Stacey & Elliott's Bogus Journey #2: Crimes Against Humanity

[elliott]

http://placetobenation.com/stacey-and-elliotts-bogus-journey-2-crimes-against-humanity/

 

Things get pretty dark pretty quick as Stacey and Elliott, two bystanders innocently looking for some wrestling end up witnessing multiple counts of attempted murder, a possible attempted sexual assault and some distribution of pornography…and then spend half an hour fantasy booking Kelly Kelly as Riki Choshu. You can decide which is the most egregious crime.

Today’s matches:

– Alexander Otsuka vs Mitsuhiro Matsunaga – BattlARTS 11/09/99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zGN3msKTBc

– Motor City Machine Guns vs Generation Me (Young Bucks) (Empty Arena Match) – TNA ReAction 11/18/10

 

[El McKell]

I wanna take issue with Elliot repeatedly saying there were only 3 empty arena matches. The NWO did all those Saturday Night squashes that nobody should every watch.

[Matt D]

As always, Stacey and Elliott have the best chemistry imaginable. And it was great for them to have a match they disagreed on, too. It was even better that it was a match where Stacey was actively punishing Elliott for making her witness murder. I will try to watch that Generation Me match at some point. I'll watch anything that's ten minutes long.

 

I refuse to comment on the last thirty minutes of the show.