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A. Applicants must have been born female and must be legal residents of the 48 contiguous United States (excludes Alaska and Hawaii) or the District of Columbia.

I personally was hoping to vote for an Alaskan transsexual every week, so there goes me caring about the Diva Search.

Guest Flyboy
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*goes off to ferociously masturbate to A Night In Chyna*

Posted

I wish I could explain anything to happen in this company since Wrestlemania, but I'm convinced they're doing shrooms in every corner of Stamford, Connecticut, right now.

Guest Crucifixio Jones
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Why is DC being discriminated against? First they don't have Senators now they don't get any whores in the diva search.

They're not discriminating against D.C.

 

Read it again. You have to be a legal resident of the continental 48 US States or D.C. Only Hawaiians and Alaskans are being discriminated against here. Damn if I can figure out why. Are they afraid they'll get some BBW Hawaiian/Samoans or Eskimos trying out???

 

The porn industry will tell them they're really missing the boat by insisting that applicants must have been born female. If they took out that little rule and opened the contest up to Brazil, we'd have one helluva a Diva Search. The winner would be a Missus who stands when she Pisses.

 

I'm sorry, I just love that phrase to describe trannys. Carry on.

Guest Bruiser Chong
Posted

I hope this leads to an angle where Rikishi returns, hits the contest winner with a car, and then the following week, declares he did it for his people.

Guest Crucifixio Jones
Posted

I wonder how the Rock feels about Hawaiians being excluded.

How is he supposed to feel? The Rock (nor Rikishi) is Hawaiian.
Guest Some Guy
Posted

He did live there for a while as a kid and that is where his Grandfather promoted wrestling.

Guest Crucifixio Jones
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I actually went to an indy show while I was in Hawaii at the start of 2000. They borrowed their ring from Peter Maivia and I help set it up. A neat experience.

Guest Slickster
Posted

Any idea when this "hilarity" will start again?

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Yes, but that has nothing to do with Hawaii. He is a Samoan Chief of some sort.

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