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  1. PeteF3
    Page roots through a garbage receptacle and tries to foist some (presumably fake) rodeo tickets off on a passerby. Ha, they're yesterday's tickets.
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    Funk's promo is sort of rambling and is a quasi-babyface promo to start, which is odd standing next to Pogo and Quinones--then he says Onita has the "heart of a chicken" and all is right. He went from kindly old grampa Terry to a psychotic to a disingenuous shit all in one interview. Pogo does the all-time worst dramatic avoid-the-barbed-wire acting I have ever seen. He stands with his feet planted on the mat, flailing his arms like a jazz-hands routine in a pathetic attempt to look "off balance." Then Tanaka eats the barbed wire explosion instead. Funk brutalizes Hayabusa's leg with a chair before slapping on the spinning toe hold. Incongruous spinning toe holds in weird settings will never not be entertaining to me. Oh, wait, Pogo after using his sickle is handed a BUTCHER'S KNIFE and he starts sawing Tanaka's back. You know what, fuck this shit. Pogo is such a horrible load that he can't even make me care about someone coming back to give him a taste of his own medicine, because it never fucking happens. Next chapter.
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    Forget the explosions for a second...that power bomb towards the end that almost broke Combat's neck, holy SHIT. This was well-worked, and I appreciated the almost Memphis-barbed-wire match opening, where the barbed wire acts more like a lumberjack match than as a weapon, keeping the workers in the center of the ring. They milk it for so long that you literally forget about the coming explosions, adding to the shock of when Kudo finally hits and the bombs go off. And the build to the final explosion was the best of all, with both girls taking the full brunt after each had taken one apiece earlier. And Onita wasn't just great afterward, he was great *during* the match. Kudo climaxes this with probably the only way possible, which is debuting(?--the crowd didn't seem to know what was up until she dropped her) the Kudo Driver, forcing Combat to end her career on her back. As good as it was, and it's the best joshi match of the year so far and probably a top-3 death match of the '90s so far, I really can't place it in my Running Top 5 for the year. It *was* just that hard to watch at points. Combat's never going to be a favorite of mine, but it's been fun watching her progress from doing her lame monster act against Kudo in 1990, surprising me by teaming with Kudo and at least attempting to keep up with Toyota & Yamada in '93, and progressing into a grizzled-babyface-type role at the end of her career. She was able to carve out a quality of work to be proud of when she could have easily sunk into a decrepit Pogo/Tsuchiya/Nakamaki-type career.
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    This was pretty good, but as smart a worker as Foley is (no, really) neither he nor Kanemura quite have Onita's flair for the dramatic in this setting. There is some really good work, though, like the battle on the apron that ends with Cactus' plunge into the wood and glass, and some good near-falls. Middle of the road as far as these things go, I'd say.
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    Taz shits on Devon Storm. Missy shits on Howard Stern. Tommy Dreamer bets Raven "has no..." cut to a shot of Kimona holding a cat. Dances With Dudley tearfully laments his wheelchair-boundness and D-Von channels Jules Wennfeld and debuts his first catchphrase. Blue Meanie charms Miss Patricia with his knowledge of Hamlet and armpit farts. New Jack threatens the Eliminators. Meanie wows Stevie by telling him he got to second base, presumably with Patricia. Stevie sulks. Bill Alfonso is NOT a used car salesman. New Jack gloats about vandalizing the Eliminators' locker room, and the poor cameraman is run over by guess-who. New Jack and Mustafa get jumped and get X's spraypainted on themselves.
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    Not as good as the first Flair-Giant match, though we do get a few token cheating spots.
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    Something only the Yearbook can provide: we fade out on Shawn and Davey getting into a brawl, and fade in on Finlay and Regal doing the same thing. Cool effect. And this was of course awesome--tighter than the Uncensored match but totally unique. These guys pretty much topped every crazy ECW brawl for sheer intensity. I also love that they actually managed to build a match in this setting, with a really well-done build to the finish considering what they were doing.
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    Agreed on the uncoolness of Lothario constantly accompanying Michaels around. Did "babysitting" duties really have to include being on-camera after WrestleMania? Vince doesn't help either, even as Shawn cuts one of his better babyface promos. Cornette tops that with one of the scorched-earth promos of his life--with more energy than just about anything he did in 1995 in either the WWF or SMW. "YOU SIR, ARE A FORNICATOR." After Diana smacks Shawn, he declares that we all know "who wears the pants in the Smith family," and the brawl is on right as we go to commercial.
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    Pretty unique, authentic-looking segment.
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    The TV version of this cuts a 12-minute match down to about 3, which is infuriating. Thankfully a fuller version is on Youtube. Kandori vs. anyone is a dream match, just because her style is so unique for joshi, a world where people tend to work the same no matter how big or small they are. Shinobu just picks her spots and grinds you into dust on the mat. I've called out Nagayo a few times already but she definitely knows how to work smart, if not always hard. Nagayo vs. Kandori is the big selling point here (it's their first meeting, if I have this right), with the partners mainly window-dressing. Kandori utterly abusing Sato is fun, and there's a great moment where Sato counters a kick and executes a flawless takedown into a toe hold, and Kandori channels her inner Ronnie Garvin (or not so "inner," with that hairdo of hers) and no-sells it completely, making faces at her. I know nothing about Omukai but she does throw some good suplexes and shows some good flexibility as Nagayo returns the favor by abusing her. Sato gets Kandori to chase her around allowing Nagayo to drop Omukai with a DVD. I liked the Yamada match the best of the show but this was another good one that whets the appetite for a singles match that may or may not actually happen.
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    There's a horrible moment early on here as Yamada climbs up the ropes, then has to turn and literally call Satomura over to the corner so they can do their spot. Bad, bad form, but they manage to make up for it with a simple but effective and universal story, of Satomura trying to fight her way through despite being outsized, out-experienced, and generally overmatched. Satomura's flailing, crazed, desperate fist-throwing gets that over, and she also has a million different ways of taking Yamada down into a cross armbreaker, constantly keeping her off-balance. Toshiyo for her part works like a faster Tenryu, casually cutting Satomura off with some great punches and of course her kicks. Then she caps it by tapping Satomura herself with the cross armbreaker. Good stuff and probably the most immediately accessible GAEA match so far. Yamada consoling a hysterical Satomura afterward like Triple H and that kid is one of the more "aww" moments of the year.
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    There's good work among all four ladies, but GAEA's refusal to air the ring intros is frustrating for a noob such as myself. I had to search around in a futile attempt to figure out who was whom and I still don't know Numao from Nakano. Anyway, Sato shows off some cool mat skills and the girl in the full leotard throws some awesome kicks, like a poor woman's Kansai. Action is good but marked by some sloppiness down the stretch, like a reverse flying elbow from Sato that misses by a mile, and some bad timing on the pin saves. Sato taps the kicker-lady with a leglock to win.
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    Hash plain and simply has a better flair for the dramatic than Muto (or almost anybody else for that matter), and I think that's the #1 reason why this match smokes both of the Takada/Muto bouts. Takada also works harder, but the intensely dramatic stand-up moments and kick exchanges, climaxing with Hashimoto's incredible ducking legsweep, are what make this. Of course Takada wasn't going to get in a ton of offense, for reasons we've already established, but as a blowoff to this story it worked perfectly. On my running MOTY candidacy list this is currently at #4 (behind Otani/Samurai, the MPro 6-man, and Taue/Doc). Time will tell if it finishes in the top 10.
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    No fancy-ass shit here (except those two topes). Fujinami starts off hot, goes for the tope one too many times, gets his nose busted, and then this is just a flat-out war. This isn't as good as it would have been around 1988 but it's a hell of a match for two guys on the downside (even though Tenryu is timeless, both from a conditioning and a style standpoint). Edit: Oh God--Tenryu's "hey, you gotta little somethin' on your nose" to Fujinami after the match is one of the greatest moments of the year.
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    I've been higher on '95-'96 ECW than others and I still didn't much care for this. There were a few cool moments that would have had more impact in another more familiar setting, like Muta writing on Shinzaki's stick on Jinsei's blood, and misting his way out of the power bomb. But this was mostly Shitty Muto and that tended to overshadow things even when Shinzaki was working hard.
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    Cringe-worthy moment of the year: Liger attempts to do the Jumbo Tsuruta drop-the-guy's-knee-on-the-guardrail spot, misses, and instead drops Sasuke's groin on it. Yeeowch. Yeah, this match-up is actually less interesting the more Sasuke is portrayed as an equal, as opposed to an underdog. Sasuke isn't as compelling working holds from the top as from the bottom, and then he blows off the cool legwork. Liger mostly holds this together, but at one point he drops Sasuke from the turnbuckle, levels him with a knee off the top that looks to knock him out, signals that he's going to drop Sasuke on his head again to put him away, and...puts on a crossface chicken wing. REALLY curious move there from one of the smarter workers around--were they seriously expecting people to buy that as a potential ending? Liger is no Mr. Backlund--he uses that hold as a matwork opener, not a finish. There was still good stuff here and the Sasuke victory took me by surprise, but the Super J-Cup match between these two is the one you want.
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    Fantastic match and...well, we'll check out Survivor Series, but this should be at worst the #2 WWF match of the year. This is a great layout on top of a fantastic underneath performance by Shawn and a fine performance by Diesel as the confident dick. Loved the payback spots with the low blow, and the symmetry of both guys using bystanders' footwear as weapons. And the Jackknife through the table is of course an all-timer of a spot. There's also an almost odd shoot vibe running through this at times, with Diesel threatening before the show to swear on live TV and making threats towards McMahon--for two buddies that weren't always concerned with selling the company storylines, there's a great undercurrent of true visceral hate, from Shawn's stoic entrance to his downright angry victory celebration. This is the Shawn we needed to see as ace of the company--a resourceful tough guy willing to mix it up instead of a happy-go-lucky male stripper.
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    Almost like a sprint version of the Uncensored match, faster and tighter. Regal CLOBBERS Finlay with a clothesline that knocks him off the apron--Stan Hansen woulda been proud of that one. Then Finlay takes a sick bump getting dropped on the guardrail, and chairs and plundah get involved and it's a double-DQ. Finlay punctuates this with a tombstone on the arena floor.
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    Diesel's great here, calling out Shawn for going down the same road he did as WWF Champion--"worst year of my life." Both guys take some personal shots at each other's WWF careers.
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    Did Vince sign off on this? This is about as southern wrasslin' as it gets.
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    The story here is that Zouev is effective for quick bursts--quick strikes, sudden takedowns--but Han owns him the longer things stay on the mat. Zouev gets a *yellow card*, which adds a point to his total, which I don't think I've seen in RINGS or any other shootstyle promotion. It's a cool, legit-looking gimmick, though. At the end they turn things on their head, as Han takes Zouev down but Zouev reverses into a form of twister to get an upset(?) tapout. Watching Han is always a treat, and this felt more fulfilling than the Yamamoto/Kohsaka match.
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    I don't have a lot to add to this, other than it was fine.
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    CM Punk last year was pretty similar, albeit it later in the match. He had been in there for fifty minutes or so and his elimination had no build or drama and was treated as a nonevent. He was eliminated by Kane in screwjob fashion. It was supposed to set up Punk-Kane at Wrestlemania. Bryan's elimination sets up nothing. They also had to "go home" with Punk early due to a concussion.
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    Just in comparison to recent Yearbook segments, Missy is way overshadowed by Marlena, and Woman, and Kimona, and Beulah, to say nothing of Sunny.
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    Little Guido's cheesesteak is merely "all right," to the astonishment of JT Smith. He doesn't want Guido to ruin his chances of being grand marshal for the Italian Day parade, so Guido quickly changes his tune.
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