[2000-09-03-Monterrey] El Satanico & Rey Bucanero & Pimpinela Escarlata & Fuerza Guerrero vs Brazo de Plata & Tony Rivera & Felino & Mosco de la Mercad

[soup23]

Porky starts out with a handshake but slaps the rudos after they shake hands. Him and Pimpinela are already after each other and Pimpinela refuses a kiss. Fuerza does some fouls to start things off. Rudos take the first fall and are celebrating. Tecnicos come back in second fall and Rivera and Mosco are pissed. Satanico is alone with Porky as the crowd chants Porky’s name. This is some great comedy with Satanico hitting his partners and all four tumbling down to the stomach bump of Porky. Porky then gives a bronco buster to all four. All the tecnicos take turn diving on all four but Porky refuses. In one of the greatest comedy spots I have ever seen Rivera pulls out a gun, shoots it and Porky is so scared he falls backwards onto all four for the pin. ***** stars for that finish. Porky splashes the gun but gets slapped from Rivera. This embarrasses Porky who climbs the ropes and is teetering. They try to get Porky down and he gives Felino a hug but squashes him. So amazing. Third fall has more stuff with Porky stuffing his crotch in Bucanero’s face and the crowd going nuts. Pimpinela goes flying on the outside and Bucanero does his wild monkey flip bump on the ring apron. After some more highspots and dives, Porky is in the ring again. Satanico fakes a foul from Rivera in an even more over exaggerated fashion than usual. Not to be outdone, Bucanero fouls Porky and then fakes getting hit too really rolling around and writhing in pain. The referees believe him and the rudos when. See here is a spot where that finish works. A great comedy match. ***3/4 (7.6)

[ohtani's jacket]

This was typical Monterrey house show wrestling complete with all the usual bullshit. There was a fun stretch where Porky was in control of the bout but nothing you could string together and call a good match.

[Tim Evans]

This was a Porky greatest hits with the crying, pouting and fat match splashes. Hell the man even does a splash to Tony Rivera's gun after faking a heart attack. Weird seeing Mosco team with the tecnicos. Everything Pimpinela vs Porky was great. Fun match.