Yo-Yo's Roomie Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Sting: Lex, my friend, I need your counsel if you could You see, my friend, I have these boxes made of wood That when opened were meant to put me on my back And to that end contained Abby and Cactus Jack Luger: Sting, my dear, I don't think I can help The thing you fear you will find within yourself If your mind, you clear, the answer you will see Those boxes that were sent to you were sent to you by me Sting: How could you betray me so, I loved you so Luger: You had to go Sting: We said we'd always be friends, we made a pact Luger: If you think this is betrayal just wait until the second act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo-Yo's Roomie Posted October 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 An office scene, with a number of men sat around a table talking amongst themselves. Enter Vince McMahon, with a big smile on his face. Vince: The coke's on me, boys. Pat Patterson: What's the news, Vince? Vince: Wait'll you hear this.... The song begins. Vince: I am Vince McMahon, I am, I am And I’m happy to declare I have found my next Hulk Hogan And this time he has hair Change the plans for Summer Break the news to Bret For when I saw this new guy’s physique I got a little wet Patterson: But what if the fans don’t buy it? It seems a little forced Vince: Put him in red, white and blue They’ll like who I tell them to I am Vince McMahon, I am, I am And my problems have been solved The steroid trial is over The business has evolved Buyrates have been dwindling Houses have been poor But Luger is my saviour I’ve never been so sure Lombardi: But he’s as big as Hogan And the fans want something new Vince: We’ll win them over with little fuss Someone hire a big fat bus Enter a jobsbody, stage left. Jobsbody: Mr McMahon, sir. I just got a report from tonight’s house show. They’re booing Luger. Vince: YOOOOOOUUUUUU’RRRRRREEEEE FIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEDDDD! A pause. I am Vince McMahon, I am, I am And like the fairer sex It’s my prerogative to change my mind And I’ve done just that with Lex It really wasn’t working Not what I’d call a smash I have found my next Hulk Hogan And his name is Kevin Nash Whose idea was Luger anyway? Was that you, Lombardi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrickHithouse Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheapshot Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 A+ Great, great, great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marty Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Poor Bastard Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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