NintendoLogic

I'm watching on my laptop. The feed just conked out on me.

So the two most over wrestlers by far on this show are Goldberg and Ric Flair.

Working Ricochet's leg is a terrible idea. Either he no-sells the leg work so he can hit his spots or he sells the leg and kills the crowd because he isn't hitting his spots.

I was only half paying attention to this match, but I'd say the Charlotte match at the first Takeover was better.

You know what, after seeing what Cody Rhodes and Jon Moxley did after leaving WWE, I wouldn't be surprised if Peyton left and became the second coming of Akira Hokuto.

The show is TV-PG. Looks like there won't be any blood and guts after all.

So let's all agree that Seth can't tell a story in the ring or connect with audiences or emote convincingly. But where does that leave us? Who in WWE can do all those things? Or even most of them? Which brings me back to the point I was trying to make earlier in the thread. All the Rollins-bashing seems to be predicated on the notion that there's a superior alternative WWE can turn to. But there's no savior on the horizon. It's geeks all the way down.

The pre-show is two hours? Fuck off.

I think it's safe to say that the bloom is off the NXT rose. There was always a heavy emphasis on workrate after they transitioned from developmental territory to super indy, but these Gargano wankfests have stretched it well past the breaking point. And the never-ending Shayna title reign has left the women's division in shambles.

To be honest, I'm surprised Gargano didn't kick out of that.

Nigel going Tom Servo.

"Seemingly forgotten about that previous injury..."

The Network is down for me, so it looks like I won't be able to watch the third fall. I'm sure you all can imagine how heartbroken I am. EDIT: It's up again, so I can suffer with the rest of you.

The cage has a fire extinguisher attached to it? Are you fucking kidding me?

The referee looks like he could take both of these guys in a fight.

He grabbed his knee for a couple of seconds in between spots, so it's cool.

That was the second apron spot and we're still in the first fall.

It's nowhere near as bad as the Panama Sunrise.

Cosplaying as Wolverine. Truly the geek of all geeks.

Christ, this nightmare just won't end. I was a Shayna fan, but this interminable title reign has exposed how limited she is.

The crowd is dead for this match. I think Shayna's eternal title reign has killed the heat for her matches.

After Dream went crotch-first into the post, he said "In the home of the Raptors, nothing but nuts!"

Why does Dain have his fists taped if he didn't have a match scheduled?

Io is so much better as a heel, it's not even funny. Candice kicking out of the moonsault annoyed me, but they redeemed themselves with that submission finisher.

That's exactly why they should have Shayna drop the title and move her to the main roster. If need be, they can do it 70/80s WWF style and have her put over everyone she had beaten previously on the way out.