Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 A crappy video opens. I like that the WWE tried to make a different video, but it was bad different. They just took out some of their usual elements. HHH opens. Good opening line.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 The crowd is not nearly as hot for Batista as they should be. HHH does that "I am HHH!" thing. He is one of the best promos, and the beard makes it look like he his always frowning and sad. Darthhh Vader and Luke Batistawalker? HHH steals from "You box great, but I'm a great boxer". What a fucked up segment. HHH leads in with an 8 minute promo and then has a squash match against Hurricane. Why not just have 3 jobbers lined up in the ring, HHH runs in and squashes, and THEN has HHH cut the promo. The impact would be much greater. Business exposing Pedigree. Well here we go, post beatdown promo. God he's still going on.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Hassan looks goofy. The suit was so much better. Chris Benoit is "respected"~! JR sure knows how to make a guy look special. Time to see how good Benoit is.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Hassan is JUICED. GO HASSAN!~ Worthless piece of shit. Ok, he has great promos and his music rocks and his look is ok. Wrestling wise? Worthless.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 He didn't know how to sell that suplex. Great, Benoit is dominating... he's fucked.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Bad time for a rest hold. They needed 1 or 2 minutes of action.
Al Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Fun to see the crowd chant USA for the Canadian to beat the American. That's always fun.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Goddamn Benoit can take a move. Jesus Christ Hassan can't work.
Al Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Daivari is a cross between Jimmy Hart and Sherri Martel.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 A recent WWE.com article has Benoit saying he loves America and calls it home. This, of course, contradicts what he said on OTR last year.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 He needs Sherris breasts and Jimmy's goatee. Train Wreck
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 They need, like, 3 months on the house show circuit for that match to be remotely good. Wasn't this the finish of their weekend match? Fucking WWE.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 No, No, No, No, No, No... please no.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 HOGAN~! OMG, who's next, Owen, Bret and Sammartino???
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 HOLY SHIT That's a nice coat.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 They are absolutely retarded. Seriously, where does the TV show end and "backstage" begins? I have no idea... They have no idea.
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 "Raw - Last Year..." Um...three months ago...
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Yes. Very spunky. Gigantic Asses is much more classy than Playboy.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 I wish they made Benjamin relevant. He deserves more applause.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 WHAT KIND OF HOLD IS THIS???!?!?!?!
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Benjamin could not look more useless. Who is the ad wizard that came up with this feud?
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 Benjamin should be facing cruiserweights or Benoit. He needs to display his athletic talents, he needs to be kicking ass, not bumping around for shitty heavies. I like his flow slam, but it's not a finisher. And Benjamin should make his own custom IC title. Not so much for Benjamin to have his own title, but I can't stand that title.
Guest TheShawshankRudotion Posted March 1, 2005 Report Posted March 1, 2005 HOLY SHIT Now that's a good idea.
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