JerryvonKramer

Mid-South World Tour, April, Week 1, 91: Fired. Lord Regal: I would like to introduce to all you peasants, an associate of mine ... allow me to present ... Lord Jerry von Kramer! Lord JvK: You people don't know any better than to boo. That's because you weren't raised correctly. That's because you don't have a world class education, like I do. Please, please, don't bother yourself with all that infernal braying. You are looking at the next AWA World Heavyweight Champion: the man I am standing next to here. Lord Regal: Oh, you are too kind, Lord. Lord JvK: Why my lord, no you are. Together: *He has a woman's face m'lord* Haw haw haw haw. Lord JvK: Ricky Steamboat is, no doubt, a world class wrestler, but he lacks a few things that Lord Regal has in abundance. Here are the TOP FIVE things that Regal has got that is sadly lacking in Mr. Steamboat. Number 5: Good looks. I'm sure all you ladies will agree that Lord Regal is a far far better looking man than Mr. Steamboat. Number 4: A landed title. Lord Regal owns all of the land from here to Hereford. And he acquired it the only correct way: he inherited it! Ricky Steamboat, being a lowly American, had to work for whatever land he owns. And, let me tell you, you can buy land in North Carolina as cheap as mackeral. Haw haw haw. Number 3: Lord Regal has knowledge of the finest wrestling holds, learned from the very best. I'm afraid Mr. Steamboat has spent most of his time in cartoon wrestling land, and so he's in for a surprise when he locks up with my man. Number 2: Intelligence. Good intelligence can only be acquired through the finest breeding, something which, of course, our Ricky lacks. You only need to look at him to see that he lacks breeding, do you know what I mean? Haw haw. And Number 1: Lord Regal has a mother who loves him: Lady Regal. Of course poor Ricky was abandoned as a child, he'd never had anyone love him ... *With that Steamboat charges the ring and the bell rings, Lord JvK gets out of dodge, and the match starts* Let's take a closer look at this JvK character ... This title switch was a TOTAL mistake. I picked the wrong finish. Oh well, HTM wasn't going anywhere, and so I might use this mix-up to go another route with the belt. Big Daddy just came in for the hot tag and the pin. I guess the issue with trying to buildin the UK while showing the shows back in the US, is that I'm taking attritional little hits on home-base popularity. I think it's minimal enough to take, but ideally I need to be getting these shows a bit better.

MSW TV, April, Week 1, 91: Solie: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mid-South Wrestling. I'm here with, as ever, with the Mid-South President, Cowboy Bill Watts and a special guest: his current tag-team partner, Wahoo McDaniel. Bill, what's it been like getting back into the ring after all these years? Watts: Well, I tell ya Gordon, I'm no spring chicken any more, the knees don't bend like they use to, a lifetime in professional wrestling will do that to a man. The aches and pains, let me tell ya, they don't compare to any other sport. The life of a pro wrestling is very tough. But I came back to team with this man here, a man who has never quit this sport, a man who has bled for it. Wahoo: It's been an honour to tag with you Cowboy. Look at us, the Cowboy and the Indian, ha ha ha. *All of a sudden someone to the left of the camera dives and takes out Wahoo with a chopblock. It's Greg Valentine! Watts goes to apprehend him, but he finds himself lassooed by .. the Honky Tank Man! *Solie is distraught, but nonetheless roles back the years and commentates on the action while he's standing there as if it was 1981 in GCW* *Greg Valentine grabs a chair, and brings it down vertically on Wahoo's leg.* Greg: I broke Wahoo's leg a decade ago, and I'm gonna do it again! *He brings the chair smashing down on the leg again.* Greg: THAT's for every damn time you chopped me in the chest you son-ov-a-bitch! Solie: Ladies and Gentlemen, apologies for the blue language, it's getting very heated here. Please, somebody call security, this is an assault. Wahoo McDaniel is about to retire, do you want him living the rest of his life in a hospital?! *Valentine pays him no heed.* Greg: THAT's for what you did to my old man, you **** *The words are bleeped. The big red CENSORED cross comes on the screen.* *Watts is still restrained as Honky Tonk Man cackles. But he shouts out.* Watts: Ya gonna be fined and suspended ya madman! You're never gonna work ag .. *Honky puts a sock in his mouth* Honky Tonk Man: Ah, put a sock in it! Ha ha ha ha. *Greg has Wahoo in the figure four. Wahoo has passed out with the pain. Valentine is using the ring fence for leverage.* Solie: WILL SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP! *The British Bulldogs storm the podium, and attack Valentine, he and Honky immediately bail at least half way down the aisle. It's too late though, the damage is done. Wahoo is stretchered out. Fans are crying at ringside. Davey Boy unties Watts, who is absolutely livid.* Watts: Greg Valentine is SUSPENDED without further notice! The Honky Tonk Man will carry on in the world tag tournament ALONE in handicap matches. AND, The British Bulldogs will take the place of myself and Wahoo McDaniel! TONIGHT. NOW! And I'm the referee! *Valentine and Honky are still in the arena, half way down the aisle. Honky can't believe it. Valentine on the other hand is impassive, as if he had been possessed by a demon.* Honky couldn't even execute this basic angle to a decent standard. Patience running out. Brilliant. Locker room rating is currently at 13%. The 91 locker room is a lot more volotile than the 83 locker room. That's Jumbo and Yatsu gone. By the end of the run, Jumbo had gotten pretty over across America. Not bad here: got two tournaments out of these two, plus a world title shot in apiece. I'll be looking to bring Jumbo in again, possibly as more of a heel, with a manager. Booker T isn't doing too well in these tags. Needs more building up in mid-card matches, I think, where it won't matter too much when he's making his mistakes and learning the ropes. A C-rating out of the Putskis is the Funks working absolute miracles. Note the crazy bump Terry took. I think I might have to revert to Vince Sr. style "heel of the month" booking while I build some new stars underneath. This situation can't go on for much longer or the TV stations will drop the product. Current tournament standings:

Yes. A talent that has earned the top spot of every other promotion he's worked for getting that opportunity to do it in the biggest company of his chosen field is the shits. Never change, smart fans, never change.

This sounds fantastic. I kind of lost track of Sullivan's shows, I enjoyed the ones I listened to, but the idea of Conrad and Bruce talking classic 80s WWF booking sounds even better.

Jack Brisco, who's gone back to being a road agent after his brief in-ring return, isn't very happy because of the "toxic" backstage atmosphere. What's he talking about? Well this: In the past few weeks the locker room atmosphere has absolutely plummetted. Dynamite Kid pulled a rib on Bam Bam Bigelow, and it went down very badly because half the locker-room hates him. The firing of Dick Murdoch for being wasted pissed everyone off on both sides -- some because he was wasted and in the ring, others because they are his friends and I fired him. Bagwell and The Patriot, who are meant to be a tagteam, had a bust up. There hasn't been a show where someone hasn't been fined or made stand trial at "wrestler's court" either with Judge Steamboat or Judge Terry Funk residing. Everyone seems to dislike Al Perez and he's been kicking up a stink since doing that job he didn't want to do (I think against Yatsu). Bill Watts isn't helping: he got into a fight with Murdoch and later on almost came to blows with Bill Irwin. There's a LOT of heatseekers in this locker room and it is starting to cause a lot of trouble. I can't fire them all. Hopefully once Dynamite is gone after the loan finishes, things might settle down. I might fire Al Perez, just looking for an excuse to. Look at this: Urgh. Mid-South Live on MTV, March Week 4, 91: Very depleted roster for this show because this clashed with Wrestlemania VII AND NJPW have a big Tokyo Dome show. Tommy Rogers also has a slipped disc. This might be a good show, then, to introduce Regal to the US audience. This was an absolutely disasterous card on which pretty much everything apart from the world title match went wrong. MTV rating was 1.32 down from 1.48 last week. Let's look pick over the bones of this wreck. I've got to make a note to myself: Honky is a terrible worker! I might get the belt off him sooner rather than later. Crockett Cup card isn't until end of the month, will see if I can eek it out till then, but he's been stinking up my cards for two months now. Perhaps I over-estimated the level to which Doug Somers is still a "good hand" in 1991. They went 20 minutes just to fill up the time. It was meant to be a "cooler" match but the crowd was already dead. Oh dear, oh dear. So Booker T is very greeen for the spot he's in here. I think I was counting quite a lot on Mr. T's overness and charisma to carry this feud. The tag tournament is meant to be a big over-arching storyline with several sub-feuds going on: - Bill Watts vs. Rose / Somers - this is pretty much done now. I have an angle lined up to prevent needing to use Watts in the ring again. - Brisco / Mr. T vs. The Funks - still needs to be resolved. Booked into a corner a little bit because not sure how I can put Mr. T and Booker over Doc and Gordy. - Fantastics: underdogs - their side of the bracket is tough, but they are my "against all odds" story So far, most of these mini-feuds have gone badly. The low quality of this show didn't escape the MTV execs.

MSW TV, March, Week 4, 91: Tito is due back from injury soon, so they can resume their lack-lustre Muraco/ Pedro style feud over the IC belt-that-is-really-the-Texas belt. Here it is: I think Mr. T will have to have that match on MTV. I also have a plan for writing out Watts / Wahoo since it is clear Watts can't do anything in the ring anymore. Need something for this evil faction to do. Maybe time to start building up Abby for a title shot. They have just been having a lot of multi-man matches. Of pretty low quality. This is going to have to be a default plan for TV: propping up the rating with a strong main event, probably featuring Steamer. MSW World Tour, March, Week 4, 91: These shows are happening on Fridays. Solie is busy with WCW that day, so Lord Al is the host. Over tea and crumpets, Lord Al conducts a sit-down interview with British wrestling legend Big Daddy. They discuss his life and long career in the business. At one point Lord Al asks Big Daddy what he makes of the current wrestling scene, and he says: "Well Al, I don't like all of this cartoon stuff some of the other American companies are putting on, but I've heard a lot of long-time fans talking about what Bill Watts is doing, and there's a great buzz around the place. You can see by the fans who have come here tonight that the British audience respects great wrestling. And, of course, they like the big characters too, which is where I come in!" This segment probably drew the 279-person gate. Robinson is 51 here; performing better than Watts at least. Yes, expected. These UK shows are for only the most-uber of hardcore fans to watch in the US, and, as such, they aren't intended for the wider US audience to see at all. In context that's 3,425 buys vs. 1,112,310 viewers for the last MTV live show, and about 600k viewers for the typical TV show.

Looks like Tiger Mask wants to stay long-term: MSW Live on MTV, March, Week 3, 91: Unfortunately, Steamboat vs. Graham in a cage didn't produce as many sparks as Graham's promos. Steamer doesn't want to do cage matches. Successful first show on MTV in terms of viewing figures: ------------------- Anyway, on to operation BREAK INTO THE UK. I have made moves to bring in a skeleton crew to do UK shows over the next 3 months. Let's take a little look: Of course, for a company heavy on tradition, the first thing that we need to do is to create a link to the past. In on a five or six match loan-deal from NJPW, Dynamite is a name a lot of casual fans would recognise. Also brought in on-loan, probably the most famous wrestler in Britain in 1991. On an 8-match loan from UWFi, for those hardcore fans turned off by the likes of Big Daddy or even the British Bulldogs, here is a worker that no self-respecting smart fan could diss. To take a slot on the card and also carry some of the working load when in there with older stars. To bring a wilder element to these UK cards. I'm also spying a potential Terry Funk - Finlay brawl in front of about 300 people in Bournmouth. Some fans might remember him from his early days, and he can be talked up on commentary. Bit of additional strutting and makeup for the card, also gets over the wrestling creditentials of MSW. He wouldn't sign an exclusive, but where everyone else has a 3-month deal, I've put him on a 3-year deal. Someone who could be a star in time. So that is my "British invasion" force. Former WWF stars also have some name value in the UK: Steamboat, of course. But also guys like Greg, Tito, Honky, Martel, and The Iron Sheik are all known in the UK market, so these will be mixed in with the British workers.

MSW TV, March, Week 3, 91: Still establishing this as the show for "real wrestling", so long, slow-build face vs. face matches are de rigueur. Mr. T is working out because he's set his sights on meeting The Funks in the tag tournament. He also wants to avagene his good friend Jack Brisco. This whole angle is actually a back door way of pushing Booker T. I'm hoping the sustained rub and association with Mr. T can help to elevate him. His popularity is slowing increasing. Brian Pillman is out for over a year with an injury, so I might have to dip into the talent pool to see what younger stars are around. Just a squash. The return of Watts to the ring isn't getting as over as I'd have hoped. Fun fact: Watts is actually a year younger than Wahoo. Here they were 51 and 52 respectively. I can't have Steamboat in the TV main event every week. This is getting to be a problem. Both TV stations weren't happy with this show: Speaking of which, I am now in a position to make some further moves in the broadcasting world. Have to wait till the end of April until I can have a second TV show, but I can make some more PPV deals and also get my weekly tour shown by a commerical station. I've been making moves: Cablevision will show the PPVs now for the US market. Canadian viewers are now going to have to pay to watch supercards, just like everyone else. And this was the biggest move: MTV are going to be carrying my weekly live tour free-to-air. Huge exposure. Omni will carry on showing the cards in Canada. Therefore, I've rebranded MSW tour to "Mid-South Live on MTV", and it even has its own logo: That leaves one contract that isn't doing much: the Request TV PPV one for which I have over a year left to run. I have plans for this, see below ... ------------- Generally these shows have been financially successful so far, but a little lacking in quality. I've been having to rely on older talent, because of their name value. And also to establish a sense of history and prestige in this promtion. But I think this show has demonstrated that I can't really put a 51-year old Bill Watts in the ring and expect it to be good TV. While I'm building new stars, I may have to rely on bringing in the talent trades. Medium term goals: - Get a second TV show, another "A" show, and get it on a bigger network. ESPN seems like the natural home, and they are will to talk. Just need to maintain these popularity levels till May. - Somehow expand into Europe, and possibly even Japan. From next week I'm going to run small spot shows in the UK and in Japan. A live feed will be shown on Request TV in case any hardcore fans want to watch in the US. This "MSW World Tour" live show will have to rely on a small core of talent who are known in those markets. Lord Al will feature on the British show. I will keep bringing in Japanese guys through the talent trades to bulk out cards in Japan. As a long-term goal, I want to expand TV into both those markets, but MSW is virtually unknown in both.

Heel indie spot monkey revered as if he's Misawa as he's given the belt must be a new low in the history of this great sport.

MSW Tour, March, Week 1, 91: Not a lot going on for this show. Steamboat pins Orndorff and so gets to face Graham again. MSW TV, March, Week 2, 91: Who are you to doubt Polish Power? Pity the Fool Mr. T: S'up sucka, I got two crazy cats in the studio tonight, Terry Funk and his brother Dory Funk Junior. Terry: Who ya calling crazy boy? Ya egg suckin' dog? Mr. T: You want to be starting something mister? *Terry stands up, Mr. T stands up. It's already heated* *Booker T glares at Dory, Dory glares right back at him* Mr. T: This is a TV show dammit fool, sit down, we got an interview. *Dory's steely gaze at Booker T is piercing. The camera focuses on Booker T's face which starts to flinch.* Mr. T: The Funk brothers are known all around the world, why have you come to Mid-South? Terry: Well ya know, Baracus. Can I call you Baracus? Mr. T: The name's Mr. T, fool, use it. Terry: Well alright, CLUBBER LANG, let me tell you why the FUNK BROTHERS have come to this neck of the woods shall I. We were in Japan and heard that Mr. Baba was flying Jumbo Tsuruta down here to compete for some titles that have become newly available. Word travels fast, especially when you have the right connections. And ... let me tell you something, BA, those tag belts belong to us. There isn't a tag tournament that me and my brother haven't won. There aren't a set of titles that we haven't got our hands on. And that's why we are here. Dory: We are here to win wrestling matches. *Suddenly Terry seems to see something and he turns to Booker T* Terry: What's HE looking at? What are you looking at BOY? Mr. T: You leave the Booker man alone sucka! Terry: Do you call me a sucker? Ya yella belly ya? *Terry lunches at Mr. T who backs up. All of a sudden Dory flips behind Booker T and brings him down with a drop toehold. He applies an Indian deathlock. Meanwhile, Terry has now got a chair and swings it wildly at Mr. T who is taken aback at the sudden violence.* *Terry connects a chair shot and Mr. T goes down, he cackle maniacally. Meanwhile Dory is now repeatedly putting Booker T in a spinning toehold.* *Jack Brisco runs in. Terry screams "BRISCO SCUM". The Funks run at him. Brawling erupts. Booker T, although his leg is injured, limps over and gets involved. Mr. T is still out. Wild pier six.* Perez wasn't very happy at doing this job. I think I'm going to need stronger main events than this on TV. MSW Tour, March, Week 2, 91: This was where the Brisco / Funk stuff was leading. Solie: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the historic Bayfront Centre in St. Petersberg, Florida. It was here in 1972 that Dory Funk Jr and Jack Brisco wrestled for almost an hour in a match that people across the country still talk about. I was here that night, and it is something I will never forget. Alhough Dory Funk never lost to Brisco, after he lost the best to Harley Race, it was Brisco who defeated Race to become the new champion and held the belt for over a year. Then Dory's brother, Terry Funk -- a firey character -- defeated Brisco to become the champion himself. There was no love lost between the Funks and the Briscos for the rest of the decade as they wrestled each other up and down the country in a wild series of matches, noted for the intensity of a blood feud. And now, ladies and gentlemen, in 1991, The Funks are BACK and they are raising hell. Jack Brisco, who retired in 1984, has come out of retirement to try to put an end to the mayhem and chaos that these men have been causing. He has called his brother, Jerry Brisco, who has been involved for many years with an organisation in New York City, to come back to Florida tonight to help him in his quest. And now, tonight, for almost certainly the last time ever, it will be the Funk Brothers, Terry and Dory, against the Brisco Brothers, Jack and Jerry. All of this is within the context of a tournament announced by Mid-South President Bill Watts for the vacant AWA World Tag Titles. But, tonight, here at the Bayfront, it is about more than any tournmanet or any title. It's about pride, it's about history, it's about twenty years of simmering hatred. Jack and Terry were brawling outside the ring during the finish. All this should set the Funks up as the big heels of this tag title tournament. One big note on this show was that before it Dick Murdoch started a fight with Steve Williams, this was the second time he'd started a fight, last time it was with Bill Watts himself. After the match with Backlund, I got a note from Grizzly Smith that Murdoch was both drunk and wasted on drugs during the match, and so I fired Murdoch. Terry Funk is absolutely furious about the decision, and it's possible he's going to be uncoperative going forward because his talent trade has creative control. Murdoch is the second wrestler (after Sam Houston) I've had to fire because of drink and drugs. Anyway, current tournament standings:

Sting.

MSW TV, March, Week 1, 91: *Rose and Somers come out with the tag belts ready for their next match. But Bill Watts hits the ring. Watts: Now that's enough! I've consulted with the Mid-South board of directors, and the decision was unanimous: you lost the belts in January, 1987 and are holding them illegally. Now I must insist that you relinquish them at once! Rose: This is a travesty of justice. I know I have rights. I want to make a call to my lawyer. Watts: You'll be making a call to my fist if you don't give me those belts. You will have to compete in the tournament like everyone else. Rose: Tourn ... tournament? Watts: There's going to a 16-team international tournament for the titles. The finals will be held at The Jim Crockett Sr Memorial Cup in North Carolina next month. Rose: I don't think so! Because how can you have a tournament when WE are the champions? *Rose goes to hit Watts with the belt again, but he blocks it. Somers comes in for a cheap shot, but Wahoo McDaniel seems to jump over the fence by ringside from the crowd. Wahoo gives Somers a huge chop. Rose sneaks around to try to nail him with the tag strap, but Wahoo evades the shot and counters with another thunderous chop. Watts winds up his fist for a punch, which sends Rose half way across the ring* *Rose and Somers roll out of the ring leaving the belts there, and scurry back to the locker room* Watts: Ladies, and gentlemen, the one and only Wahoo McDaniel! And I can exclusively reveal that in the upcoming AWA World tag title tournament, that this man Wahoo McDaniel is going to be MY partner. Wahoo: Buddy Rose! Doug Somers! You don't have a chance. We may not be spring chickens any more, but boys, we used to eat punks like you for breakfast. Watts: There is going to be a LIVE DRAW for the tournament later tonight. If a crowd gets too hot, who ya gonna call? The Cooler! Pity the Fool Mr. T: S'up suckas. You is all joining us for a very special event: Jack Brisco is here with the beautiful Miss Elizabeth to draw the teams for the AWA World Tag Title tournament. Hey Booker, bring over that bowl. *Booker T fetches a bowl with bits of paper in it* Brisco: And the first names out of the hat are ... Elizabeth: Dory Funk Jr and Terry Funk ... The Funk Brothers! Brisco: The Funk Brothers??! What are they doing here in Mid-South? Elizabeth: Why Jack, I don't know. But that's what it says, look. Brisco: Wait just a minute here. Give me a moment ... *Brisco clearly goes into his shirt pocket and brings out a pen, he hurriedly draws one of the bits of paper and scribbles over it* Brisco: Okay, okay, I have the next names here. Elizabth: Would you like me to read it. Brisco: No, it's ... okay Miss, I'll read this one. JACK AND JERRY BRISCO. Elizabeth: You? You and your brother are going to wrestle the Funks? Brisco: Damn right we are! It doesn't matter if it's 1978 or 1991, I'm not going to let those Funks come here without a fight! *Brisco is visibly shaken and is furious* Brisco: I'm sorry, I have ... I must go and make a call, you can finish this. *Brisco very quickly departs the set.* *Mr. T and Miss Elizabeth continue drawing and reading the names as follows* The Mexicans are on loan from CMLL. The Funks are on loan from WCW and WWF respectively. Tito is out for a month. Need to transition this feud to someone else. Probably won't be The Patriot. Martel is still sulking about his job to Jumbo, and it is badly affecting the locker room. Sid, meanwhile, is primarily here to prove the point that "real wrestling" is better than muscle-head cartoon wrestling. Although I can't see him sticking around for too much longer. That'll do for tonight. Tune in again next time for more hot Mid-South action: the home of real wrestling.

MSW Tour, Feb, Week 4, 91: Because this was a New Jersey show, I wanted to see if I could get something out of Graham without actually putting him in the ring. This was intended as a one-show angle. Graham has been training hard to face Steamboat. Still got it on the mic. But at the final hour, he weasels out of the match and calls for a proxy, which is Paul Orndorff. Of course, Graham hangs around as Orndorff's second and interferes in the match. All-in-all, seemed to be as effective a use of Graham as possible. In fact, the angle got over much more than I thought it would, and I'm considering making a little mini-feud out of it, maybe carrying over into TV. That wraps up the first month. Here are the financials: I made a profit, which I bet WCW didn't in Feb 1991.

Chi-Town Rumble, Feb, Week 4, 91: Solie: Fans, welcome to the Chi-Town Rumble. This historic event was last held here in this very arena, the UIC Pavillion two years ago. On that night, Ricky Steamboat became the world champion in a match that fans will remember for a long time. That night the real winner was professional wrestling, and we are hoping that history will repeat itself and pro wrestling will once again be the winner tonight. Watts: You put it very eloquantly Gordon, but let me welcome a special guest for tonight, a man you spent many hours watching in your younger days, Mr. Lou Thesz. Thesz: Thank you, Bill, and it's an honour to be here this evening. I really like what you've been doing here. As you know I've been in Japan where they have a deep respect for the traditions of this great sport, but now it feels like Professional Wrestling is coming home here in America. The marquee says wrestling and I look at tonight's matches and it's exactly what we're going to get. Solie: I don't want to speak out of turn Mr. Thesz, but if I may just for a moment step aside from journalistic impartiality, and say that I 100% agree with what you just said. Some of the fans now are used to hearing rock music and seeing fireworks, but wouldn't know a hammerlock from ... "Hammer Time". Thesz: If we look at these semi-finalists: Bob Backlund, Rick Martel, Ricky Steamboat, Jumbo Tsuruta. That's four of the best of the best in the business today. Four wrestling men. Not one of them is a rulebreaker. These are scientific wrestlers and I think we are going to see some technical match-ups this evening. If you are a fan of the pure sport of pro wrestling, this is going to be a night to remember Watts: Yes, Lou, I was just talking with Jack Brisco, who is a judge tonight, and he was saying he can't remember the last time he was so excited for a set of matches. Solie: So to explain to the viewers the state of play: - The AWA World Heavyweight Title is vacant. - Four weeks ago, Mid-South President, Bill Watts, announced a 16-man tournament for the title. - The first round and quarter finals have been competed across the country. And we are now down to four men in the semi-finals. - The first semi-final will be Bob Backlund vs. Ricky Steamboat - The second semi-final will be Jumbo Tsuruta vs. Rick Martel - The two winners will face each other in the grand final in front of three judges. - Those three judges are: the esteemed Mr. Lou Thesz, who held the AWA title in 1937; Mr. Jack Brisco, one of the all-time greats at amatuer and pro level; and, finally, from Japan, Mr. Yoshiaki Yatsu, an outstanding amatuer athlete who competed for his nation at the Olympic games, and who has won many titles in both All Japan Pro Wrestling and New Japan Pro Wrestling. Mr. Thesz, if I can ask, what will you be looking for in the final if it should go down to points? Thesz: We'll be looking for aggression, intent to win, and control. In such a match, it will be a war of attrition, and sometimes the man who makes the most mistakes will be the man who loses. Solie: Thank you very much. We're all looking forward to it greatly. I will let you get on with your judge's preparations. Watts: Let's hook 'em up! Good, clean, technical match. Looks like Tito picked up an injury, Vince will be happy ... HTM with a cheap intentional DQ loss to hold on to the belt. I'm not sure how long this HTM deal is going to last, but some legs in this feud yet, assuming Tito isn't out for a long time. Martel was absolutely furious about doing this job. This was a shit-break match really. Did its job. There will be a ruling on the tag belts soon. "Respect the traditions of this great sport" Perhaps not the stone-cold classic I was hoping for, but still a fine match. Incidentally, of the judge's decisions: Yatsu gave it to Jumbo but Thesz and Brisco gave it to Steamboat, so he won two to one. Incidentally, Jumbo was a babyface. All four of the semi-finalists were babyfaces.

MSW TV: Feb, Week 4, 91: Little match to shine Tito up before the PPV match with Honky Tonk Man. Pity the Fool Mr. T: I'd like to welcome my guests this week, neither one ain't no fool. The legendary Mr. Lou Thesz, and all the way from Japan, Jumbo Tsuruta. Lou, also been in Japan is that right? Thesz: That's right. And can I just say, it's an honour to be a guest, and I love your other show. Mr. T: Amen, brother. I never been to Japan because I ain't getting on no plane. Thesz: Tha's right, of course, you don't fly. Mr. T: So, Mr. Thesz, why are you in town? Thesz: I'm here to present the world title to the winner of the tournament at the Chi-town Rumble. Mr. T: We're all excited. Mr. Thesz, you speak some Japanese that right? Thesz: As a matter of fact I do, Mr. T. I'm happy to translate if you want to ask Jumbo Tsuruta some questions? Mr. T: You're a great man. Jumbo: do you think you can win the tournament? You are still in the quarter-finals. If you win, you'll face Rick Martel. *Thesz translates, and Jumbo answers calmly in Japanese, speaks for some time.* Thesz: He says, "he has beaten Rick Martel before, and he will do so again. He does not fear Sid Vicious because he is all muscle and does not have a wrestling brain." Mr. T: If you beat Martel, you'll have to fight either Bob Backlund or Ricky Steamboat ... *Thesz translates again, Jumbo answers* Thesz: Jumbo says that Bob Backlund and Ricky Steamboat are two of the very best wrestlers in the world, and he is excited by the prospect of facing them. But he would always back himself against any opponent. Mr. T: Thanks for that Lou, and can I ask you, who do you think will win this tournament? We are down to just six men. Thesz: I have seen Jumbo Tsuruta wrestle and he's a former Olympian, proficient both on the mat and he packs a wallop with his lariat. He has a lot to do though: he must beat Sid Vicious tonight AND then beat Rick Martel in Chicago. Of course, in the interests of fairness, his opponent -- whether it is Backlund or Steamboat -- will have had to have come through a difficult match as well. It is a game of strategy, endurance and cunning. I have wrestled over one hour many times, and I can tell you that you need to pace yourself, especially if you need to wrestle again. I saw Bob Backlund wrestle Greg Valentine for an hour in Texas, and let me tell you, even though the man isn't the youngest he's ever been, he still has tremendous stamina and strength. It will not be easy for Steamboat. But if I had to make a prediction -- even though it seems against the odds -- I would go with this man here, Jumbo Tsuruta. He has held the title before, he has his opponents very well scouted. But make no mistake the level of competition is very strong. Mr. T: Thank you. And Gordon Solie, it's back to you sir. Oh dear, that seems to have gone disasterously wrong ... Sid wasn't very happy about doing this job. I keep forgetting about that "storytelling" note. Next show ... Chi-Town Rumble '91.

Tour, Feb, Week 3, 91: Mainly a card to get through the rounds of this tournament before the PPV. Unfortunately, WCW were holding Superbrawl this evening so Sid is not available. And Gordon Solie was also not there. So commentary team was Lord Al, Watts, and Rudman. I need some more announcers I think. Well, so much for the idea of these two putting on broadways in their 40s. I thought Greg "took 15 minutes just to warm up." Decent match from Steamer to get this out of Bam Bam. Tournament standings: I might have to pull some sort of angle to speed up the Jumbo / Sid part of the bracket.

MSW TV, Feb, Week 3, 91: I toned up the stiffness levels, perhaps I need to take them back down a notch. Here's one of the PPV matches. Pillman is out injured, so Jumbo faces Scott Hall instead. Pity the Fool *As per last time, Booker T stands behind Mr. T silent with his arms folded.* Mr. T: My guests this week are another couple o' sucka fools, Buddy Rose and Doug Somers. Rose: That's WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Buddy Rose and Doug Somers to you. Mr. T: Sh'up fool, you ain't no champion sucka. I know you was beaten for them belts years ago. Rose: Now, first of all: manners. You should know you are speaking to an international man of class. You shouldn't be telling a world tag team champion to shut up OR calling him a "fool" or a "sucka". Mr. T: I say, you ain't no champion! Cut your jibber jabber fat boy. Rose: Now just you ... *Rose pauses as he spots Booker T glaring at him.* Mr. T: You better get yourself off my set Mister. And take this sucka with you. *Rose and Somers leave the set sheepishly* Disappointing match. Just moving pieces into place for Chi-Town Rumble. And this happened: So he's history. Grizzly Smith wasn't happy with the decision. Current tournament standings:

It has become obvious that I can't have all the matches I need every week with only an hour of TV -- not to mention make enough money to turn a profit, so I've introduced a weekly house show, held on Sundays. It can be bought on PPV or watched for free in Canada on Omni TV. Although I don't expect PPV buys for what is in effect just a house show, it should provide at least a trickle of extra money on top of the live gate. MSW Tour, Feb, Week 2, 91: Most of the time, with house shows, I'll just note key things. It won't be blow-by-blow like TV or PPVs. Nikita signed with NJPW and essentially walked out. Well good riddance you useless lump!! Ivan takes the slot in the tournament. Rose and Somers attack The Fantastics with their stolen belts. Bellomo bleeds like a stuffed pig. Wahoo wasn't happy about losing here, even by countout. However, he's said he's retiring in three months, so he hardly needs the win. Here are the tournamnet standings after this: Oh, and this happened: I fined him. Next time, he'll be fired. The "two strikes" drugs policy.

Feb, Week 2, 91: Watts: Ladies and gentlemen, last week I announced a tournament for the vacant AWA World Heavyweight title. The finals of which will be held at the Chi-Town Rumble in three weeks. This week, I have another set of belts: The AWA World Tag titles, again kindly presented to me by Mr. Verne Gagne. These titles have been held by legendary teams such as Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens, The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser, and Harley Race and Larry "the Ax" Hennig. There is going to be a tourna... *A voice comes on the house speakers, and interrupts Watts* "No, no no no no no. Absolutely not, no"* *Out walks Buddy Rose with Doug Somers* Watts: Buddy Rose and Doug Somers? What are YOU doing here? Rose: Mr. Watts, I realise you are the President and all, but you see, those belts belong to us. Me and Mr. Somers here, WE are the rightful world tag champions. Watts: You haven't been the champions since 1986, what is the meaning of this? Rose: Bill, Mr. President sir, if you'd be so kind to hear us out ... Doug has a video, you see. Can we please get this played up on the big monitor there. *Doug Somers gives a VHS tape to a runner at ringside* Watts: This better be quick, Rose. Rose: Now, let's study some video tape shall we? We're going to go back to January 27th, 1987. Video: https://rutube.ru/video/8ee6d5778b5ebe95dc51e618ca2a8126/ Rose: Now, now, stop it there. Stop it there. Pause. Now look at Marty Jannetty's hand as he rolls up Doug there. Can you see it? He CLEARLY has a hand full of tights! Watts: It's a pinfall, Rose, this is also ancient history, why are you showing me this? Rose: Because, Mr. Watts, THAT pinfall was not legal. We never lost the belts that night, and therefore -- in fact -- have been the rightful world tag champions for the past four years. All of the title holders since that moment are illegitimate. Watts: This is absurd! *Rose goes to punch Watts, but he gets blocked. Somers sneaks round behind him however, and grabs Watts by both arms. Rose grabs one of the belts and lays out Watts with it. *The Fantastics hit the ring to make the save, but it's too late, Rose and Somers have the tag belts and they run off with them as Fulton and Rogers check on the unconscious Watts.* Douglas was double-booked, but the tournament needs to reach its final stages in two weeks, or I'll have to push the final back. Liz is going to be doing this sort of thing for the foreseeable future. Better match than expected. Kal Rudman provided an update on the tournament brackets: Pity the Fool *Mr. T is sitting in a studio set in a golden chair. Behind him with his arms folded stands Booker T wearing gear reminiscent of the S1Ws from Public Enemy. During this segment he stays completely silent.* Mr. T: Welcome to Pity the Fool, my new talk show. There ain't no place fo' no suckas here. Let me introduce my first guest. The Honky Tonk Man. *Honky Tonk Man comes out to boos. He is carrying a belt. He wearily regards Booker T as he sits down.* Honky Tonk Man: Why hello there, I'm a big fan. Mr. T: Well I ain't no fan o' you, sucka, so let's keep this short. What's that belt you got? Honky Tonk Man: This here is the Intercontinental Championship, and I am the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, yes siree. Ain't that right Peggy Sue? *sings* How'd do you do?* Mr. T: Sh'up fool, cut off that jibber jabber. Let me take a look at this belt. *Mr. T inspects the belt carefully* Mr. T: Hey, sucka foo', this ain't no Intercontinental belt, this belt says, "Texas Heavyweight Wrestling Champion". What is this? You think I'm a fool, sucka? Honky Tonk Man *affronted*: You need to get your eyes tested, Mister, this is the INTERCONTINENTAL title. Mr. T: It's got a picture of TEXAS on it! Hey Booker, look at this. *He shows Booker T the belt, who just glares menacingly at Honky* Honky Tonk Man: I am the greatest Intercontinental Champion. And this belt proves it. Nobody can beat me for this title. Mr. T: So you say that you are welcoming challengers for your Texas title? Honky Tonk Man: INTERCONTINTAL title. Mr. T: Get out off of my show. Go on. Booker! *Booker T glares at Honky who is already half-way out of his seat and running off the set with his tail between his legs* Here, Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissie's stable, "Alliance Against America" hijacks the match because Iron Sheik is facing Steamer in the tournament, which Solie and Watts put over on commentary. They also deck the ref, so Backlund comes in as an emergency ref, but also gets a beatdown for his trouble, because he faces Nikita Koloff in his match. This is all just build towards those two tournament matches, and introducing a little bit of peril for our faces. Also getting the stable over. Without the production notes, the show suffered much less.

Ahead of week 1 of TV, I have established some backstage rules: Let's get this show on the road: Feb, Week 1, 91: Solie getting over his own cred, and putting over Watts. Watts: Thank you, Gordon, and can I just say it is our privilege to have our pro wrestling coverage fronted by THE VOICE of wrestling, the Dean of Wrestling, Mr. Gordon Solie. Come on Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for a true legend in our business. Let me give a message to all of the millions of you true wrestling fans watching this on television across this great country and across Canada too over on our esteemed partner organisation, Omni Television ... if you are sick and tired of the cartoon characters that you might see from some of those other companies, if you remember the good ol' days when rasslin' was rasslin' and wrestlers were wrestlers who knew how to tie ya into a pretzel not these pretty boys and "superstars", but WRESTLERS who lived and breathed for one thing and one thing only: to be the best inside that ring ... Then THIS is your promotion. We have a lot of great stars already under contract because they TOO want wrestling to be wrestling again. Like you remember, like your mom and pop remember, like you ol' granddaddy and grand momma remember. Stars like Ivan and Nikita Koloff who bring exceptional training and experience from the former USSR. Stars like Bob Backlund, who was an All-American in both football and wrestling, and a former NCAA Champion before climbing to the very highest ranks and becoming a world champion for six years. Stars like RICKY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT *pauses for crowd to erupt* Ricky Steamboat, one of the greatest pure athletes this sport has ever seen. I've been talking to Jack Brisco in the back, just now, THE Jack Brisco -- some of you kids ask ya daddy if he remembers the great battles Jack and I had over the years. And Jack said to me, "Bill, I've been all around the world and seen the best of the best ... and I don't think that there has EVER been a specimen like Ricky Steamboat." Coming from Jack Brisco -- one of our greatest ever champions -- that's the highest honour. And ladies and gentlemen, Ricky Steamboat loves pro wrestling. Ricky Steamboat loves pro wrestling so much -- the TRUE pro wrestling -- that when Vince McMahon and Ted Turner came calling, he said "no, sorry Vince, no sorry Mr. Turner. I don't like what you are doing to MY SPORT!" He said, "Bill Watts is starting back up. And he's going to bring back wrestling. True wrestling. And I want to compete with the best in the world and so I am going to Mid-South!" Come on out, Ricky, tell em yourself. *Steamboat comes out to a big pop* Steamboat: Mr. Watts, it is a privelege and an honour to compete for this great organisation. I believe in the traditions of wrestling. The great traditions of this sport. I can look you in the eyes and know that I see a wrestling man. I know you're not going to make me breath fire or put on a dragon costume. I know that you stand for what I stand for: excellence in that ring. Watts: Thank you, Ricky, thank you. *a tear forms in his eye* I have lived my whole life to make wrestling great again, not some gimmick, some cartoon joke. And to hear that from a great wrestler like yourself, one of the greatest, means so much to me. And while we're standing here, I want to give the great people of this nation a promise: THIS IS GONNA BE A WRESTLING SHOW. And ya gonna see GREAT wrestling. Let's hook em up! Good traditional match to set the tone of this kick-started MSW with a good ol' team like Slater and Orton Jr. Point taken, Jack. Clean wrestling and clean finishes. On commentary Solie and Watts talked about Johnny Valentine, his great rivalry with Wahoo, and how Greg has wrestling in his blood. Watts: I am holding here, guys and gals, a highly prestious title. The AWA World Heavyweight title. The AWA world title has been kindly donated to Mid-South Wrestling by the great Verne Gagne. Verne was a two-time NCAA Champion, and a TEN time holder of this here belt. Verne Gagne, another one of the legendary people in this sport who support and believe in what I'm doing here. This world title has been held by many people over the decades. People like Pat O'Connor. People like Gene Kiniski. People like Nick Bockwinkel. Wrestling people through and through. What some of the boys call "wrestler's wrestlers". That's because this belt is a symbol of excellence, and only the best in the world can hold it. This title is currently vacant, and I would like to announce that there is going to be a TOURNAMENT. I have invited some of the best wrestlers from around the world to compete in this tournament. The final will be held at the Chi-Town Rumble. Sixteen of the best of the best. Including former AWA world champion Jumbo Tsuruta. I spoke to Mr. Baba in Tokyo, another of the people with a real respect of the traditions of professional wrestling. And Mr. Baba said "Mr. Watts, of course, Jumbo Tsuruta would fly any distance to get his hands back on that belt". That's how much it means to him. That's how important this belt is. Another former champion, Rick Martel, has come straight down here from New York. He said, "Mr. Watts, I'd do anything to stop doing this CARTOON NONSENSE and compete for a real title again." He said, "Mr. Watts, I'm not a model I'm a professional wrestler dammit." You see, there's a revolution happening here. Wrestlers all over the world want to come back to be COMPETE in the highest level of competition. People like WAHOO MCDANIEL, who played for the Denver Broncos (1961–1963), and the New York Jets (1964–1965) and the Miami Dolphins (1966–1968) but who turned his back on the glitz and the glamour cos Football just wasn't man enough for a stand up son on a gun like ol' Wahoo. Let me show you the tournament brackets. And we are not going to waste any time on this, let's get round 1 starts right now. It's gonna be King Kong Bundy taking on Butch Reed! Let's hook 'em up The crowd were into it. Hmmm, hurt by production values again. Going to have to pump those up. All-in-all, though, this TV needed to do what it needed to do.

So just another week of prep before the first TV starts. Here's the PPV schedule: That gives me four fallow months in which to build stories towards PPVs: March, June, September, November. Eight PPVs is enough for any company. This company is going to be sold on its TRADITIONAL values, so bringing back old Supercards from the NWA and AWA should appeal to older fans. Some new signings to round out the roster: Scott Hall - Will use as a face. I think he's got potential. Shane Douglas - another midcard face. Sal Bellomo - since he may well have cost me my WCW job, Bellomo is going to get properly buried now. Tommy Rogers - Fantastics reunion alert. Speaking of which, I've made some tagteams: Jumbo is in on a 5-match loan from AJPW and Yatsu is in for 5 matches from NJPW. They are here to add an international flavour to upcoming title tournaments.

Loving the utter destruction of the idea of the "lockerroom leader". The Prosecution is playing a blinder here, on fire.

26 minutes in, defence is really struggling. Prosecution are absolutely caning it so far. The exchange over the Andre comparison was great. A rough approximation: Defence: "I compare him to Andre, he was a special attraction." Prosecution:" But Andre was drawing 10,000+ gates for decades" Defence: "I ... I ... but that's not fair! He wasn't put into that role!" Absolute slam dunk. I am rooting for the prosecution so hard, ha ha. This show has really hit a groove now.

After getting fired from WCW less then two weeks after he started, Jerry von Kramer was awarded a nice compensation package from Turner broadcasting, and bought the rights to the old Mid-South Wrestling name, and re-launched the promotion. He has a starting capital of $2,000,000, and must act quickly to secure TV rights, and build a roster from scratch. First things first, TV. I've managed to get Mid-South Wrestling shown in a late-night Sunday slot on Sports Channel America, which gives some coverage across the entire USA, and on Omni Television in Canada, which will also show PPV events free-to-air. In the USA, PPVs will be carried by Request TV. TV tapings will take place on Tuesdays, which currently only clashes with NJPW. I've also moved quickly to making "working relationship" arrangements with a host of different companies: AJPW, NJPW, PNW, SWS, USWA, WCW, WWA, WWC, WWF. This means I can use trades to bring in guys who I'd never have a hope of booking otherwise on short term deals -- maybe enough to do an angle and a little mini-program. That flexibility is handy. Face: Exclusives: Ricky Steamboat - I don't know how but me getting fired seemed to cancel the negotiations WCW were having, and I swooped in, offered a big wedge of cash and promised to build the company around him. Steamer is going to be my ace. Marcus Bagwell - greener than grass, but cheap and didn't have a job. Ivan Putski - he was available ... Scott Putski - cheaper than chips. Mr. T - cost quite a bit, but he's there. I plan on giving him a talk show type slot. Maybe a match at some point as a special attraction type deal. Tiger Mask - Sayama was "on haitus", but agreed to come in exclusively in exchange for some cash. Non-exclusives (pay-per-appearance), these are guys who are working dates for other companies who will also work for me. Bob Backlund - still working for UWFi. Will help give the face side of things the look of depth and experience. Bobby Fulton - working for loads of different people, but can do a job somewhere on the card. Looking to sign Tommy Rogers also, but talks are stalling. Hector Gurrero - likely will use low down the card, but he has some name value in Texas and the Mid-South region. Rick Martel - still working for WWF, but strangely not on a written deal. Also works for GPW and WFWA. Tito Santana - also still working for WWF, but while he's not exclusive he has agreed to work for me too. Wahoo McDaniel - works for SAPW, at 52 I don't know how much I can expect from Wahoo, but he's a name. Brian Pillman - well stupid WCW didn't have him tied down, so he can work for me also. Bob Bradley - jobber Skip Young - can tag with Brickhouse Brown like the good old days. The Patriot - can fill out a card. Curtis Thompson - aka Firebreaker Chip. Will be a jobber. Heel The Iron Sheik - guess he hadn't started his Col. Mustafa run yet in Jan 91, so I've swooped in. Nikita Koloff - he was unemployed. Can see him as someone Steamer could bounce off. Matt Borne - handy utility man to have. Buddy Rose - 38 and overweight, he was available. Brickhouse Brown - old MSW alumni. Booker T - 25 years old. I am wondering if there's a place for him as a Mr. T sidekick ... let's see. Non-exclusives (pay-per-appearance) Abdullah the Butcher - what self-respecting indy doesn't have Abby on call? Al Perez - sort of guy who can flesh out a card. Bam Bam Bigelow - currently working for USWA and Herb Abrams UWF also. Bill Irwin - can do a job, or lots of them. Bob Orton Jr. - also working for UWF. 40 years old, so not too over the hill. Can see him having a great match with Steamer. Butch Reed - not exclusive to WCW -- although he wouldn't leave WCW, I tried. Dick Murdoch - also working WWC for Colon. Good MSW staple. Dick Slater - bit of a journeyman at this point, but helps make any card more solid. Doug Somers - can either stick him tagging with Buddy Rose, or use him as a heel jobber. Greg Valentine - well he was winding down with WWF in 1991; seems to be contracted to every indy going. Honky Tonk Man - just in case I want a Rhythmn 'n' Blues reunion. Also works for IWCCW. Ivan Koloff - can manage and tag with Nikita. Kamala - seemed like a logical sort of guy to bring in. King Kong Bundy - also works for IWCCW. Nikolai Volkoff - still working for WWF, among others, I am sensing a big evil foreigner stable. One Man Gang - MSW stalwart, has pimped himself out for a lot of different indies. Paul Orndorff - working for a pile of others, good name value. Sid Vicious - when I was at WCW, I tried to tie him down to a written contract, but he was being difficult, so this was a no-brainer. Steve Williams - what would Mid-South be without a bit of Steve Williams? Still working for AJPW. Terry Gordy - Also still working for AJPW. --------------- A lot of heels here, I might use Butch Reed and Booker T as faces. Maybe some sort of "black gang" with Mr. T as the figurehead. Dunno, but need some ideas fast. -------------- Non-wrestlers: Adnan Al-Kaissie - will head up the evil foreigner stable Miss Elizabeth - I guess she wasn't around in Jan 1, so I've signed her up exclusively. She is going to be an on-air personality of some sort. I can also try to bring in Savage on trade deals. Bill Watts - company president. I might also stick him on colour if I can't find anyone else. David Manning - ref Tommy Young - ref Gordon Solie - he's a freelancer and so I know he'll never go exclusive. Can anchor my TV and brings both credibility and name value to wrestling fans. Grizzly Smith - road agent, classic Mid-South guy also. Kal Rudman - well, I saw him there and how could I not? Lord Alfred Hayes - still working for WWF, has some history in the region, and can do a variety of on-screen roles. Jerry von Kramer - It may be necessary to give myself an on-camera role, possibly on colour. Superstar Graham - got to be some way to utilise his mic skills. Jack Brisco - since he's active again, I've stolen him from WCW. Probably will use as a road agent, because at 49, it's doubtful he's getting back in the ring. Brings cred. ------------ It's a skeleton TV crew, that needs beefing, but most of the key commentators are tied up on written deals with WWF and WCW -- if only I hadn't have given Jesse a massive 3-year contract. ------------ Just one thing before going on ... Titles! I am going to see if there are any old titles I can buy. Older titles with history will have better prestige. The AWA World title will do nicely ... $55,000 if you are wondering. I'll take their old tag belts too. $30k, cha-ching. What's this? It's an old WCCW belt that goes back to 1930. $45k, I'll take it as my secondary title. Okay, well I'm set now to make a fist of making some money with this new promotion, at least I won't be fired! Onwards to the first TV, which will be in week 1 of Feb.