He says that when he joined the NWA Ric Flair extended his hand to him and said if he could ever do anything for him, he would. So he’s asking him to come out and explain what happened at the Clash. Flair and Woman join them, and Flair says how Pillman came a long way in the short period of time that he had to learn from him when they travelled together, but like everything else in life, things come to an end. Just like Sting and just like everybody else who’s gotten in the way of the Horsemen, things come to an end. Flair tells Pillman that if he doesn’t like what he did or like what he’s saying, then shut him up! Put on tour wrestling tights, get in the ring tonight and shut him up! Woman says that Brian doesn’t know the difference between men and boys, he responds that he does, and he also knows the difference between a lady and a tramp! Flair tells him that was a bad thing to say and he’s got an hour to put on his tights and get in the ring. Pillman tells him to leave his visions of the night life and after hour’s parties in the dressing room because he’s coming after his ass! Really good segment and all three of them were great here. Nice to see Pillman going toe to toe with Flair and he more than holds his own on the promo front with him. Simple and effective way of building a TV main event.
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    A Bill Dundee music video set to Gypsies on Parade by Sawyer Brown. How old is this? The footage is from the 70s up to 1983/4, as there are clips of Dundee against Phil Hickerson, Nick Bockwinkel and getting beaten up by the Moondogs in the studio. Different pace to this as you see Dundee driving down the highway, alone in a diner and using a payphone. Doesnt give the image that being a wrestler and life on the road is a glamorous one. It's almost as though he's retiring and this is goodbye.
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    It’s my favourite regular part of the Yearbook as the King takes another trip into the audience to see who is in the crowd today. He asks some guy if the woman next to him is with him, and when he says ‘yeah’, he wonders if when she wears blue people try to mail letters in her? The woman is not impressed by that and has a look of disgust on her face. When the guy tries to fire back The King says that his neck is so dirty that he could grow rice there! He finds that funny, almost as if he wanted Lawler to tell a joke about him. He then goes to another lady and tells her to say something. She says that he looks like a little girl wearing pink and she’s giving as good as she gets with The King struggling to get a word in. He eventually says how they want to get a picture of her to stick in the jails to cure sex offenders! Everyone laughed and the woman seemed to be having great fun going back and forth with him. I don’t think The King was too keen on finding another audience member like her! He heads back towards the announcing desk, but stops to ask someone ‘who is the greatest wrestler in the world and why am I?’ The guy answers ‘Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler’ which appears to catch Lawler off guard, but he shakes him by the hand before heading off.
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    Jerry Lawler is reading an Apter mag instead of paying attention to the Jeff Jarrett interview that has just aired. Dave Brown says that they are going to show some highlights of Jarrett, but The King says they don’t have any highlights of Jeff Jarrett, he can assure him! Everyone likes to think that Jeff Jarrett is like the boy next door, well he’s the boy next door if you happen to live next to a penal farm! He knows his background too. When he was in school he was paddled so often he thought he was a canoe! A straight ‘F’ student who was thrown out of school, who then went and bleached his hair, got himself a shiny jacket and now thinks he’s a professional wrestler. The King says that he gets thousands of letters each week and reads all of his fan mail, but occasionally a letter will come in that’s fairly uncomplimentary. He received one the other day that disturbed him a little bit as someone wrote in asking where his ‘World’ title is recognised other than Memphis and Dallas? The King then goes on a tirade about how the mentality of some of these people is that as they only see him in Memphis and on their TV every week, they don’t think he appears anywhere else. He has an issue of an Apter mag with him which shows him on the cover and has photos of him against Mil Mascaras and Al Perez in (‘world class wrestlers that he goes all over the country and beats that these people aren’t familiar with’), and an issue of PWI where he shows the ‘Top 10’ rankings and how he’s consistently ranked among the ‘Top 10’ wrestlers in the world. To prove it’s not nationwide but worldwide, he brings out a Japanese magazine which has some photos of him in wrestling over there in, and finally reads out his schedule for the next month ‘to straighten those idiots out who think he only wrestles in Memphis’. He goes on to say that the USWA Championship is the only Championship that is recognised by more than one organisation, and the WWF and NWA champions are just ‘company champions’. He says that Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair can only wrestle other WWF and NWA wrestlers and they can’t go and defend their belts outside their company like he can. Really good Lawler interview and very similar to his rant on steroids earlier in the Yearbook. You get the impression that, again, Lawler is annoyed for real, so takes a bit of time to vent, rant and get a few things off his chest.
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    Jerry Lawler doesn’t want them to show the end of the tag team match. He says how the last time they showed a tape he didn’t want them to, he had to go up to the booth and set someone straight and doesn’t want to do that again. He’s going to hold Dave Brown responsible and Dave says it’s not his fault but the fans want to see it. King Cobra has Lawler covered after a headbutt, but Jerry Calhoun is on the outside with the JYD and the Soultaker. Cobra goes over to get Calhoun, and with his back turned, Lawler pulls a chain out of his boot, wraps it around his fist and nails Cobra with it. Lawler covers him and Calhoun gets back in the ring to count the pin. The Dog and the crowd tell Calhoun that Lawler used a chain. After a struggle he gets the chain off The King and restarts the match. JYD headbutts the Soultaker and rolls him up for the win almost immediately after the re-start, and then pins Lawler after the match for good measure. Back in the studio and Jerry Lawler isn’t happy. Who ever heard of re-starting a match? He beat King Cobra 1-2-3 and as far as he was concerned, the match was over. When Dave says what about that chain that he had wrapped around his fist? The King tells him that he’s seeing things again and that he conveniently only sees what he wants to see. He didn’t see what they used on the Soultaker and him (which was nothing)! He tells Dave that they live in a great country where you can be anything you want to be, did you want to be an idiot? Junkyard Dog promo and he says that Jerry Lawler is known as ‘The King’ throughout the state of Tennessee and the world, the number one man in professional wrestling and he’s proven that he can be beaten and now his title is on the line. He hasn’t forgotten about the Soultaker either, as he knows that Lawler paid him and he’s coming for him too. Lawler echo’s my thoughts exactly and asks Dave if he could understand anything that the Junkyard Dog said? Dave is down with the jive and says that he certainly could (really Dave?). The King says that the Junkyard Dog is so stupid that he wanted to send Mr T a fan letter but couldn’t spell his last name! He says that he doesn’t wrestle anybody without checking them out first; he wants to know their background, how they think, how they live, everything about them. He’s checked out the Dog’s family tree and traced it back to when they live in one! His parents, like King Cobra’s, are in the iron and steel business, his mother irons and his father steals! The Junkyard Dog isn’t worthy of wearing the World Heavyweight title belt and he’s going to beat him like a dog in Memphis, TN, his home town, in front of his fans! Just because he jumped him from behind last week and Jerry Calhoun was there to count 1-2-3 he thinks that puts him in line for a World title shot? Well it’ll be a different story this week when it’s just the two of them. The JYD’s promo was unnecessarily long with far too much waffle dragging it out. You can tell that the guy is charismatic but, for me, this wasn’t good. Another great, serious Lawler promo building the upcoming match between them. A touch of racism again here and The King was getting his fair share of cheers from the studio audience whilst doing his best to remain heelish.
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    Brother Love’s guests this week are Slick and Akeem. Love says how last time Slick was on his show he was treated unfairly by the Big Boss Man. Slick says that ‘the brother’ should never have trusted that red neck from Cobb County, GA in the first place, but that’s alright, because in Akeem he has a man he can trust and a man who will stand by his side. Slick tells the Boss Man he showed how tough he was with a 130lb manager, so now he’s challenging him to step in the ring with a man that is bigger, badder and better than he could ever dream of being. Akeem says that when they were in the Twin Towers it was he who carried the team every night and if he wants to be a hero, how is he going to do it stretchered out in the hospital bed? He made a mistake by putting his hands on Slick and its payback time now! Ted Dibiase and Virgil then make their way out to join them on the show. Dibiase says that when Jake Roberts stole his Million Dollar belt, the Big Boss Man was too stupid to take the money and that makes him an accessory to the crime. He promises Slick that there will be a great deal of added incentives for Akeem if he takes out the Big Boss Man before whispering something in both of their ears. Slick and Akeem take some dollars off Virgil whilst Dibiase cackles ‘that everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man’. A rare good promo from Slick and a nice cameo from Dibiase as well. I like the way that they overlapped the Dibiase/Roberts and Boss Man/Slick and Akeem feuds here.
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    Hulk Hogan says that he and his Hulkamaniacs have to thank Jack Tunney for putting the Ultimate Challenge together for Wrestlemania VI. The last two weeks have been like burning with the Devil as everywhere he goes the little Hulksters want to know whether they are still the strongest force in the universe? Look at the Ultimate Warrior’s body, in his eyes, can we handle him? Thank God Jack Tunney answered their dreams as they want this burden off their back. The Ultimate Warrior doesn’t seem real with his body, the veins, the intensity and the way he takes his opponents into the unknown. Deep down in his heart he knows he can beat him and that’s why, if Jack Tunney will let them, they’ll also put the World Title on the line. The Ultimate Warrior’s promo is utter nonsense that I thought would never end. He talks about bringing Hulk Hogan the Ultimate Warrior, the Ultimate Challenge and the Ultimate Reality at Wrestlemania. Definite focus here from Hogan in building the Mania match and putting over the Warrior strong and as possibly the most serious threat he’s ever faced. The less said about the Warrior the better.
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    Jeff Jarrett and Bill Dundee are in the Sportatorium with Marc Lowrance and Jarrett holds Billy Joe Travis, Jerry Lawler and Terrance Garvin responsible for costing him the $5,000 that was on offer for winning the recent pole Battle Royale. This Friday it’s a six man tag match and he couldn’t ask for better partners than Bill Dundee and Kerry Von Erich and they’re all coming into that match with one thing on their minds, to beat their stinking brains in. He grew up watching Jerry Lawler and he’s been the champion around Tennessee for a long time, but those days are changing, while he’s got more hate in his body than he ever could have imagined for Terrance Garvin. He’s no right to saying and do the things that he does and he guarantees that they are going to give him a beating. Bill Dundee says that everyone is always saying that he’s this itsy, bitsy fella. Well he might just be 5’7” and 205lbs, but he’s the baddest 5’7” you ever saw and the meanest 205lbs you ever saw. Jerry Lawler could teach Terrance Garvin for six months, six years or forever and he’d never get out of the closet. He’ll never make it in wrestling because it’s a man’s sport and in Jeff Jarrett, Bill Dundee and Kerry Von Erich you are looking at a man. We then get a Kerry promo and he says that they’re coming back to Dallas, TX for a six man tag match against Billy Joe Travis, Jerry Lawler and the queen himself, Terrance Garvin. He’s spoken with Bill Dundee and Jeff Jarrett and they’ve both agreed that he should have the first shot at taking Garvin’s head off. He’s messed him around in the past, would run off and hide and think that he’s not going to have to face him, well it’s funny how things change! As soon as they take down Jerry Lawler and as soon as they take down Billy Joe Travis they’re coming for Garvin, and he alone will take his head off in Dallas, TX. A much better promo from Jarrett than the previous one where he was trying to remain calm. The annoyance and anger you can detect in his voice makes it much more effective and believable. Dundee turns things up a notch and cuts a better one mind; pissed and out to get some revenge come the six man tag. We also get a good, serious, focussed promo from Kerry which is a very pleasant change from what we’ve seen from him so far in the Yearbook.
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    Jerry Lawler wants to talk about this big match next Friday night at the Sportatorium, the dump! The people who come down to ‘the dump’ are used to it because he’s seen some of the houses that they live in and the cars they drive, so it’s probably a step up for them! In regards to this match, you’ve got Kerry Von Erich who for years has fooled all these brainless imbeciles into thinking he’s a professional wrestler. Then there is Jeff Jarrett who idolizes him and wants to be like him, and then you’ve got Bill Dundee who has to look up to everyone. He’s the last one to know when it rains and he always talks about what a big heart he’s got, well that’s the only thing that’s big about him! The three of them are going to be facing himself, Billy Joe Travis and Terrance Garvin. He says that Garvin isn’t really ready to be in this situation and hasn’t come far enough as a wrestler, but the odds are already in their favour even without Garvin as the two of them could beat Jarrett, Dundee and Von Erich on their own. No-one likes mismatches and he’s not crazy about this one because he’s the world champion and he wants competition; he wants to be pushed to the limit and to see how good he really is. To find out how good he is he has to be against someone who is as good as him, and Jeff Jarrett, Bill Dundee and Kerry Von Erich aren’t in that category. What they are going to do this Friday will be like a football game, it will all be over by half time. Billy Joe Travis and himself are going to finish them off and then they’ll bring in the second string, Terrance Garvin, and they’ll let him pin Kerry Von Erich right in the middle of the ring in the Sportatorium! There is a different vibe to the Dallas promos compared to the Memphis studio ones, and Lawler is seemingly always more intense and serious. It’s a strange way of talking about their partner, that he is not good enough to be in the ring with them, but it works. Completely talking down and belittling Garvin, and then when he is to get the pin on Von Erich, in the Sportatorium, it makes it all the more humiliating for Kerry.
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    Capt. Lou Albano and Bruno Sammartino are hawking some premium rate wrestling trivia hotline. Cash in your wrestling knowledge to win big bucks! Dial 1-900-246-CHAMP and beat Bruno in a battle of wrestling trivia. You could win $100 a day, a widescreen TV and VCR with the ‘Wrestling’s Greatest Hits’ video or a complete Nintendo Entertainment System including a Power Glove! What on earth was Bruno doing associating himself with this?
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    ‘Gentleman’ Chris Adams presents the ‘ABC of Professional Wrestling’. See real live action USWA clips, then study the step by step detailed instruction of how to do those moves. You’ll learn preparation for training, basic wrestling moves, skill and speed training, physical appearance conditioning and training, TV interviews and much more! For just $39.95 and in just over 75 minutes, you’ll get a realistic look at what it takes to be successful in the wrestling world. I’ll give it one thing, this looks more appealing that the Bill Dundee Wrestling School that is for sure!
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    For just $9.95 you can now get the 1990 USWA calendar featuring thirteen 9”x12” full colour photographs of all your stars taken by one of the world’s top photographers! When the photos include Tony Falk, Jimmy Jack Funk, Tojo Yamamoto and P.Y. Chu-Hi, Eric Embry and Percy Pringle and the USWA ringette, you can see why it has been reduced from $14.95 to $9.95! Can’t imagine this one sold too well!
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    Ole says that for a change they can be themselves, then can be the Horseman again. He tells Sting does he think that he’s dealing with a couple of kids? He’s dealing with the Horsemen, the men that made wrestling. There was a point when they thought there was a change in Sting,and that when he became a member of the Four Horseman he wanted to be like them, but then he made the big mistake. Did he think that they were going to stand by and let him go after Ric Flair’s title? Take his money? Take his home? He’s wearing black because they are all in mourning, and before it’s done they are going to bury him. Arn says that Sting is just like these spoonheads who don’t know what they want to be when they grow up, ‘I want to be a Horseman, I want to be world champion’. In life there are people that want things and people that have things. Sting didn’t want to run with the pack or hang round for the parties, now the partying is going to be on his lap. Flair says how they have bled, sweat and partied their way across this universe. They own it, they rule it and if Sting doesn’t like it, do something about it! They’re through being anything less than they are and that is the very best this sport has to offer. If Sting thinks he’s got a big mouth, shut it! Another strong promo from Ole and good stuff from the Naitch too. Arn is slipping, and after starting out strong in the previous month, I now have him at number three in the interview stakes when it comes to the Horseman.
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    Dave Brown says that Bill Dundee is involved in a match Monday night at the Mid-South Coliseum, and Jerry Lawler chimes in ‘is he here? Is Dundee here? Dave says ‘no’, but Lawler tells him to wait and that he might be here ‘look under your feet, you might have stepped on him by mistake!’ Dundee promo and he’s got to face a newcomer called Rockin’ Randy who he doesn’t seem to know much about bar he’s 6’1” and 260lbs. Dundee says that he may only be 5’7”, 205lbs, but he looks at professional wrestling just like he looks at a game of chess; he may not be able to overpower Randy, but at some point he’ll make a mistake and then he’s going to capitalize. Back in the studio and Dave says that one of the most asked questions he gets is, at which point The King interrupts him and says ‘how longer a person can live without a brain… tell me Dave how old are you?’, which garners quite a few laughs from the audience. Dave ignores him and says one of the most asked questions he get is ‘how do I become a professional wrestler?’ A commercial airs for the Bill Dundee Wrestling School with an address and number to contact for more information (‘call 615-452-2167 and you’ll talk to the Superstar who will give you all the details’). We return to the studio and Lawler is in hysterics and thinks that the Bill Dundee Wrestling School must be some sort of joke!
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    After a King Cobra win, Jerry Lawler takes another walk into the audience as he wants to take a look at the kind of people they get in on a Saturday Morning. He asks a woman to stand up and says ‘that face and that outfit set sex back 100 years, before finding another woman and asking ‘if she needs a license to be that ugly!’ This doesn’t appear to be having the desired effect as both the woman and the crowd all laugh at that. He asks a young kid if he’s ever been to Memphis Zoo. When he responds ‘yeah’, Lawler says he meant as a visitor! The King liked that one! He picks on one final woman as he’s making his way to the back and says that he wish he could look that good in cheap clothes and wonders if she got her hair cut at a pet shop? Dave Brown is trying his hardest to keep a straight face by the time Lawler has finished and returns to the announcing desk.
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    Brother Love says that his guest this week is a man with style, class, exquisite good looks and a dynamic personality, to which Jesse Ventura says ‘I didn’t know I was on?’ However when Love says he’s not just talking about a great wrestler, Vince McMahon quips ‘it’s definitely not you now!’ Love introduces Rick Martel and he’s carrying something underneath a silk blanket. Martel compliments Love on what he’s wearing, his style and how he’s always colour co-ordinated, before revealing ‘Arrogance’, the fragrance of the 90s for the model, the man of the 90s! A swell smell that makes scents! Yves-Saint Lauren, Christian Dior and Calvin Klein move out the way, because here comes the model with Arrogance! My favourite thing about this was the Ventura and McMahon exchange when Love was introducing the Model.
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    Mean Gene says how last week we heard challenges from both Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, and wants to hear about the ‘Ultimate Challenge’ one more time. Hogan talks about if he finds out the power that the Warrior possesses comes from drinking the sweat from the Devil’s armpit he’ll strike him down!?!?! Warrior’s promo sounds very much like the one from last week. We then hear from WWF President Jack Tunney who is sat in his office and for some reason has framed photos of both the Warrior and Hogan on his wall! He announces that Wrestlemania will be from the Toronto Skydome on April 1st and the main event will be Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior, the greatest main event ever signed in WWF history! It hasn’t yet been determined who’s title will be defended, that will be decided at a later date. As a kid it always felt like a big deal whenever Jack Tunney would make an appearance on screen or have some sort of announcement. It adds a bit of gravitas to things. No idea why he would have framed pictures of Hogan and Warrior on his office wall mind!
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    Jim Ross is in serious mode and interrupts the program for a special report. He announces that although details are sketchy, they’ve just been informed that the Four Horsemen have attacked Sting away from the wrestling ring. Unbeknownst to many, they hurt his leg at the Clash of the Champions and whilst Sting didn’t complain about it, it was known about in the locker room that he suffered some sort of knee injury. The Horsemen somehow found out about that and attacked him once again. Sting has been taken to the hospital by ambulance and he promises that he will have an update on his condition before they go off air on tomorrow night’s World Championship Wrestling. Nothing like a good ratings ploy!
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    Terry Funk has some sad news for the simple minded people and some good news for himself. The sad news is that he’s no longer going to be on Funk’s Grill, the good news is he’s moving on to bigger and better things on Worldwide Wrestling. He needs to find someone to replace him though. He doesn’t want someone who is very good like Arsenio Hall, Johnny Carson or David Letterman, he needs someone who is really bad like Geraldo Rivera! He needs someone that is fat, overbearing, obnoxious, repugnant, a loud mouth, someone who oozes like a rancid piece of meat. At which point Jim Cornette makes his entrance, apologizes for being late and says he’s honoured to be on Funk’s Grill. Funk says he has an idea and how would Cornette like to host Funk’s Grill from now on. He hands him the mic and then just walks off set and from now on the Louisville Slugger will be on Power Hour bringing the straight scoops. Fun little segment, and I like the way Funk just handed the mic to Cornette and immediately walked off set not bothering to stick around. I appear to be in the minority but can’t say I’ll miss the Grill.
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    It’s a very special night and Kerry is going to introduce a Rock and Roll band that stands for world peace, anti-drug and everything the Von Erich’s believe in (oh my, this should be good!). All the way from the Soviet Union, it’s some band called Gorky Park, and they take a seat in the audience. Later in the broadcast Kerry invites the band to join him and Marc Lowrance. The band are being chaperoned by Jennifer Spirit, who goes back a looooooooooong way with Kerry. She says that her friends from Russia have never been to a wrestling match, so she wanted to take them to see the best, the greatest, Kerry Von Erich. Kerry says that Gorky Park stand for something that he and all the wrestler of the USWA stand for; straightening out this nation, getting rid of drugs, bringing back family and promoting peace. He then hands his Texas title to Gorky Park who hold it while he makes a defense against The Soultaker. Christ this was bad! From the non-entity band uniting the US and Russia, Kerry having to get in that she’s some sex symbol by intimating he slept with this women, to the ridiculous claims that he’s against drugs. I know he’s got the WWF run to come, but it’s pretty sad seeing Kerry doing this stuff in the Sportatorium in 1990 after the mid-80s heyday. I think it was Jerry in another thread who said Kerry is like the popular kid in high school who’s now 30 but still stuck in the moment he was 18. I never spotted that before, but it really resonated watching this segment.
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    Gordon Solie doesn’t understand this action at all, but Ole says he explained it clearly. The time is almost up and Sting hasn’t met the conditions. They let him slide once, let him slide twice, but they aren’t going to let him slide a third time. He better go and tell the promoter that the match on the 25th is off otherwise he’s a dead man. Flair says Sting has heard the ultimatum and if he doesn’t get that release by the time they get back from this cage match they’re going to find him, whether that’s in the building or on the streets of Corpus Christi.
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