Coffey Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'd rather watch Edge & Lita than watch WWE try to force Big Vis comedy onto me. Like it's believable that Lilian would like his big ass? C'mon, this isn't The King of Queens. I'm not buying into an interracial couple with a four-hundred pound weight difference. Something tells me Vince McMahon LOVES what they're doing with Viscera right now. Watching Vis gyrate reminds me of that animated gif of Vince dancing in the ring with Sable. You think Vince sees himself as a 500 pound black man with a blond mohawk? Who knows what the fuck Vince's thinking. He has to know that the average viewer would see Lilian and think she was desirable. Then he alienates the fans by having Lilian get together with a five-hundred pound, african-american, contact wearing, mohawk having, non-wrestling, previously fired, POS. Viscera's singing wasn't that great. His dancing was worse. He's the worst case of comedy that you can have and WWE consistantly keeps going to the same dry well. I admit, I've laughed at him a couple of times. It's the absurdity of it all. WTF is all this leading to? A match with Lilian? It doesn't make any sense. Angle-Stephanie worked. Well, up until the end. It was believable. They looked like they could get together. Same with Trish-Jericho. This is just fucking stupid. I thought that this would be a good topic of conversation, so I'm going to extract it from the Raw thread and make it a thread of it's own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I can't believe that he was the first guy they hired after they released 15 guys in the fall. He's just a waste of money and time. He's taking up a lot of time and is not really that over. No one would pay to watch the guy yet he gets at least a segment a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loss Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I wish he'd break a flowerpot in a hotel, just to see what they'd do about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted June 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Whereas Victoria is nowhere to be seen (after her heel turn) and Jericho's gimmick gets scrapped (because apparently he now cares again). I'd rather watch Mark Henry. At least it's entertaining when he uses someone's head to wipe his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sass Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 This is like Mark Henry and Chyna all over again with an even weaker lack of focus. Is this supposed to lead to a feud with Vis and some other wrestler over Lillian? It did nothing for Henry and this angle will do nothing for Viscera. He's a joke and people won't pay money or spend 10 minutes to see him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dazed Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I've been a little out of the loop with this storyline, but caught it last night on Raw. Viscera and Lillian's enthusiasm was so over the top that I found it hilarious. Nobody but Viscera would work in this role as it's so ridiculous, t's brilliant. That said, the time could be much better spent on any one of the people who were let go. Someone who can work a match or actually do something useful, rather than someone who's cited as the worst King of the Ring ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I honestly don't mind the angles. It is comic relief, and it is not like Vis is squashing Chris Benoit or Christian every week. If it leads somewhere bad, then I'll bitch, but for now, I don't think it is a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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