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Him choking up when talking about meeting his favorite wrestler, Triple H, is in the Hall of Fame of carny shit.

this man is such a carny it's unbelievable

Even so, dude took a suplex on concrete. That's still batshit insane to me. It blows my mind how nearly TWO DECADES later he is able to give us such a convincing near fall. Crying.

Hey it's the one time WWE put over the hometown wrestler!

Night 1 got a MOTYC (two, if you count Bianca/Becky ), a great return in Cody Rhodes, one good match in Charlotte/Ronda. Success.

Austin doesn't even look gassed. Dude is fucking GOATED.

This was fucking UNBELIEVABLE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Rey must have hooked him up with the dudes who gave him new knees, there ain't no other way.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE TAKING A SUPLEX ONTO THE FUCKING CONCRETE

Still bumping and selling his ass off. The GOAT.

Listen, Charlotte did what Becky fucking couldn't, she beat Ronda ultra fucking clean. I have never seen anything like this in this company, man. She is a menace and I FUCKING KNOW she only kept her title after throwing a fit because she wasn't the main event of Night 1.

Ronda being pinned by Charlottte's... Not even one of her finishers what the fuck?

And CHARLOTTE MUST POSE

Charlotte stop fucking doing that moonsault miss into a standing moonsault. Only Ibushi was able to make that look good and he is a FREAK.

And the Jazz just lost to a Curry-less Warriors after being up essentially the entire game. Scenes.

Hey if they ramp up the petty violence this might be really fucking good

Both look like they don't give a single fuck about this match. Marks.

Listen, they don't have to deal with cringe-inducing Brandi Rhodes promos. If WWE is also able to dodge that bullet, everyone is a winner.

This finish was surprisingly really fucking good!

I fucking hate 99% of pro wrestling cutters. Only RKO makes them work well.

LOL AT THE CROSS RHODES BEING KICKED OUT HAHAHA Might as well bust out the Vertabreaker

Cody sucks ass, but I expected something more high octane from Rollins even if I don't like him

Did they lay out this match specifically to make the crowd go cold?

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