Don't forget the whole "Imagine that I'm Thteven Thpielberg" part of the spiel, which may have been even better.
I'm actually inclined to believe the story about David Crockett nailing the 2x4 to the wall. Granted, the angle would've been horrible and bombed anyway (which they didn't discuss and often gets ignored) but it makes sense as to why there was a non-gimmicked portion of the wall for Uncle Fred to trip over.
I liked when during the "Bad-asses" show where somebody brought up Adrian Street, mentioning that some people would be surprised how tough he was because of his gimmick, only for J.R. to get REALLY indignant asking "WHY? WHY? Because he was supposed to be gay? Gay guys can't be tough?" as Pat sits there with an "Umm, I don't think that's what he meant..." look on his face.
Also, the cock line + Dusty's telling of the Shockmaster story = a much better episode that people made the gimmicks one out to be.