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And for the record, I don't even hear the announcing, which I have no doubt make it even worse.

Seriously, all jokes aside and all political content aside, as a *pro-wrestling show*, this is just awful, I'm sorry.

Hey ! Jacob Fatu of MLW fame ! You know that Hammerstone is back with MLW ? He absolutely is after a failed TNA stint.

So to get over in WWE, you gotta repeat Yeet or Yeah a lot. Awesome that pro-wrestling has moved forward to reach that point of creative brillance. WWE audience being appreciative of this kind of amazingly deep content should be commended.

Good for me I'm actually listening to a cool DJ set at the same time, hoping to get sleepy soon. Hey, I recognize that guy ! Eli Drake of TNA fame !

I think it's an issue with the crappy wrestling show.

I mean, if I paid 800$ to see that average wrestling drawn into a never-ending sea of advertisement, I'd be dead too. Jade Cargill is EXACTLY the same she was 3 years ago.

Wow, so much progress with proper training... She's like, a different person now. Totally major league.

Well, that's the most *plain* entrance I've ever seen Jade Cargill do.

Hey ! That's Trinity of Impact Wrestling fame !

Hey, Jade Cargill of AEW fame. 70 minutes and counting. One awful match. One *decent* one. WWE really knows how to put on a show.

Yeah, work is good. Babyfaces January 6thers vs heel black men is certainly... yeah, no, nothing...

Well, gotta say... By the way. 50 minutes. Only match match. I mean, I don't even remember last time I actually watched Mania, but this is ridiculous. What the fuck are those cheap-ass viking costumes ? Temu-Berzerkers/20.

I wanted to make amend for being such a negative person. And since I really have trouble sleeping these days, I figure I would found a fine russian stream (totally legal, like everything russian, you know) and share some thoughts while I'm not sleeping yet. Because pro-wrestling is about... .... the personal DJ of a Saudi prince ? Are you just fucking kidding me already ? Throwing Saudi references *before* the first match. Now that's just teasing me. Ok. Pro-wrestling, pro-wrestling. Holy fuck, that match was ASS. 😂

Please be Alberto Del Rio. Puh-lease make my fucking day. (I'll only find out tomorrow, and what else again ?)

Clap clap clap. Mexican people being fed pro-wrestling by a Trump supporting company is quite the irony.

AAA is a shit company, has been for a while. Still. Yeah ! Global monopoly ! How great ! *yawn* (does that mean Alberto is out of a job ?)

😂 What a bunch of assholes. Yeah, she totally gets inducted because of her talent and contribution to the industry. No other reason. I mean, who else could they have induct ? It's not like Mickie James is around town... (ya know, the same Mickie James who is getting replaced by... Michelle McCool on season 2 of WWE's new Tough Enough that nobody talks about. Again, absolutely not because Taker asked for it) WWE's NXT and AAA doing a Worlds Collide PPV is a mariage made in heaven considering how awful AAA has been the last few years. PLEASE tell me Alberto works the show. He's their world champion, there's no reason not to. Also, considering how many people in AAA vocally support Cuatrero, I'm sure Stephanie Vaquer is thrilled about that one.

Not to mention out of ten matches, 7 involved WWE people, 6 of which won their matches. The underground feel is definitely dead. Between this and hosting the WWEID, sorry, the "ID tournament", GCW really put a stain on the idea of the Collective being this "let's support the indies" project.

So the Sabu retirement match at Joey Janela's Springreak was the most Sabu retirement match imaginable. Almost killed himself, because of course.

"Thank you Vince, I love you". Triple H. *audience claps* And before anyone drops the inevitable "It's his father-in-law", first this is not real life. It's a scripted TV show, which he is the creative director of. Also, the "this is family" excuse has already been dropped for him showing up at his mother-in-law confirmation she'll be part of a fascist government taking the role of destroying the education system. "Family" is never an excuse, unless you're in the mob. Also, Triple H inducts himself in the HOF first year he gets in control (oh yeah, sorry, he was "surprised" because it was not his doing, SURE). He doesn't have to do this. But he does. My feeling is that if this goes to arbitration and the case is "settled", Vince is eventually gonna be back on TV and the audience is gonna cheer.

It's easily Joe's second best part of his career, behind his peak in early ROH/TNA. In other news, where the hell is Tay Melo ? She had this match in Stardom at the beginning of the year, and for anyone who watched the Vlog, she was just so moved to be there and back wrestling. She hasn't showed up anywhere since. Sammy Guevarra is seemingly living his best life in ROH teaming with Dustin and just having fun matches. No sign of Tay yet. Likewise, Anna Jay has vanished alongside her boyfriend. Maybe a return of TayJay would be a cool way to reintroduce them in a fresh way.

The infamous Gracie Sharpshooter. As taught in the snakepit. Either that or the Claw. The Claw is street cred.

Sorry but no one posts or reads this very thread to shut their brains off. At *best*, you're gonna get shit about people getting cut, pettiness and blood money washing. At worst, the Janel Grant case and MAGAMania running wild. This is the thread. People triggered by it can ignore it all they want.

Yeah, I gave up on Bloodsport shows. Haven't seen the last one. Everytime I trick myself into checking them out, and there's like one or two cool matches and the rest is really, really bad. It seems people who have never seen any actual shoot-style cream themselves over it, but really now, this stuff is more akin to the terrible Inokism shit of the early 00's. I'm sure ZSJ vs Gresham was cool as hell, but they can have cool as hell regular match. The fact it's just isolated shows basically makes 4-7 minutes matches pretty inconsequential. Also, Nattie Neidhart winning with a *sharpshooter* over Miyu Yamashita (heard the match was actually cool though). Bwahahah. Awesome involvement of WWE on indies shows, of course.