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Jericho really took those thumbtack bumps like a champ.

A fire extinguisher is fitting for such a heatless match.

This match feels like something from an N64 game.

Sasha Banks suffered a likely concussion due a knee to the head from a ref at a house show on May 15th. She was already being kept off of TV for other reasons, so this probably won't affect much.

A wellspring for your thoughts: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wrestling/VinceRusso.

He's still slipping in the Vincest references in 2016.

Did Sasha put in a GWE ballot? https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/726934717912633344

Minus five stars.

Charlotte still hasn't completely shaken that awkwardness in the ring she's had since NXT.

Bret Hart's looking like JJ Dillon mixed with RVD.

He had some good matches with Rollins, and the Rumble match with Owens was decent.

Whenever there's a distraction during a WWE match my brain goes all AlphaGo trying to find the exact path that will lead to a roll-up finish. At least this was better than someone just being distracted by music, but it probably makes more sense to just keep cranking the submission hold to hurt your opponent than to get up and grab the ref.

That Miz sleeper was not approved by Steve Austin.

Phil Schneider summed it up best: Kevin Owens is an ethnic babyface for Internet nerds.

Every time JBL makes an Otto Wanz reference it cracks me up.

It's strange to follow up a match ending in a kayfabe-breaking injury with a video package that features someone bragging about causing an injury to his opponent.

I would hope this is a work, but it sadly seems too stupid to be one.

They at least mentioned "control of RAW" earlier in the match.

That kid in a wheelchair is thinking "I could work a better match than this".

The thing Shane was trying to do that nobody could explain backfired. That dastardly Undertaker!

Ironically, after all of the WWE's problems in the other direction the greatest failure of this match is that they're taking it seriously.

This match already seems as ridiculous as the Sting / HHH match from last year, even before any run-ins or other shenanigans.

What a trash finish.

Sasha's been doing some pretty fearful bumping in this match.

The match layout thusfar feels more like one of their NXT matches than their main roster matches.