Watching WWE events (for me, at least) are an interesting social event these days.
Every year, I watch the Rumble and Mania with my best friend, who was big into wrestling in the late 90s boom era but doesn't watch at all these days. I judge my reactions against his and it's always a fairly comical and interesting deal.
1. Shield vs Orton/Sheamus/Big Show
--I am consistently impressed with Ambrose and Rollins, while Reigns is growing on me. Action was decent, but fairly pointless. (Another Big Show heel turn? Yawn.) Rollins had a death wish on that tope.
2. Ryback vs Henry
--My buddy on seeing Ryback..."They should just call him Ry-berg, it would save time and our intelligence." Fair enough. Afraid I'm in the camp that didn't care for this, especially the postmatch. What was the point of having him not able to hit the Shellshock when he clearly can 1 minute later, even after he's been weakened by having the large man fall on him. NO POINT. BULLSHIT PARITY BOOKING.
3. Hell No vs. Fans of AJ Lee
--My buddy on Daniel Bryan..."I remember him, that's the guy who lost in 10 seconds last year." Cut to me, shaking my head. Anyways, this was fine for what it was. Forgettable, but perfectly presentable. I hate that Ziggler is clearly just another guy at this point, dude has all the potential in the world.
Loved the ending with the crowd going YES crazy.
4. Fandango vs. Jericho
-- "Dude, if I wanted to watch Dancing with the Stars....I wouldn't." I have no argument against that. Also, if Fandango's gimmick is a world-class dancer, someone needs to start teaching Curtis a WHOLE lot better. I hate that the Alabama Jam wasn't the finish....not only do you kill the guy's finish right out of the gate, but I miss the days the Beautiful Bobby days when that move was instant death. Finish was botched, but I chalk it up to nerves. If you're pushing Fandango, he needed a stronger finish then a fluke rollup.
5. Del Rio vs. Swagger
--Swagger has never done it for me and I doubt that will ever change. Yet another match that was fine, but a few hours later, I barely remember anything about it. SO wanted the cash-in here just for a change of pace, but no such luck.
6. Punk vs. Taker
--MOTN, and it's not even close. Fantastic storytelling. I hated that Living Colour kind of rushed through Cult, but in retrospect, I guess it was necessary. Taker's entrance with the Evil Dead hands reaching for him...so cool. (Had to get my Evil Dead mention in....GO SEE IT.) This was the first match to really grab my buddy's attention as well, even though he can't stand Punk. Table no-selling for them had to SUCK. Obviously, the result was never in doubt, but I thought Punk and Heyman especially did the best they could to try to get you to bite. First time all night I really felt like I was watching a WrestleMania.
7. HHH vs. Lesnar
--I felt myself age during this match. Not literally, of course, but yeesh...this went forever. Lesnar destroying people is always enjoyable, but man, his selling is fairly putrid...not that there was much to be found in this match. Count me in the group that just doesn't need to see HHH in the ring anymore. It's kind of painful. Shawn ATE Brock's elbow something fierce, poor bastard. HHH's attempts at a kimura were laughable, and to have to put common knowledge aside and pretend that Brock could not immediately counter those with kidney punches just pulled me out (a small thing, I know). For what it's worth, my buddy liked this match pretty well, so I suppose they got the casual fans.
8. Rock vs Cena
--OVERKILL. OVERKILL. OVERKILL. I saw someone earlier post that this was like watching two guys play a video game with the Counter sliders turned all the way up, and that's an apt description as any. Kick out of 3 Rock Bottoms?? SURE. Two AAs? WHY NOT? I was BEGGING them to try another move, ANY other move. Bust out that huracanrana you proved you can't do, Johnny. Something, man, c'mon. Also, I consider myself fairly easy to please and fairly willing to look the other way at smarky stuff, but if I notice that you're calling 75% of the spots VISIBLY and LOUDLY....you need to do better. Bottom line.
Ending is what it is, I'm not happy with it and I'm not unhappy with it. I'm glad the title is off of Rock. He's not a wrestler anymore, he's an actor; and the fact that Vince still lets him come in act like the big kid on the playground is more indicative of the state of the business than any aspersions of what he actually can do in the ring anymore. For Cena....same old, same old. SuperCena has his cape back, the world is safe again.
WWE is in such dire need of a shakeup and I just don't see one coming anytime soon. This show rarely felt like the big deal that WrestleMania should be, and it's fallen to my second favorite show after the Rumble. I don't know that I'll ever NOT watch WrestleMania...but I also don't know that I'll ever be as excited about it as I feel I'm owed the right to be.
Thanks for listening to me rant!
The Captain