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That botch was by far the best thing about this match so far. At least that felt dangerous.

"Holy bleep" indeed.

Kyle O'Reilly's Davey Richards MMA offense is terrible.

Can you name a less cool "major" stable than Undisputed Era?

I hope this match goes for 2 hours.

The Masters of the WWE Universe action figures make the stupid as fuck terminology worth it.

Lol I love Finn's "selling" is walking to the corner and putting his hand vaguely on his leg and making a face. That's all you gotta do, then you can run just fine afterward.

So it's not something Mad Lib Mauro came up with?

The Family Guy of the Fight Game, Screamin' Memin' Mauro Ranallo the Bellow of British Columbia

I don't watch NXT, what is an archer of infamy?

Lol of course the hometown guy eats the pin clean.

Have they ever done a good job explaining why Raw would want to compete with Smackdown? I get that it's sort of like the Pro Bowl, but the players really don't give a shit about that game.

Don't forget that spot where four people hold up three people who hold up two people who hold up one person and then everybody falls down.

Omega is definitely as uncool as Rollins

A bunch of Chekhov's guns for this match so far.

If AEW is really building to a war games match, I much prefer the way they are doing it. It makes way more sense that you have the war games because you have a nasty feud going on than it does that you have a feud going on because you have a war games match.

This is a great opportunity for Bryan to add a feather to his resume. I don't mean winning the belt, I mean dragging Cole to a good match.

WWE rewrote the Quran and gave women rights! Yay!

So what is the kayfabe explanation for the red lights?

This war room shit is beyond hokey.

Sledgehammer vs Mallet on a pole match

If you are going to have Bray kill Seth, why even go through all the bullshit before it? If you want to give us a bullshit finish to not put the belt on Bray, just have him kill Seth and then leave. It's still bullshit, but at least we didn't have to deal with 35 shitty stomps and bullshit melodramatic referee ending a match because of a sledgehammer shot in a match where the whole gimmick is that you can do whatever you want.

Man, fuck this.

That was me. I honestly didn't expect it to lead to Berg coming back for this. I'll gladly eat this one and say I got worked.

My hunch that Ziggler was taking a Goldberg shot is undeniable now. Ziggler is a tool.