Cross Face Chicken Wing Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Attention members of PWO: What you are about to read is extremely dorky and insane. Swallow any beverage that might be in your mouth -- I don't want you spitting it onto your naked lady device after reading what I'm doing. Cover your hands with something soft -- I don't want you getting concussed when you smack your head after comprehending what I'm up to. Make sure you have a mirror nearby -- I want each and every one of you who reads this to look into it after you're done and recite the following 20 times: "I will never do anything this dorky. I will never do anything this dorky. I will never do anything this dorky..." Now that I've got the warnings required by law (thanks Obama) out of the way, I can reveal that I have created an institution called the Squared Circle Football League. The NFL has basically morphed into a cockeyed version of professional wrestling these days. Each and every day the offield antics of its players gets more outrageous and the manufactured storylines created by the league PR machine, ESPN and the bloviators on sports talk radio get more tiresome. So, since the NFL is now, basically, a more popular and mainstream version of pro wrestling, why not model a football league after the NFL and fill with with teams made up entirely of pro wrestlers? That's exactly what I've done with the Squared Circle Football League (SCFL). I've put together six teams made up entirely of pro wrestlers. These six teams will play a 10-game season (they'll all play each other twice) with the top three teams making the "World Heavyweight Championship Bowl." The top seed receives a bye straight to the "SCFL World Heavyweight Championship" game and will face the winner of the "Intercontinental Title" round (the No. 2 vs. No. 3 seed). The winner of the "SCFL World Heavyweight Championship" game will take home the SCFL Title Belt. To make all this happen, I will be using a pro football management simulation called Action PC Football. I'll provide weekly recaps of each game and follow the storylines of the SCFL as they develop throughout the season. Below, you will see that I've created rosters for each team. The next step is to input the rosters into the game and rate the players, which will take some time. I'll be posting season previews for each team as I finish inputting them into the game. Meantime, if you, the kind (and slightly warped, like me) readers of PWO could give the rosters a review and let me know if I missed including any obvious wrestlers, I would appreciate it. I focused mainly on pre-2000s American wrestlers to build each team. You'll see I sprinkled in a few foreigners and modern workers throughout, but the heavy focus is on the 80s and 90s era of American wrestling rosters. I tried to place each wrestler on a team that corresponded best with where they wrestled, but it's not always perfect. Some adjustments needed to be made to balance out each 50-man (and woman) roster. Will the WWF Superstars, led by their controversial coach Vince McMahon, use their star power and massive talent to win it all? Can hard-partying QB Ric Flair help the NWA Grapplers overcome a lack of team speed and a roster filled mostly with white dudes? Can the ECW Extremists avoid getting called for roughing penalties on every other play and string together a few wins? We're about to find out. Get ready for season one of the SCFL! 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Slaugher LG Superstar Billy Graham C Adrian Adonis RG Otto Wanz RT Larry The Ax Hennig QB Playboy Buddy Rose QB Mean Gene Okerlund RB Tom Zenk RB Bobo Brazil RB/FB Jerry Saggs WR Paul Diamond WR Doug Sommers TE Billy Robinson TE Boris Zukov T Col. DeBeers G/T Masa Saito G/C Wild Bill Irwin G Sheik Adnan Al Kaise DE Stan The Lariat Hansen DT Jerry Blackwell DT Jumbo Tsuruta DE Ken Patera OLB Chief Wahoo McDaniel MLB Da Crusher OLB Jesse the Body Ventura CB Curt Hennig CB Larry Zbyszko SS Mad Dog Vachon FS Brad Rheingans DT The Raging Bull Manny Fernandez DE Nord the Barbarian DE Mike Enos LB/DE Scott LeDoux LB Ray the Crippler Stevens LB Wayne The Train Bloom LB Pat O'Connor CB Pat Tanaka CB Steve Regal CB/S Red Bastein S Brad Armstron S DJ Peterson K Kenny The Sodbuster Jay P Buck "Rock 'n Roll" Zumhofe KR/PR Jerry Lynn Head coach: Vern Gagne ECW Extremists QB The Franchise Shane Douglas RB Super Crazy WR Rob Van Dam WR Stevie Richards WR 2 Cold Scorpio TE Al Snow LT Mike Awesome LG The Sandman C Tommy Dreamer RG The Blue Meanie RT Jack Victory QB Chris Chetti QB Francine RB/WR Super Nova RB Lance Storm FB Perry Saturn WR Wolfie D WR J.C. Ice TE Steve Corino TE John Kronus G/C Axl Rotten G Sal E. Graziano T Balls Mahoney OL Roadkill DE 911 NT Bam Bam Bigelow DE Raven OLB Justin Credible ILB Buh Buh Ray Dudley ILB Rhino OLB Mustafa Saed CB Chris Candido CB Little Guido SS New Jack FS Sabu DE Big Dick Dudley NT Pitbull No. 1 DL Pitbull No. 2 DL Rocco Rock ILB D-Von Dudley ILB Taz OLB Tommy Cairo OLB Tracy Smothers S Massato Tanaka S Yoshihiro Tajiri CB Mikey Whipwreck CB The Great Sauske K Joel Gertner P Tod Gordon KR/PR Spike Dudley Head coach: Paul E. Dangerously Territorial Outlaws QB Jerry the King Lawler RB Koko B. 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