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The Wrestlemania main event probably SHOULD'VE been a real life button mashing. They were just mashing the wrong buttons.

I loved that she only managed to gain an advantage in the first place by clawing Rousey's eyes. Plus Rousey sold it great and her eye shadow was all over the place like Steph had maced her or something. Fighting off the armbar might've been a bit too much, but I really wasn't bothered by it considering the comeuppance she got in the end was perfect. I'm still in shock at how good this was.

The first third had the IC and US title matches. Maybe those matches overperformed, but there is no chance that the first third was great. Was the US title match before the Rousey tag? I thought that came after (edit: you’re right, it was the tag titles after the Rousey match). I actually thought the IC title match was perfectly fine for a match type that’s pretty rubbish, and if nothing else the crowd was way into it.

Well, I absolutely did not expect Ronda Rousey to be my favourite wrestler on this show, nor did I expect her match to be my favourite, but I’ll be damned if that’s not what happened. The first third of this was great. It all kind of went downhill afterwards.

Crowd have basically shit all over this. They don’t like Roman and they know Brock is gone so they’re pretty much amusing themselves now.

Cesaro shit talking a ten year old is your true Wrestlemania Moment.

I was about to call it a night and then that man punched that other man in the balls and now I’m probably good for another hour.

Yeah, in general Im nowhere near SLB on most things, but were not even in the same stratosphere with this.

Yeah, I figured they’d basically work a ten minute bombfest and eschew any slow build, but I sure never saw a squash on the cards. His walk to the ring lasted longer than the match!

Honestly one of the most fun live wrestling experiences I’ve ever had. Never in a million years did I expect something so fun.

Ronda as fucking babyface Naoya Ogawa was the last thing I expected but I’ll be damned if she didn’t absolutely smash that out the park. I’m so buzzed after that match. One of best miracle matches ever?

I cannot fucking believe that match. In honest to god shock.

This is about fourteen million times better than I expected so far.

If Steph works this like cheapshotting Jim Cornette the whole time I can deal.

Oh my gravy this entrance

Charlotte/Asuka was pretty fucking choice, tbf.

As someone who shared the life of an alchoholic for ten years, I know the feeling. Gotta work that pint. Charlotte & Asuka feels big. Moolah would be proud... (.......) I’m a Scotsman, nursing pints is a foreign concept to us. I’m not sure why they never wanted to save that Spanish fly spot specifically for this, rather than busting it out already on the pre-show.

Cena’s been nursing that beer for about two hours.

Totally. I have no use for a triple threat match, but this was some clean old fun with only a couple spots that I thought were daft.

That splash was so, so pretty.

I love how Miz has been selling that chop basically the whole time.

Well I thought that was a pretty dang fun battle royal.

That braid shot is my favourite spot in wrestling.

Have they actually done anything with Sane after winning the MYC? Feels like she’s kind of floundered.

Bianca Belair’s braid is unbelievable! How has nobody stepped on that thing?