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The Jarretts and Rey Escorpion attacked Latin Lover, who was saved by Vampiro (who looks pretty good for a guy who claimed his brain was dying or whatever on Twitter like a year ago). Laredo Kid's mystery partner turned out to be Jack Cartwheel, which will make this match even more nuts. Morrison out in cowboy gear as Johnny Cabellero is hilarious.

The Jarretts out here cutting total WWE style heel promos. Looks like Jeff and Latin Lover is gonna be a program

Dorian presents Latin Lover (who still looks like Mr. Steal Yo Girl all these years later) with an award for 30 years in lucha, only to be interrupted by JEFF JARRETT

Dorian Roldan coming out for a presentation looking like no one told him that this was the actual show and not dress rehearsal.

Park wins, and the fans throw money in the ring.

Park being able to get the fans to bite that he might lose to the guy literally everyone thinks is losing his mask is why he's the GOAT

Park out here with his mask half gone and bleeding like this is the finals, he's certainly doing his best to make this work.

Park is a great brawler, but asking him to play Kevin Owens for Villano's more broken down version of Stone Cold is probably too much of an ask here.

Damn, AAA reminding us Santos Escobar main evented Triplemania in a mask match with LA Park.

The history packages for each person in the mask tournament are pretty nice so far. Villiano IV coming out with the funky Pink Panther theme remix.

Sammy pulls a SWERVE and hits everyone with the crutch, switches out with Parka Negra, and win the mixed tag titles for him and Tay. So basically Negra worked the match for him and Sammy just came in for the finish.

Tay picking up the slack for her boo and doing a flip from the top rope to the floor

....or not, Sammy came out with a crutch and announced Parka Negra as his replacement.

Ultimo Dragon beat Penta in the opener, match was fine, probably gonna be the best DEATH ROULETTE match we get tonight. Mixed tag title match is next, Sammy got hurt on Dynamite but he's here and apparently the plan is for him to do the match.

That's probably going to be the case (and Psycho putting his mask on the line was a big draw for AAA before), but the ace of the company losing to a barely mobile almost 70 year old in the first round is going to be a weird look even if it's a legend.

The Briscoes are off the GCW and PWG shows this weekend due to Mark's wife having to be rushed to the hospital due to pregnancy complications. So far both her and the baby are stable and hopefully everything goes well for them.

Reminds me of those stories from back in the day where Vince would encourage people to buy houses so they would have mortgages to pay and have financial reasons to stay with the WWF.

I don't get why they keep putting Ronda in makeup that makes her look like she has pink eye.

Yep, he's basically Goldberg but a better worker who doesn't nearly kill the folks he works with.

What gets me is how they keep slapping the NXT staff in the face by releasing people who were in storylines with no heads up. It's not Hunter's play toy anymore it's supposed to be actual developmental to help people get ready for the main roster (I know I know), and they're still fucking with them like they were Corny trying to book OVW.

Honestly surprised he lasted as long as he did. Always seemed he was a panic hire because he appeared in Nick Aldis's corner at All In and WWE never seemed to know what to do with him.

I wonder if there's any correlation between the women who got released and the ones who had a problem with the "show your buttcheeks more" meeting.

Man, Tony better already be on the phone with Bivens the second the news broke.

The famous story of JR having to explain to Vince that Asian porn is a thing should have forever answered the question of "what does Vince find most important when it comes to women wrestlers".

Considering the AEW fan/video game nerd crossover is so large, and they brought in one of the designers of the No Mercy engine wrestling fans have been begging to be brought back since the N64 days, I would think this game is going to sell gangbusters.