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UWF Fury Hour #6 Taped on August 15th at Studio 12 at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. Airing on syndication throughout the United States. Commissioner: Bruno Sammartino Commentary: Craig DeGeorge & Steve DeTuth Ring Announcer/Ringside Interviews: Boni Blackstone Match #6 Firecat vs The Vampire Warrior w/ Luna Vachon Warrior is extra aggressive tonight and really tears into Fire cat in the early going. That eventually creates an opening that allows Firecat to rally with his fast pace offense. Luna starts to get agitated and gets on the apron distracting both Firecat and the ref. VW uses this chance to retrieve the goblet he carries to the ring and take a large swig which he sprays into Firecats eyes leading to the "impaler" for the three. VTR- We arrive on a gorgeous Florida beach where the Beverly Brothers are relaxing in the sun and sipping brightly colored drinks. They've been treating themselves to well deserved vacation in the wake of their successful UWF debut but they're ready to return to the ring. They just hope that the powers that be can find them some worthy competition this time. Before the next match gets underway, a clown is seen going around ringside handing out candy to kids. Match #2 The Braves (Bobby Bold Eagle & Navajo Warrior) vs The Bruise Brothers (Ron & Don) w/"Precious" Paul Ellering Another one sided showcase for the twins with the Braves getting only minor offense. NW in particular shows spirit but ultimately falls to the previously seen double team move now called "Black n Bruised". Ellering is celebrating with his clients when The Power Twins storm the ring and the brawl is on as the two sets of twins start laying into each other. Security swarms to separate the four and a few of them got knock on their butts for the effort. VTR- highlight reel of the Dream Machine who makes his UWF debut next week. Match #3 Gemini Kid vs The Super Destroyer w/Skandar Akbar pure showcase for the well traveled masked man who takes the win with the Super-plex. VTR- Curtis Iaukea and The Missing Link are outside in the dead of night, litonly by the roaring fire in front of them. In his deep booming voice Iaukea says he's revealed in the pain Link has caused in the UWF so far but there's more to be done. He has searched from the streets of New York to the slums of Singapore for the fiercest warriors to join his dark army and next week he unleashes his next warrior of the damned. He throws something into the fire causing a large burst of smoke. The smoke clears to reveal a muscular black man with a white skull pattern painted on his face having joined them. Iaukea warns everyone to prepare for the horror of...Papa Shango! New from the Wrestling Universe: Joe Pedicino covers the other UWF's Battle Dimension event in Kobe and mentions they'll be hosting their U-Cosmos Grand Prix next month. Main Event "Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant vs The Assassin (Tony Faulk) The notorious Assassin uses every dirty trick in his considerable arsenal but Valiant never stops dancing and eventually the song in his heart carries him to victory via the "Groovin Elbow".

Time for the Clash. Let's Go! Pillman retains in a photo finish. I'm betting Hase isn't done. Badd & Long were a pretty fun duo from what i've seen of them together. Shame it had to happen at Bagwell's expense. Smith takes a hell of a bump making Sid look extra dangerous. Looks like the Foundation had the tag titles in their grasp but Ventura decided a hit from a computer is a step too far over the line. Simmons gives Taker his first real fight but the Deadman can't be stopped. Dangerously and the Alliance may want to go back to the drawing board. Luger survives Jack only to get caught in an Abby jump scare. Tenryu gave his best shot but Sting is still the man in WCW.

So if i'm reading the bracket correct, Tribal Nation gets a but to the finals? Well they are gonna need time to recover from that beating the Boriquas gave them. The Boss man is back and DeBeers is about to experience some hard time! Warrior v Barbarian, Batten down the hatches!

The Fabulous Creebirds (great name btw) waste no time endearing themselves to the fans by coming to Broda & Royce's rescue against the Dundees.

Hennig had a relatively easy match against Smothers, let's see if Brad can give him a challenge. The Stud Stable pull off le switcheroo and put a beating on Garvin. The Bullet announces SMW's next big event, the Battle for Kentucky. 5 grand and a SMW title shot are certainly gonna have people tripping over themselves to get into that tournament. Good News, Dutch doesn't have to face Horner next week. Ba News, he's in there with Austin. Okay, Hayes is seriously not picking up in the pretty clear signals Gordy is sending out.

York adds another weapon to the Foundation's arsenal. With how quickly Taker's climbing the ranks, we may get the clash with Sting we never got irl.

Today's episode was largely meant to hype next week but it did a dang good job of it. Can't wait to see Royce and the Caveman get a hold of the Dundees. Kev's right, we've been letting the ladies sit idle for a while now. At least they can get some work in the great white north.

UWF Fury Hour #5 Taped on August 15th at Studio 12 at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. Airing on syndication throughout the United States. Commissioner: Bruno Sammartino Commentary: Craig DeGeorge & Steve DeTuth Ring Announcer/Ringside Interviews: Boni Blackstone Match #1 Boogie Woogie Brown vs "Bad Man" Barry Horowitz Horowitz is jawing at the crowd, pausing only to literally pat himself on the back (keen eye fans will notice there's a hand print on his vest where his hand lands) when George Clinton's"Atomic Dog" comes over the pa system. Out from the curtain comes a 6'1 380 lb man who clearly having a blast dancing to the beat. His good time is infections as many in the audience join in as he dances around the ring. His joyful attitude nearly costs him as Horowitz attacks him as he's getting in the ring and controls the first6 couple minutes of the match. But Horowitz' animosity with the crowd allows Brown to regroup and show off not only his brawling skills but decent mobility for a man his size before taking the win with a running splash. Brown celebrates his first UWF by dancing with the fans. VTR- The camera creeps through what appears to be a dimly lit boiler room. Strange symbols have been drawn on the wall with a mysterious red substance. Suddenly The Vampire Warrior & Luna Vachon appear from....somewhere. Luna is pissed at the "fluke" win Firecat achieved last week. She demands a rematch next week so VW can "show these ignorant mortals just how many ways there are to skin a cat". Match #2 The Morton Brothers (Todd & Shane) vs The Colossal Kongs (Awesome Kong & Krusher Kong) w/Skandar Akbar Another one-sided shellacking as the Kongs completely overwhelm the Morton's before finishing Todd off with the newly christened "Monster Mash". After the bell, Akbar grabs the house mic and promises that next week, he will introduce the newest member of Devastation Inc. "The People's Court" themes heralds the entrance of Armando Guerrero and his ever embattled lawyer, Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law. As expected Guerrero goes on a tirade about their loss last week to The Desperados demanding UWF Commissioner Bruno Sammartino come out to hear their complaints which the Commissioner does (albeit clearly reluctantly so). Sammartino: What is it now gentlemen? Madril: Your Honor, I hereby file a motion to have the results of last week's main event stricken from the record. Sammartino: On what grounds? Madril: As it is written in the UWF rulebook *he hands his briefcase to Guerrero and opens it to retrieve a large book with a piece of paper taped to it that has "UWF Rulebook" written on it* all UWf competitors are entitled to know the identity of their competition within 24 hours of their scheduled match. You sir, denied us that so we were under prepared for those hooligans you set on us. Now we would be well within our rights to demand your immediate resignation but since we're descent people we'll settle for having the result reversed. Sammartino: I thought you wanted it stricken from the record? Madril: That to! Sammartino: So you wish for me to reverse the decision which would make you the winners, then you want me to strike your victory from the record? Madril: *Dramtically points his finger at Sammartino and opens his mouth to respond before pausing and you can actually see the moment the full question lands* W, well your Honor... *He's interrupted by the excitement of the crowd as the Desperados inter the interview area* Bart: Now wait jus' a dadgum minute CO-missioner Sam-ar-teen-O. We done whooped these dadgum Mex-ee-cans fair 'n square. Madril: First of all, i'm going to need you to take about ten steps back before whatever that smell is makes us all pass out. Secondly, you only *ahem* won last week because I was distracted by your pet there started sniffing around my briefcase! Bart: Who you callin' a pet boy? Ol Deadeye Dick maybe don't see to good on accounta his eye, and sure he may be a bit touched in tha head from all that outlaw living he's done but he's still a dadgum grown man and a pretty tough rassler to boot. Madril: From the looks of him, the only thing *adopts an exaggerated southern accent* Ol' Deadeye Dick rassles against is the bottle and he loses every dadgum night. *The two groups start getting heated but Sammartino hurries to get between them* Sammartino: GENTLEMEN! This is the not the time for a brawl. Now Mr Madril, I appreciate you trying to make a case but I see two main flaws in your argument. One, *points to the book Madril's holding* that's clearly a phone book. *Madril looks like Sammartino just insulted his mother* Secondly, even if the where an official UWF rule book I assure you as Commissioner of the UWF i'm well versed on its rules and followed them as best I could in deciding your opponents. *Madril and Guerrero are both starting to get steamed* However you do raise one salient point. Madril: I do? Guerrero: He does? Black Bart & Dirty Don: He does? *Dick just stares in a vaguely curious fashion* Sammartino: He does. Namely that, as an *ahem* Attorney I can see how he'd be upset when someone began to go through his possessions. Deadeye Dick had no just cause to do so. Madril: So you're saying he's guilty? Sammartino: Yes I am. Madril: I WON! *Excitedly grabs Guerrero by the shoulders* I actually won a case Armando! YEEEEESSSSSS! Sammartino: And to the extent that I am the judge around this parts. I hereby sentence Deadeye Dick to the most fitting punishment I can think of. A singles match with Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law. Madril: Oh YEAH! How about that cowboy? That'll tech you toooo.....¿Y ahora qué? Sammartino: To take place right now. Can we get a referee please. *Bart & Don are tying to psyche up Dick who just looks happy at the idea. Guerrero looks pissed, Madril looks aghast and Sammartino looks like he needs a drink. Match#3 Deadeye Dick vs Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law Unfortunately for Madril it quickly becomes clear that for all his eccentricities, Dick is indeed a capable brawler. After a few minutes of Madril on the back foot Guerrero, already incensed by the earlier proceedings, gets on the apron in an attempt to preserve his companions dignity. However before he can do anything effective, Black Bart & Dirty Don run over and pull him off the apron and carry him to the back. As Dick is enjoying his partners antics, Madril grabs his briefcase and strikes Dick in the back of the head while the ref is observing the chaos outside. He turns just as Madril returns his briefcase to its previous place and makes the three count. New from the Wrestling Universe: Joe Pedicino recounts the results of the two day Phoenix Firestorm event recently put on by Pacific Coast Wrestling as well as runs down the card for WCW's upcoming Clash of the Champions. Main Event Ranger Ross & The Patriots (Fire breaker Chip & Todd Champion) vs Vladimir Koloff & The Russian Assassins This one is never truly under control, despite Bill Alfonso's best efforts. Eventually all 6 men are in the ring and Bill has no choice but to throw the match out and the show ends with a pier-six brawl still very much underway.

The raging Bull is back bay. Malia's boys continue to impress. The Happening is heading north to Alaska and it's bringing two major title matches. Chicky isn't sweating his next match with Colon. Neil and The Hangman return with their sights set on Burke. Jumbo & Hashimoto seem to have buried the hatchet. I don't know who Idol just gave Jackie but he's gotta be something if she gave up Dundee and Iceman in return. The Gigolo is ready to go it alone. I suppose Al is technically correct, he did offer Gama an out. Some 6 man chaos closes the night which ends with Norton's loaded pad getting the win.

Commentary continues to be a delight every week. Especially with just how utterly shameless Dutch can be at times. Okay Bob winning a court case that says Garvin shouldn't have been stripped of a title 12 years ago might just be my favorite set-up for a title match ever. Hmm, me thinks that Gordy may not be as keen on a full Freebird reunion as Hayes is. They had best get on the same page since Hoss has recruited Murdoch to go after them. I'm sure Mr Wright is looking forward to all the money he's gonna be making when he's boys are tag champs. For his surgeries of course. Hennig with a predictably perfect debut.

The York Foundation is really becoming the centerpiece of WCW television. We'll see if that pays off for them in the coming weeks. Not sure how Long talked his way into being the guest ref for Badd v Bagwell but he's gotta be working an angle of some sort.

Now that i've got more juice, I've gone back and added some more to this week's episode.

UWF Fury Hour #4 Taped on July 25th at Studio 12 at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. Airing on syndication throughout the United States. Commissioner: Bruno Sammartino Commentary: Craig DeGeorge & Steve DeTuth Ring Announcer/Ringside Interviews: Boni Blackstone Match #1 Vladimir Koloff & The Russian Assassins (Angel of Deth and Doug Somers in masks) defeat Trevor Blanchard, Shane Morton & Todd Morton with a double Powerbomb from the Assassins on Blanchard. After the match, Koloff cut a promo challenging Ranger Ross to find two partners to face him and his comrades. We're shown footage from earlier in the day where UWF Commissioner Bruno Sammartino is speaking to various backstage crew members in the area outside the studio. Whatever instructions he's giving are cut off by the sound of rapidly approaching....hooves? Crew members scatter as three men on horseback enter the frame. It's the Desperados! Black Bart, Dirty Don & Deadeye Dick (who's on his horse backwards) look around for a bit before the Commissioner approaches and the boys are thrilled to meet "Mister Sam-ar-teen-o" and say they've come to the U-Dubbya- Eff "to fight the nastiest varmints ya gots around here". Sammartino starts to say something but pauses before asking the Desperados if they really want the NASTIEST varmints in the UWF to which they respond "yessir" (well Bart & Don respond that way, Dick just sort of nods excitedly with a toothy grin). Sammartino says he may have something for them tonight and invites them to his office. They leave and the footage ends with a crew member asking no one in particular what they're supposed to do with the horses. Match #2 Firecat defeats The Vampire Warrior w/ Luna Vachon with a surprise victory roll. Match #3 The Bruise Brothers (Ron & Don) w/"Precious" Paul Ellering defeat Jimmy Jannety & Bret Hardy with a double belly to back side slam. After the match Ellering says the Bruise Brothers are everything he could want from clients and the Power Twins will pay for thinking they can embarrass him. News from the Wrestling Universe: Pedicino covers last week's show in Rio put in by another UWF. He also gives a recap o SMW's K-Town Showdown which saw the smaller southern promotion face off against stars of the World Wrestling Federation! Guerrero and Madril are in the ring warming up (Madril decidedly more awkwardly than his client). Commissioner Sammartino comes out and says that the thing that bothers him about Guerrero is that he seems to fell entitled to a spot on UWF and doesn't seem to think he should have ot work for a spot here. He says he's found opponents who, even if they haven't stepped foot in a UWF ring yet, they've proved what they;ll willing to do just to get here. As he says that the theme of A Fistful of Dollars comes over the pa system and the crowd comes alive as The Desperados finally enter Studio 12. Main Event. The Desperados (Black Bart & Dirty Don) w/Deadeye Dick defeat Armando Guerrero & Alberto Madril, Attorney at Law When Dick seemed to get curious about the contents of Madril's briefcase which started a tug of war. When Gerrero came over to focus his partner, Dick let gor causing the briefcase to hit Guerrero in the face! This left Madril on his own and he fel victim to Bart's "Texas Trash Compactor..

SummerSLam baby! Let's do it. We open with a surprise as Santana & Duggan win a chaotic four way to become the new tag team champions. Million Dollar Inc is pissed off and dangerous. Bravo has seemingly lost his place in the First Family. I think Lawler might be a bit upset having to face JYD. Zenk give Hart something to celebrate. The Genius gives his King a hand on the way to victory. Huge news as Survivor Series comes to Philly. The Warlords takes down Spivey. Can't say I expected that. Mr Backlund shows Nailz why he isn't to be trifled with. What a shock as Tugboat turns on Kerry. Dynamite Kid prevents Hart from expanding his title collection. The Babyface all-stars (and Jake Roberts) stand tall. Funk passes out from the pain giving Flair the WWF championship.

Those were some serious fines Bob issues but I don't know if they'll have the effect he expects. As for K-Town Showdown... Kyle gets a good showing to start the night. Mr Wright doesn't appear to have learned his lesson as his boys are breaking all kinds of rules. I think that match with Bra and Budro could've been a sleeper hit. Bundy buries Austin under the Avalanche. Some tension is brewing between Koloff and Murdoch. Rich wins the battle of Tennessee legends. Jarrett has to give it up to save his partner. I can only imagine how crazy Knoxville went seeing the Freebirds brawling with the Funks. Is SMW about to make the Perfect signing?