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Nick Jackson looks way too much like one of Bolsonaro's sons for me to not hate his guts. Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus not having a fucking word is, intentionally or not, the perfect encapsulation of their fucking title reign.

Give him the TNT belt let's fucking go

Okada feels so above those dudes and I don't even like him that much.

This was good. Shame David is bland.

Gotta feature him, man. They paying him lots of money.

Oh fuck no. One of the dudes I like the least in wrestling.

No fucking way PAC ain't on the roids. Dude's neck SHRUNK on that Poison Rana landing and he didn't feel a fucking thing.

Battle of the Roidy McGoos over here. They are gigantic.

Forget that, why are we getting JAPAN in the All Atlantic Tourny? What the fuck? This reeks of network BS.

Yeah I thought FOR SURE Yuta was winning that. At least it would be something to look forward to, two stablemates fighting, plus Two Titles Yuta being a possibility. We might need to change TK's supplier. That shit ain't hitting as nice.

I am pretty sure Cole would have that interim title IN THE BAG if not for injury. Why the fuck even give KOR a chance to SNIFF that belt if not for the rationale that he's in the same stable as Baybay man?

Are you kidding me? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL and the crowd goes mild

Swerve SWERVED Keith Lee? Is Swerve in Their Glory going to survive Swerve's swerve?

Archer vs Lee? Let's gooooo The fuck is the camera crew doing? Is Kevin Dunn taking over?

Listen. Cesaro is still a free agent, right? Or rather, Joker is announced, lights go out and DA ROTUNDO DEVIL appears in the ring!!!

Checks out. For him to not even being able to fly, it was either that or an infectious disease. Hope AmDrag gets better, it's especially worrysome now given his history with concussions.

Yeah, it's weird. Like, having Page vs Mox to decide who'll face Tana at Forbidden Door wouldn't be the worst idea, since it's the former champ and the #1 contender. Those are the two top dogs in your division, makes sense one of them would hold the interim title. Having a Battle Royale to decide who's going to face Tana would be okay, too. But when you already have the #1 guy defined, why not just go with him vs Tana for the Interim Belt to begin with? It feels like adding extra steps.

What's crazy is I don't think Page even made TV last week. Now he's facing David Finlay. Dire stuff for him.

Word is that they came up with the Battle Royal on the spot. I hope we get something that is going to PLEASE EVERYONE, like Adam Cole!

Hey this was a pretty dope episode of NXT! Also, Waller managing to somehow set up his finisher without taking too long or being overly complicated is an underrated skill.

APOLLO AND SOLO VS WALLER AND MELO? FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Are you fucking kidding LOLOLOL Fabian Aichner is now Giovanni Vinci. Ridiculous watch on his wrist, shit looks like a Morpher.

Paxley vs Fyre was kinda dope. Gnarly Swanton by former Kay Lee Ray. Honestly that gimmick change was good!

Timothy Thatcher is in NOAH what the fuck I guess I'll go back to that promotion now