El Dragon

Batista is a 50 year old legitimate movie star, so I respect the hell out of him for this performance at least.

Yeah, kinda. Weird match.

Jesus Christ what the fuck is this match?

Well this is going in a much different direction then I expected.

... Some actual good looking chain shots is not what I was expecting out of this match, but I'm down.

I will say Batista looks damn good for 50.

Mad Max inspired entrance works for me. Also the combined age of the competitors in this match is 99

In the GWE I had Bryan second. Sometimes I wonder if that was too low.

Imagine the type of drugs you had to take earlier tonight to think “8 matches in and Shane Miz is strong MOTN so far” would be realistic.

This makes me wish the Al Wilson angle carried all the way over to Mania way back when.

Worth noting, they are dating, so, you know, the mind boggles.

I very much him and Kacy Catanzaro to get married and have incredibly attractive and unworldly level athlete children.

If I were booking he Revival get the belts back tomorrow and Hawkins turns on Ryder claiming he’s sick and tired of carrying him.

So it sounds like I’ve missed nothing of value by being at work today so far.

Also Zayn beating Neville.

Hated it. The worst case of WWE over drama bullshit that drives me crazy about wrestling. First two falls were majorly uneventful. This felt like WWE's "Main Event drama filled matches" hitting a full on past expiration point for me.

Like I have actively despised this.

Boy this sucks.

This match has been really damn dull early.

You are insane.

What a god damned war.

It's not getting worse right now either.

Well that fucking ruled.

I think equal odds on Ricochet eating another pin and Fading to Black.

Possibly the greatest case of guys just fitting together better then they have any right to in wrestling history. I loathe Rollins and Ambrose, love the SHIELD to death.