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Listen, THIS match is getting the crowd fucking going. We'll have an all-timer tonight.

talking about picnic tables and making Yogi Bear impressions, pair him up with Titus and we'll get gold

B-Fab. My goodness.

Bubba Ray Dudley? What the fuck? TNA! TNA! TNA!

Authors of Pain on a street fight? Against BIG BOBBY LASHLEY who always seems to get cuts in his body? VIOLENCE.

LET'S FUCKING GO THIS IS THE NEGATIVITY WE WANT

CM PUNK VS DREW LET'S GO

I get they want to make Seth a fighting champ, but you can run "he's all banged up, can he win?" story so many times. His knee is messed up and his offense basically required him to no-sell it.

SQUASH THAT BUG, BIG DREW!

Steph? Ewwww

Jacob Fatu has signed with WWE. Get ready to acknowledge your Tribal Chief, Codester!

He started out as that, but there was a constant progression into him going from Ivan Drago (inevitable juggernaut) to Clubber Lang (boastful champion). I think that the feud against Chad Gable, which I'm pretty sure was just featured on TV, made that transition clear.

My gripe with the main event is that it just should've been a brawl from the get go. They filled almost 10 minutes doing basic shit and then it broke down into having no rules after a very awkward moment were all four men were just standing in the ring bickering.

As insane as this sounds, this would only be a good idea if it leads to Jack Boy Jungle Perry making his return and cutting the Bucks off right before the footage gets to the spicy parts. Other than that, what the fuck are they thinking? CM Punk was talking about that incident on Ariel Helwani's podcast, not on the main TV product.

Also Sami Zayn had one of the most entertaining celebrity matches against Knoxville and was rewarded with not only a main event push, but ended two all-time longest title reigns. There's levels, bubbas.

That's my GOAT

That's a reasonable enough opinion, bubba. Austin was always a better worker than The Rock and showed up in much better shape. Rock is STIFF. He has the mobility of a mineral, and the fact he hasn't torn every single muscle in his body tonight was miraculous.

Roman worked his butt off, bubbas. He was even charitable enough to give his cousing Rock the pin.

This is just a chaotic romp, bubbas.

Rollins being outworked even by The Rock tonight

Roman finally getting to work at a faster pace. How I missed that.

Seth has his knee worked over and his comeback spots are a superkick and a stomp. I hate it.

Yeah, Roman looked lean in comparison.

Nah this is egregious

Cody is looking exactly like the fusion between Char Aznable and Amuro Ray.