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  1. PeteF3
    Dundee after 20 years has captured the Unified World title. He cuts a sterling promo on Brian Christopher, from the position of the grizzled world-weary veteran.
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    That tope was incredible. There's some good action here but obviously impossible to rate accurately. Yes, the finish didn't work, mainly because Chicana's power bomb consisted of him basically lightly setting Fiera on the ground and folding his legs. I wanted more awesome punches here.
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    MOTY (to this point) as far as I'm concerned. It's not a perfect match--as already mentioned, the ending is pretty wonky. I mean, it's not a bad finish in a vacuum, but it seems out of place here. But for as long as it was this never really wore out its welcome, and these two know how to lay a match out in addition to showing violent intense hatred. Each lady is in control for extended periods and the other has to make a more gradual comeback before they can sustain offense of their own, and they incorporate wrestling moves into the garbage brawling pretty effectively. And some great creative use for the chain all throughout the match. The brawl outside was crazy as well, including the "found footage" handheld camcorder stuff. I only knew these two as an outsider tag team facing the AJW girls, so what caused the fallout? Or were they already enemies who were just aligning for promotional pride reasons?
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    Awesome, awesome match, as enjoyable as anything this year. If Santo and Panther weren't content to stay in the background until their quick run at the end with the insane tope to the floor, this would be my running MOTY. Just a great blend of character work and some awesome flying--the offensive kind for Rey and some truly loony bumping from Psicosis. The star power is off the charts, too--and that matters.
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    In fairness, Meltzer was down on Hash for quite a while too--most of the first half of the '90s. Keith's hatred for Gedo stemmed from him getting into the finals of the '95 Super J-Cup just because WAR hosted it. And, naturally, because he beat Benoit to get there.
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    Badd vs. Regal from the year before is great, too. An improvement over the Bash at the Beach match is quite good in its own right.
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    Enough of this. I absolutely HATE this Jack/Douglas combination I can't quite explain why but I think Shane is an albatross around Cactus. Great, they trained together, that doesn't mean they mesh as personalities at all. Douglas is still acting like his heel Franchise self and still buddy-buddy with Jack which is nonsensical. A smolderingly sexy Woman responds, followed by an oddly edited promo from Sandman and Funk.
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    Even in his old age, Ladd is still mesmerizing on the stick. Comparing LT's pride to the fall of Lucifer = awesomeness. Try getting THAT kind of talk from your average NFL talking head.
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    I agree on the Benoit-as-best-in-the-world thing, not quite as high on the match itself, though it is really, really good. I just thought it went on a little too long towards the end. Up until they overextended themselves, Benoit was great as the dominant champ leading the less experienced, lower-level Kanemoto through some great work. Kanemoto gets a few hope spots but doesn't really appear to be on Benoit's kayfabe level, but keeps kicking out and coming back and the almost-overlong finishing stretch actually serves a purpose, as Kanemoto busts out a weird-looking top-rope body scissors/huracanrana thing to shock Benoit for the IWGP Jr. title! Finally, after a number of months, we get a patented Choshu upset that feels like it serves a purpose instead of a shock finish for shock's sake.
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    I love Regal's dapper suit and glasses--he's way more comfortable in this role now than he was last year. It contrasts wonderfully with Eaton's writing-covered white t-shirt and pink pants. Regal takes up Eaton's challenge for next week if Eaton brings his grotty wrestling gear with him. Good segment with ridiculous canned boos.
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    Cornette will have a mystery partner to combat the Gangstas. New Jack ain't worried about Cornette and ain't worried 'bout no mystery partner. New Jack can bring a whole busload of them up here--"you'd think we were making a Tarzan movie!"
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    The action is okay but Bill Rush should have been hospitalized for as many times as he was knocked out in this span. This was pretty lazy booking despite the unique stip and three ostensible babyfaces all going at each other.
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    Public Enemy ain't no disco Nazis, they ain't no Bushwhackin' whackos, and they don't wear clown suits. Whatever.
  14. PeteF3
    Good promo but for fuck's sake can we decide if Douglas is a babyface or a heel already?
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    I THINK Funk was impersonating those noises Cactus makes while wrestling, and evidently he felt that was cartoony. Funk rambles a bit but the promo is still awesome and a lot of what he says rings as very true in retrospect. Funk complaining about how Cactus is a fat mockery of wrestling while aligning with the Sandman is pretty amusing and some classic heeling.
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    Great southern-style tag in a New Japan setting. Choking with t-shirts, choking with tag ropes, good vs. evil, run-ins, hate-filled brawling, the works. Hase is trying to match El Dandy as master of most different wrestling styles. The one thing I really hated was Hiro Saito getting involved again at the end. Saito pounding on Sasaki with a chair in full view of the referee and the match continuing was eye-rolling to the extreme. This match could have gotten just as over, maybe even moreso, with a DQ finish.
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    They already seem to be teasing a Shawn/Sid split, with the announcers speculating on if Shawn can control him. I bet that was always the endgame, so maybe they just moved Shawn's face turn up a bit instead of deciding out of the blue the day after WM to do it. Shawn going after Smith's arm makes sense (and sold great by Cornette, who points out that the legs are stronger than the arms), but after Smith powers out it doesn't really go anywhere. Davey Boy busts out an impactante/Romero special, which is cool. Shawn has a few wrinkles here but is still weak on offense, and there are a number of openings and transitions that Davey Boy immediately cuts off, particularly after Sid catches Shawn flying to the floor. Shawn wins in refreshingly clean fashion. What is with Vince constantly whining about Davey Boy being ROBBED? Cornette presses him on why exactly he was "robbed" at the Rumble and Vince just plugs the Coliseum Video release.
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    This was okay, but the opening is one of the more tepid lucha brawls you'll ever see. Transformer is so obscure that Luchawiki doesn't even have a page for him--he's a fat, lazy fuck who suddenly puts on the best sequence of the match with a fun gymnastic comedy routine with Guerrera. He's subsequently taken out by an INSANE senton from the top rope to the floor by Psicosis--one of the spots of the year, hands down. It's sold big and Transformer is out for the match, while at the same time the technicos are awarded a fall for some reason. The rudos continuing to rain down on Transformer as he's being lifted onto a stretcher is pretty funny. Some good action to follow, as Juventud and Rey, Sr. in particular have a few nice Japanese-style bombs to toss into the usual lucha action, but Loss is right that the technico comeback down 2-on-3 seems hollow, though Rey's counter to pin Psicosis and Fuerza's pratfall sell were good. For some reason the technicos have to pin all 3 rudos to win, which adds to the anticlimactic finish.
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    Wow, what a great way to build heat on Vader for the strap match. Jimmy Hart successfully fends off an an attempted save by Ric Flair. Yes, really. Hulk cuts a barely-coherent promo.
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    I always thought Dave was a dead ringer for Brian Adias (or perhaps Adias was a dead ringer for Meltzer).
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    What's this? A good Gangstas match? A really, REALLY good Gangstas match? This is awesome all-around, though I wouldn't rank it ahead of Cactus vs. Candido as far as the very best SMW TV match. The Gangstas work over Smothers with both a blackjack and a spike, and Ross and Thatcher effectively get over how the Gangstas feel backed into a corner thanks to Cornette, the Bodies, and the Southern Boys. The Gangstas flash some damn good offense here and even work some cool sequences on top of the simple weapon stuff. Smothers makes a super-hot tag after being bloodied, but D'Lo catches Scott in the knee with the blackjack to give the Gangstas the pin. And they're not done--they take out Scott's leg, take out Cornette, and then eventually overpower Commissioner Armstrong and bury him in the X flag! It's not nearly as heated as Watts being buried under the Soviet flag but I admire the effort at least. Then Bob cuts one of the promos of the year with more great lines: he plans to take the X flag to his outhouse to replace his Sears catalogue as toilet paper! The best overall North American segment of the year so far. I was souring on the Gangstas angle but this kicked things up a notch and made them out to be the most dangerous men in wrestling.
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    Buddy Landell will have to face the Dirty White Boy in a steel cage at March Madness. Landell tears White Boy to go home, seal the windows shut, and turn the gas up! Holy SHIT. He then closes with an insult so long-winded and intricate that I can't bear to fail to do it justice by typing it out. SHOULD CAGE MATCHES BE ALLOWED IN SMOKY MOUNTAIN WRESTLING? Call the hotline and express your vote.
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    The race war stuff is now starting to get desperate. It seemed legitimately edgy and dangerous in a good way in '94, but they got away from it and this rehash just doesn't have the same effect. The X flag vs. Rebel flag stuff is just shit and the music video basically says, "Boo these guys because they're black."
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    Rich screams about how Wolfie D's mother hit his mother with a hubcap, thus justifying him slapping her. Rich screams bloody murder in a way more enjoyable way than Sid while Gorgeous George III makes terrible faces next to him. PG-13 are out and a pretty great brawl erupts, with Big Daddy Cyrus helping Rich cut off JC's rat tail. Having a heel attack a babyface's mother to set up a simple haircut angle seems a little backwards to me, but it was a cool segment.
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    Jericho took less time to read off all 1,004 of his holds than Shawn did to get through that list. Sheesh. "WHO OPENED THE GATES OF HELL AND LET THIS MAN OUT?!" Okay, that was a great line by Sid. He then does a SHOUTY WRESTLING PROMO the types of which were being made fun of by Ren & Stimpy and various sketch comedy shows. Except for that line, a bad segment all-around.
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