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One big thing that I noticed during the Rumble matches is that the audio felt like you couldn't not only hear the pop of the crowd but you couldn't really hear the opening part of the theme song for each wrestler either. I never knew who was coming out until they were on the screen or we got a name on the Titantron. Like imagine the Edge Rumble comeback without the "you think you know me?" part. That's what happened all night long for every entrant. It was really weird. So yeah, they definitely fucked with the audio in some capacity.

Is it too far fetched to think The Rock could be #30 in the men's Royal Rumble match & win the whole thing? Challenging Roman Reigns at WrestleMania? Now that he's on the board of directors at TKO or whatever, I'm not sure if that's even still possible? I don't really feel like Punk or Cody are winning. Maybe Gunther but he's still the IC champ.

I'll never forget the Royal Rumble where they had The Big Show & Kane literally dump every single crowd favorite in the match until all the energy was completely sucked out of the building.

Reigns eating everyone's finishes has been fun.

Yeah, he got over against The Fiend in a loss in that dumb ass Mountain Dew Pitch Black match, too. Which is saying... a lot.

Tim Storm would be a better commissioner than Nick Aldis just like he was more entertaining in Corgan's YouTube NWA, pre-Fuckasaur reign era.

I do remember during the first season of NWA Powerrr on YouTube, L.A. Knight, then known as Eli Drake, was one of the highlights of the season. That being said, Question Mark got over there, so, yeah... Also the real star was Tim Storm.

Shoutout to Tiffany Straton too. She impressed me.

They should have just pulled the trigger on Jade but I'm happy for Bayley. But Bayley against IO or Rhea does nothing for me. I think the money match is Jade Vs Bianca now. Their staredown got a crazy reaction.

Liv at 30 felt really lackluster to me.

Whomp. No A.J. Lee.

He's fumbled so much, it's crazy. Probably gonna lose MJF too.

Let's go, boys!

yeah, I think we're definitely getting A.J. Lee. There's been like no surprise stars really and we know they want Perez in there with her.

Cole burying Sarah Logan killed me

She was legit entertaining! Jordynne looked good too.

I mean, yeah, but it's nothing but jobbers, so you can't really blame 'em.

Here come the injuries! Let's go!

Second coming of Lord Tensai right there. I'm laughing so goddamn hard.

Great elimination there from Bianca on Jordynne. First thing that got a reaction from me.

About time for Nia Jax to come out and injure some people, yeah?

I legit don't know who half the motherfuckers in this stupid match even are so far.

Oh yeah, they totally blew the fuckin roof off. 40k people went crazy Meanwhile in reality this shit sucks so far. Half of them can't even do a fucking stomp correctly.

Ain't no one gonna have a clue who she is, either. I don't know what all we're building toward for WrestleMania but Rock Vs. Roman, Punk Vs. Seth & Cody Vs. Gunther would be a great card for me. I know Gunther cut that promo on Seth though, and we still have Elimination Chamber before WrestleMania, so who knows? Replace Brock Lesnar with Bron Steiner, imo.

Combine this with other awful stories we've heard, like what happened with Ashley Massaro. Or even just dumb rumors, like the Shawn Michaels bearskin rug & it really starts to paint a picture about Vince McMahon's sexual depravity, for sure. I couldn't even finish reading the goddamn text messages they were so heinous.