ErictheDragon

I;m only just now realizing that the previous post had results on it. I thought you were just advertising talent lol. In the most territory move of all, it seems the promoters kids are being pushed right to the top.

UWF Fury Hour #3 Taped on July 25th at Studio 12 at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. Airing on syndication throughout the United States. Commissioner: Bruno Sammartino Commentary: Craig DeGeorge & Steve DeTuth Ring Announcer/Ringside Interviews: Boni Blackstone The show's just getting started when Armando Guerrero & Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law come down arrogantly demanding to be presented with their UWF contracts. This brings down UWF Commissioner Bruno Sammartino who says that while Guerrero was impressive last week, he did ultimately lose the match and that's not even addressing the shenanigans Madril attempted to get up to. Madril springs into action saying he was merely trying to bring the referee's attention to all the infractions he'd noticed. The ropes were too loose, the ref's shirt didn't have the regulation shade of white OR black. Plus he's 99% sure Valiant was hiding a foreign object in his beard. Sammartino' heard enough and bluntly informs them they aren't helping their case by making such ridiculous excuses. Guerrero speaks up and says he can beat anyone Sammartino can put in front of him and so can Alberto. Sammartino says if that's true, than they can prove it next week in a tag match and Guerrero immediately agrees. He and Sammartino shake hands while Madril looks confused at what just happened. Match #1 The Power Twins (Dave & Larry) vs The Creatures (Creature #1 & Creature #2) *Joey Maggs & Johnny Rich in masks* The masked men get a brief control spot to show that they know what they're doing but the Twins regain control and claim the win with the double gutbuster. As the Twins are celebrating, two huge men with wild hair and wearing biker vests storm the ring and jump the Powers. It quickly becomes clear that the two attackers are themselves twins and DeTruth identifies them as the Bruise Brothers, Ron & Don. With surprise on their side, they lay out the Power Twins at which point they're joined by a smug looking Paul Ellering who raises their arms in triumph. Match #2 Ranger Ross vs Vladimir Koloff Commentary says Koloff demanded this rematch as he was furious at the "American trickery" Ross used last week. Koloff is clearly taking a more cautious approach and we get a more even contest out of it. Ross looks to be closing in on another win when two men in red singlets and yellow masks come down and start shouting at Ross. As security tries to escort the men out, Koloff grabs the chain he brought to the ring and nails Ross with it behind the refs back. After the three count Koloff leaves the ring and shoos away the security before leaving with the masked men. VTR- We join The Desperados sitting around a roaring campfire. Black Bart and Dirty Don are both clearly struggling to read a map, each insisting the other's doing it wrong. As they debate the best route to the " U-Dubbya-Eff" Deadeye Dick is stirring something in a pot stopping to taste occasionally before adding an increasingly worrisome amount of hot sauce. When Brt & Don finally got tired of arguing over the map they sit down and Dick serves each man a bowl of chili. They both seem to enjoy it but quickly start crying in pain from the sheer heat. As they frantically look for something to cool off with, Dick takes a spoonful, shrug, than continues eating with a smile on his face. The camera pans upwards to text reading "The Desperado are coming...we think." Match #3 The Braves (Bobby Bold Eagle & Navajo Warrior) vs The Beverly Bros (Beau & Blake) The Beverly's take their sweet time strutting about, jawing at the fans. They get the fans so worked up that when the Braves rush them at the bell thy're the most popular men in Orlando for a few minutes. Sadly that's all they get as the Beverly's take control and pound away on their opponents before pinning Eagle with a devastating move DeGeorge identifies as the "Shaker Heights Spike". We join Joe Pedicino sitting in a newsroom as he welcomes us to the first edition of "News from the Wrestling Universe!". He provides a recap of Smoky Mountain Wrestling's Fire on the Mountain event from earlier in the month, focusing on the chaotic main event between SMW Heavyweight Champion Terry Gordy and Stan "The Lariat" Hansen. He also addresses the WWF's upcoming SummerSlam event where Terry Funk will defend the WWF Championship against "Nature Boy" Ric Flair and he caps off by announcing the founding of Winnipeg Pro Wrestlnig up in anada. Main Event Mike Graham vs The Missing Link w/Curtis Iaukea Classic contrast in styles as the clean cut, straightforward wrestler Graham faces the absolute wild man in Link. The crowd is behind Graham the whole time much to Iaukes's fury and he spends a lot of he match bellowing for them to be quiet. He finally takes a break from arguing with them long enough to trip Graham as he's running the ropes. Graham turns to confront Iaukea which allows Link to score a running headbutt to the ribs before slamming him down and hitting the second rope headbutt to the ribs for the win.

The York Foundation has a big night ahead of them at the Clash and they set themselves up nicely by putting a hurting on Sting. I wonder if Ms York sanctioned Saito introducing Simmon's head to her prized computer like that? Race initiates extreme measures by bringing Cactus Jack to take out Luger. Dangerously teases new members for the Alliance. Teddy Long tries to ingratiate himself to WCW's new talent.

It is. Also appreciate mentioning Broda showing up in Florida.

I mean it could be bigger but i'd say it's mainly the font. It's a bit fuzzy.

Gonna be honest, this was a little tough to read but it's good to know that WPW has it's loop planned.

The RPM's are rockin ahead of their big title match. Blaze is fired up for his rematch with the Ace. Gee Dr X, I wonder why anyone would think the man you tortured into changing his name and made assault his longtime tag partner is a lunatic? Slater, Muraco & Barr are all ready for the gauntlet. Maila really does seem to have a pair of hits on her hands. Iceman & Superstar just got together and Jackie's already talking about title shots. Chicky's as charming as ever. The Bombers are flying high while the Japanese are drifting apart.

Amazing! Wish I knew how to make posters like that.

Nice logo.

Great week of TV. Really looking forward to Sting v Hase next week.

UWF Fury Hour #2 Taped on July 25th at Studio 12 at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. Airing on syndication throughout the United States. Commissioner: Bruno Sammartino Commentary: Craig DeGeorge & Steve DeTuth Ring Announcer/Ringside Interviews: Boni Blackstone Match #1 Ranger Ross vs Vladimir Koloff Vlad, who commentary DeTruth hypes as a nephew of Ivan and cousin of Nikita, jumps Ross before the bell causing the former army ranger to drop the flag on the mat. The ref manages to back Koloff up allowing Ross to collect himself while Koloff shouts at the fans. When the ef confirms Ross wants to continue, Koloff charges in but is meant with the "Combat Kick" for the surprise win! VTR- We return to that western town where Black Bart and Dirty Don having a friendly shooting contest when it occurs to them that they aren't sure if Deadeye Dick can even use a six shooter. They bring him over and he quickly answers their question by nearly shooting Bart in the foot. Bart's ready to tan Dick's hide but Don swears they can learn him! So they try again and this time Dick shoots the bell atop one of the buildings which draws the Marshall's attention. We cut forward to Dick sleeping in a jail cell with Bart & Don stumbling,,er I mean sneaking into the jail to bust him out. They manage to get his cell open but as they're waking him up the door closes behind them. The video ends with all three behind bars and Don trying to keep Bart from strangling Dick. As they brawl, we get text saying "The Desperados are coming....eventually." Match #2 Surf's Up (Sunny Beach & Ray Odyessy) vs The Colossal Kong (Awesome Kong & Krusher Kong) w/Skandar Akbar Surf's Up made a good impression with the fans with their positive energy during their entrance. Sadly any good vibes went away when Akbar led the Kongs to the ring. Blackstone announced them having a combined weight of 850 lbs and it shows. They batter the two surfers who get sporadic offense but are repeatedly overwhelmed by the sheer size and strength of Akbar's monsters. Awesome whips Odyessy into Krusher who holds him in place while Awesome hits a slash from behind. Odyessy crumbles to the mat allowing Awesome to hit another splash for the win. Akbar joins Blackstone at Ringside and says the destruction his Kongs just unleashed is only the beginning. Devastation Inc has come to the UWF and h's got his sights set on a hostile takeover! VTR- We join the Beverly Brothers relaxing in a sauna. Beau says it's important to keep ones self in tip top condition in order to be successful, not just in sports but in life. If only the people at home didn't waster their meager earning on chap beer, potato chips and bleh, pizza * Blake visibly shudders next to him* Beau continues saying that he and his brother consider it a privilege, nay an obligation to demonstrate to the poor saps *he coughs* that is the poor unfortunate souls of the UWF what true winners look like. So that one day they took can achieve a minute fraction of the success the Beverly family has. You're welcome! Match #3 Mike Graham vs King Cobra Big pop for Graham whose family is well known to the Florida fan base. We get a nice southern flavored exchange with both men going for submissions which Graham ultimately wins via the Figure-Four. Paul Ellering is back and he wastes no time calling out the Power Twins. He smugly recounts his success as both a wrestler and manager and says he sees potential buried deep, deeeeep inside them. With a lot of effort, and total obedience to his directions, the Power Twins can be the most dominant team in the UWF. The Twins thank Ellering for his...generous offer but they have to decline. The last time they put their trust in a manager, he left them high and dry as soon as they hit their first big obstacle. So they've decided to be on themselves and get by with their own hard work. Ellering is pissed, he;s managed the greatest tag team of all time and comes to this dump to offer his expertise and these two muscleheads are telling him no. The Power Twins look at each other, back to Ellering and simply say "Yes". The Twins leave to a big ovaion but they leave behind a seething Ellering. It's announced that next week, Joe Pedicino will debut a new segment "News from the Wrestling Universe!" The People's Court theme plays as Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law makes his way to the ring. He says he's glad the people of Orlando decided to spend the last of their *ahem* Coke *sniff* money on a ticket to this show because seeing his client in action will be a high *he winks at the camera* like no other! He presents to them, a man smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules, a man for whom wrestling isn't just a job, it's in his blood. He tells them all to stand up and show respect for once in their lives to the one...the only...ARMANDO GUERRERO! Guerrero comes out to a chorus of boos and he is NOT pleased. Madril is lecturing the fans on how ungrateful they are when UWF Commissioner Bruno Sammartino comes out. He admits he's actually impressed that Madril has a client from such a stories lineage. The Guerrero's have a long history in the wrestling business and Mando... Armando: *grabs Madril's microphone* It's Armando carbon! Sammartino: has proven a....what did he just call me? Madril: *Frantically retakes the mic* Cabron it..uh..it means...handsome! Yes that's it. *Someone from the audience yells "No it doesn't"* Madril: *Tuning to the fans direction* Shut up! Sammartino: Clearly getting irritated* As I was saying, Mando *Guerrero sulks but says nothing* has proven himself across a number of territories. I'm expecting a good clean match against his opponent who, with due respect to Mrs Blackstone i'll take the liberty of introducing. Ladies and Gentlemen please give a warm welcome to the incomparable Jiimy Valiant! *Huge pop as Valiant dances his way to the ring, lapping hands the whole way. Guerrero and Madril both look aghast * Madril: Your Honor! You can't be serious, this man is a clown. He has no business being in a ring with a wrestler of my clients caliber. Sammartino: So you're client forfeits? Madril: Wha...NO! Of course not but be reasonable your honor. I can smell whatever that degenerate was smoking from here. Sammartino: I am being reasonable Mr Madril. We agreed your client had to get in the ring and show me what's capable of if he wanted a job here. Well, there's his opponent. Either get him in the ring or you can both get out. Madril: I object! Sammartino: Overruled! Madril: Ah come on! *Madril and Guerrero converse for a bit on the outside before a visably frustrated Guerrero makes his way into the ring.* Main Event "Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant vs Armando Guerrero w/Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law While Guerrero certainly gives a good account of himself, you can tell he's never quite able to figure Valiant out. Though, who among us can? In any event, we get a good back and forth between them with Valiant's unconventional style giving him and edge towards the ending stretch. Madril, clearly in a panic, gets on the apron and calls the ref over to show him something on the stack of papers he brought with him. The ref clearly isn't getting it but the scene draws Valiant's attention and he comes over to investigate. Guerrero sees this and moves to attack Valiant from behind but Valiant oves and Guerrero collides with his own Attorney. Papers are flying over there as Valiant drops to all fours allowing a staggering Guerrero to trip over him leading to Valiant making the pin to the crowd's delight.

Double D starts the night off with a bang. Wildfire puts the Hustler to sleep. Garvin k.os Budro. Dutch gets as Dirty as you can get with a fireball in Ahmed's face. TNT may have put away the vets once and for all. Surprising absolutely nobody, Hansen & Gordy have trouble playing by the rules.

Borne sends out a challenge to anybody in the AWA who thinks their tough. I think Norton & Arcidi may be overdoing the energy drinks. Los Boricuas and the Nation run into each other on the hunt for gold. Barby shows up, wrecks a fool than leaves, sounds like a good role for him. Gagne is up in his feelings and demands a rematch for his "Ace". The Mavericks try to focus on what's important. Bad News will gladly k.o three men at once if it means a World title shot. Perez survives the monster and earns a TV title match. The tag champs are looking great. Demolition send a strong message to Kokina.

Gotta be honest Paul E, I feel that there's someone to blame for the situation Hennig found himself in but I don't think it's Hennig. York has calculated it's Tenryu's time to be World champion. Something has snapped inside Luger. Even down to three, the Alliance proves itself dangerous.

Thank you.