Jesse Ewiak

He's not The Mountie...but's he in the WWF as JACQUES ROUGEAU returns!

Oops...then let's make a difference by selecting FATU!

The WWF selects BARBARIAN!

He's a rising star in Mexico. Now, he's coming to the World Wrestling Federation to become a heartthrob to the women of American - HECTOR GARZA!

He's not a man...but in the WWF, he's not a shark either...please welcome EARTHQUAKE back to the World Wrestling Federation!

Bang Bang! It's the SMOKING GUNNS in the WWF!

World Wrestling Federation Headquarters: Stamford, CT Owner, Head Booker, and God: Vince Kennedy McMahon WWF President: Gorilla Monsoon WWF World Champion: "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel WWF Intercontinental Champion: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michael WWF World Tag Team Champions: Vacant (TBD at In Your House : Devil's Night) Active Wrestlers ---------------- 'The Pearl River Powerhouse' Ahmed Johnson 'The Beast from the East' Bam Bam Bigelow Bart Gunn Billy Gunn Brian Knobbs 'Big Daddy Cool' Diesel Crush Doink the Clown Earthquake Fatu Havok Hogue Hector Garza Irwin R. Schyster Jacques Rougeau Jake 'The Snake' Roberts Jerry Sags Mister Bonanno Mister Hughes Mufasa Saed New Jack Paul Orndorff 'The Macho Man' Randy Savage 'Da Bad Guy' Razor Ramon 'The Dog Faced Gremlin' Rick Steiner 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper Scott Steiner 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels 'Psycho' Sid Ray Lloyd Steve Austin Stone McCready Tatanka The Undertaker Yokozuna Yet to Debut -------- "Charles Wright" "Konnan" "Miss Texas" Managers --------- 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase Paul Bearer Rick Rude Schedule --------- Monday - Monday Night RAW on USA w/ Jim Ross, Vince McMahon, and Jerry Lawler Saturday - WWF Superstars w/ Jim Ross & Dok Hendrix 1995 Pay Per View Schedule October 23rd - In Your House : Devil's Night November 20th - Survivor Series December 18th - In Your House : Holiday Hell 1996 Pay Per View Schedule January 22nd - The Royal Rumble February 19th - In Your House VI April 2nd - Wrestlemania XII

The marks don't know that yet. But yup. Just Yoko. With the early escape of the Hart's.

Everybody has a price...including the WWF, as THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN stays in the Federation and as part of coming back, he has bought out Camp Cornette!

I'm aiming for something slightly less verbose than my World Class shows (as they simply took up too much time), but with the WWF being the WWF, more focus on the angles than most of the matches. PPV, especially the Big 4 will be blown out a little more.

It's now time to announce that the World Wrestling Federation has signed the very controversial GANGSTA's .

The WWF is proud to bring back one half of the WWF World Tag Team Champions and one of the most dominant WWF Champions of all time...YOKOZUNA!

The WWF would like to welcome the ole' Flamehead himself - BAM BAM BIGELOW.

Eh, I'll stick with the saves - not like there's anybody better on the list left at the moment. Also, the 1st two picks (Austin & Steiners) are fine, but I'd like to drop Douglas and for the replacement three picks be - 1.) Randy Savage 2.) Ahmed Johnson 3.) Kevin Nash So, my new roster should be Sid, 'Taker, HBK, Nash, Ahmed, Savage, Steiners Booker, Douglas, and Vamp are in the FA pool.

I'd assume I'd take over whom the previous booker drafted, minus Booker & Vampiro, and my guys from RevPro would go back in the pool.

I'd be happy to take over the WWF if nobody else wants it. I like my goofy West Coast proto PWG/ECW but if nobody else wants to step up.

The next man to join the future of professional wrestling in the City of Angels for RevPro is...STEVIE RICHARDS!

RevPro is happy to welcome one of the biggest stars in the history of lucha libre...KONNAN!

RevPro welcomes one of the hottest wrestlers on the independents to the West Coast - AL SNOW!

With their first pick in the draft, RevPro is happy to begin the revolution by welcoming to the West Coast, the legendary former Intercontinental Champion, "El Matador" Tito Santana!

People who should be draftable for whatever (after all, most of those guys were just looking for a big enough paycheck to come back), but obviously, injured guys should stay out until they're cleared as in RL. The only questionable folks would be Hennig & Rude, who were both able to "go" in a sense, but simply were making more off their Lloyd's of London payouts.

Hey, I'd like to try out and start up RevPro (the precursor to PWG) up a little early. Realize most of the folks wouldn't be ready yet, but I like the concept of attempting to start up a West Coast top level indie at this point in time.

I honestly think Moxley was domesticated by being in FCW for a while and probably, hooking up with Renee Young. Which is unfortunate, because MMA is fucking boring as hell 95% of the time.

I've been thinking about this a bit since the last few RAW's, where people have been like, "no Rollins is the future", "no Ambrose is", "no Rollins is", and so forth and so on around the Internet. It's been weird because I personally feel neither of the Shield members nor anybody on the full-time WWE or NXT roster is "The Guy" and I think I've kind of parsed it out - nobody feels 'dangerous.' I don't mean 'dangerous' as in will throw you in a table or yell nasty things at a woman wrestler. I mean 'dangerous' in the sense I think things could go off the rails at any second with them during an angle or a promo or even a match and even if it's bad, it'd be awesome. For a more modern example of this, think of any Piper's Pit in the last couple of years when everybody was kind of on edge because ole' Uncle Roddy could blow up at any second. Or for that matter, go back and watch any Randy Savage promo from the 80's. You know he actually didn't do anything that crazy, but there was this overwhelming feeling that he could punch out Gene Okerlund, rip a locker off it's walls, go attack the camera, or some other insane thing. Even somebody like Hogan, who seems fairly bland when you can describe him was actually kind of a crazy person - stripping Sherri, screaming like a madman in promos, being kind of an ass in the ring even as a babyface, and so on. Yeah, you know how a Hogan promo would end, but you don't know how he'd get there. Now today, everything is safe. Again, I'm not talking about "oh no there's no more boobies or blood or swearing", I'm talking about a feeling of the wrestlers being barely controlled insane people. Now, outside of Brock, there's nobody on the current WWE roster I'm actually scared off. Sure, I know rationally Big E or Bray Wyatt could kick the shit out of me, but I don't think they actually would. After all, the most dangerous thing 95% of the current WWE roster has seemingly done is get popped for a DUI in Tampa during their developmental days because Uber didn't exist yet. Now, I don't deny this is likely better for locker room harmony, WWE's public relations, the view of the business from the outside world, and indeed, for the health and safety of many of the workers. But, it seems to lead to a less involving product. I'm not saying that everybody has to be a pill popping madman who's trying to screw everything that moves like it was in the 80's and 90's, but if every member of the roster is a wrestling geek who happen to luck out genetically, where will the characters come from? Where are the washouts, the weirdoes, the wanderers who came in and out of wrestling for decades? And no, Dean Ambrose isn't a weirdo. He's a guy who likes Vegas a little too much. I mean, outside of Brock (and even then he's a introverted weirdo who lives in the middle of nowhere), it'd be a shock if any current member of the roster got in a bar fight, was accused of sexual assault, got caught with a massive supply of drugs, or any number of the crimes and shenangians wrestlers got into in the 70's and 80's and even before. I'm not blaming this all on the workers. We're a less violent society, no matter the current serious situations with both cops and minorites, but it's also a fact it's the safest time in decades to be either a cop or a minority. Seriously, go back and look at the crime numbers from the 70's and 80's - fans pulling guns and causing riots make a lot more sense when you understand we were a rougher society. Maybe that's why wrestling could only become hugely successful in someplace like America in it's current form. So, if the price of having a nicer less violent society is that wrestling feels less 'dangerous', I'll happily take that. I guess to bring it back to my original point. Imagine if that on the night after Battleground, whether he won or loss, Vince told Roman Reigns, "ok, you're opening the show. Tell the crowd how you really feel. We'll beep out any swear words, but try not to piss off the network. Other than that, you've got free reign." Would Roman really be able to let loose? I'm not saying that to be anti-Roman, because I actually don't think anybody on the current roster could pull off that kind of promo and it's not because they're "bad promos", it's because they're by all reports, not a bunch of selfish carnie assholes. In a lot of ways, CM Punk was the last selfish carnie asshole who hated his own fans. I think that's partly why he was able to bang every cute girl from the indies during his time - everybody else on the indies was well, a wrestling geek like you and me who happened to get a good dice roll when it came to genetics. It's also why fans latched onto him - he was 'dangerous.' In a weird post modern way, but that's perhaps why other 'Pipebomb' or Pipebomb adjace thing like Dolph Ziggler rants and the like don't permeate the conciousness like Punk's rant did - because people actually believed Punk. In their heart of hearts, they don't actually believe Ziggler. So yeah, this is just a weird rant. Thoughts?

I think the DDP thing could've worked if as part of his promo he would've played off the stalking thing as something to get in 'Taker's head and played it off by saying something like "Jack, this ain't about your wife, everybody knows I've got a hotter piece of tail back home" or some other cheezy Jersey strip club DJ thing. Along with ya' know, not treating DDP as a joke.