Ranger Ross

[Grimmas]

Discuss here.

[JerryvonKramer]

Ranger Ross is kind of a marvel of modern science:

 

-Take the military gimmick of Sgt. Slaughter

- Take the martial arts of Ricky Steamboat

- Take the shucking and jiving of Thunderbolt Patterson

- Take the black guy who specialises at being a JTTSness of SD Jones

 

Mix them all together and what do you get? A total fucking mess that's what!

 

Later, WCW scientists would perfect the formula to produce Sgt. Craig Pittman.

[Dylan Waco]

I think you should be forced to rank him

[JerryvonKramer]

He was probably more over than Roman Reigns in that one Fort Worth show, so there's that