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UFC 159: Curse of the DEMON VOICE


Bix

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The belief is that the UFC show tonight might have been CURSED.

 

Let's review:

 

- Ovince St. Preux "accidentally" poked Gian Villante in the eye, and Villante didn't realize you can't tell the ref you can't see if you want the fight to continue, so the fight was stopped and went to the scorecards, with OSP winning by TECHNICAL DECISION.

 

- Rustam Khabilov beat Yancy Medeiros by TKO early in round 1 by suplexing him...onto his thumb, dislocating it. Medeiros decided to show it to the ref, so...yeah.

 

- Pat Healy beat Jim Miller in what looked like a same character fight in Street Fighter. Then Bruce Buffer announced Miller as the winner.

 

- As Kevin Mulahall inspected Alan Belcher before his fight with Michael Bisping, he found a problem with the tape wraps and support sleeves (which an inspector had signed off on) on his ankles. The sleeves were removed and the tape was cut off as Buffer introduced the fighters.

 

- Between rounds 2 and 3 of Bisping-Belcher a DEMON VOICE infiltrated the PPV feed:

 

- After dominating him for the whole fight, Bisping poked Belcher in the same eye he had surgery on (TWICE!) for a detached retina, leading to another win by TECHNICAL DECISION.

 

- Jon Jones stopped Chael Sonnen late in the first round with ground and pound against the cage. Sonnen wasn't hurt, but he turtled up and had nowhere to go. Then suddenly during his interview with Joe Rogan, everyone realized Jones had suffered a COMPOUND FRACTURE OF HIS BIG TOE as he was finishing the fight, possibly by stepping into a pothole in the Octagon floor. As the adrenaline wore off, Jones started shaking, breathing heavily, looking like he was about to vomit, etc. When they found the right camera angle and showed a replay, it wasn't clear how he hurt the toe (didn't put any weight on it at all), so he's probably right that it snagged on something.

 

- If Sonnen weathered the storm and lasted the additional ~30 seconds left in the round, Jones obviously wouldn't have been able to continue, so since there was no foul, Sonnen would've won the title by TKO.

 

Clearly the DEMON VOICE cursed the show. Hail Satan!

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