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    White Boy with a spectacular promo describing his plans for Buddy Landell in a Tennessee Chain Match. Landell has too few scars to have any chain match experience, and White Boy has been leaving Mr. Ron Wright's chain out in the rain and under horse dung so he can infect Landell when he cuts him up with it! I don't like Budro's chances here. New Jack is much more confident this week about his chances of making Tracy Smothers salute the X flag, while also making time to cut a promo on Killer Kyle's match with that inbred retard Boo Bradley. Jack gets to the Undertaker and suddenly is practically crying--New Jack is GREAT at the desperate, trying-too-hard-to-act-confident bit, suddenly growing paranoid and accusing Ross of having something to do with all this. Fun to see a new side of his promos. Evidently the Gangstas did a number on Boo, as Ross alludes to before his next interview. Al Snow delivers a very patronizing promo about what's in the hearts of the Rock 'n Roll Express, before he and Unabomb don the appropriate wigs. Unabomb's cross-eyed mouth-breather expression is pretty funny. Snow sounds more like Beavis than Ricky Morton but the effort is admirable, especially combined with his exasperation with Ross. "If you ever had an original thought, it'd die of loneliness." Snow offers to read a letter from Robert Gibson's mother but can't, because it's in Sign Language! "'Please don't hurt my EUUUHHH anymore' Oh, that's right, that's what Robert Gibson's mother used to call him cuz she couldn't talk!" THAT gets a big "ooooh" from the audience. What happened to the early '95 Al Snow?
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    Fun little segment, with a history lesson from Dundee and some good improv from Rich.
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    This looks like the start of the big Bill Dundee vs. Wolfie D split, which I hope this Yearbook captures. Bill is not happy about fighting his son's battles and getting involved in a piledriver elimination match because of Wolfie D, but promises to dump Rich and Gilbert on their heads anyway. Noticeable boos from the audience when Bill is introduced--either they were on Christopher's side or they were disappointed it wasn't Lawler, or both.
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    I don't have much definitive to say yet in that thread about whether or not ECW was overhyped. But the contrast between the last two promos in which Funk and Cactus are literally promising to kill or cripple the other to what was going on in the WWF then as well as now can't be overstated. The WWF just feels sterile and desperate--ECW is far from perfect but at least the wrestlers and fans are allowed to show real emotion. I wouldn't want all wrestling to be like ECW but it's clear that it was at worst a necessary evil and at best the fire under wrestling's ass that it needed. Anyway, this has to be one of the last appearances of the old podium on WWF programming. Ross regales us with a lecture on the race card as it relates to Jerry Lawler. Bret laments how a man's character can be destroyed by one person making baseless accusations--well, THIS suddenly got unintentionally prescient. Shinja and Hakushi is out and God, was Shinja overlooked in that Fuji thread for most useless managers. Hakushi finally levels Bret to pay all this off with something.
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    Another sterling promo from Cactus, who should just get the Best Interview Award right now even without considering what's to come.
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    Okay, this is one of my favorite Funk promos ever. He goes from positively giddy over all the things he's going to do to Cactus Jack and points out, "If I had a face like that, I'd have it circumsized!" Then he does a 180 in two seconds and gets deadly serious, before wrapping it up with an evil laugh.
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    Another great fight that tells its story and gets in and out. I have to agree that Kobashi has "seemed" hotter over the past year, starting with his win over Hansen (even though Taue did the same thing later in the Carny) to Misawa & Kobashi controlling the tag titles. But Taue showed he had another gear here, busting out some new offense and utilizing the floor and the Dynamic Bomb to decisively put Kobashi down. Kobashi looked gutsy in defeat with the way he tried to hang on, but it seemed like Taue's match to lose in the closing moments and he came through.
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    Finally, a balls-to-the-wall FIGHT in All-Japan instead of a 35-minute epic. 35-minute epics are cool but too many of them in a short time are not. Akiyama is very good here and shows a lot of fire but in the end I can barely remember much of what he did, which in a way feels like a drop-off from his performances in the '94 Carnival. This is more of a Kawada Show, setting up Jun's offense and killing him dead in response, and a damn good one it is.
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    I had TWO power outages while I was trying to watch this, so this is a deadly combination of disjointedness and me being in a foul mood. I didn't and still don't get the point of the 1-count stip (I keep expecting Mike Rotunda to show up somewhere here), but it's worked really well and they manage to actually incorporate "near falls" into this. Nonetheless, the layout and rules were confusing as heck even after viewing ThunderQueen. Apparently the match could have ended in the opening 1-on-1 portions but no one could possibly have bought that as a possibility, so there wasn't much drama there. I don't know anything about Sumiyo Toyama but she's the most laughably ineffective wrestler of this entire project, and that includes Mikey Whipwreck--not since that Steve Regal/Spike Huber Memphis tag has there been a more overmatched babyface. She jobs to a Kansai lariat in 7 seconds and pretty much all of her offense is no-sold. At this point I'm expecting this to be elimination or best-of-something rules after last year's match, but one pinfall later and it's over. This is another match that kind of defies a star rating. It was fun, and it may make more sense with more context, but there were times when it felt more like a game of Whack-a-Mole than a wrestling match.
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    I don't get the purpose of the Yuki gimmick. Hasegawa wrestles exactly the same way here, so what's the point? I pretty much hate post-'89 Muta but at least he makes an effort to differentiate his style and personality when he's got the paint on. This match is solid, but that's all. If there's the quintessential "joshi by numbers" performance, this is it--if you've watched enough joshi you can pretty much count every spot before it happens. Hell, I could do it and I've only been watching since starting these Yearbooks.
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    One thing about Walton is that he was an ITV broadcaster with an assignment, not a Joint Promotions mouthpiece. Now it was obviously mutually beneficial for Walton to get the product over, but he didn't have the same obligations that guys like Ross and Monsoon did. Maintaining his own credibility, or even trying to effect change in what was broadcast, may have been a more important issue than it was for other wrestling announcers. Did the Japanese or lucha announcers ever do anything like that? I'm pretty sure most or all of them are also station employees as well (which is why as I'm watching the early-'90s stuff Dr. Morales is calling both CMLL and AAA, or how Ichiro Furutachi went from calling '80s NJPW to hosting a newspanel show).
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    Undertaker, bless him, stays in character for all this. Way to kill the atmosphere by having Shawn and Diesel pose in a photo together.
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    Part of a weird angle where Barry Horowitz, having gotten advice from Razor Ramon, took Jeff Jarrett to the limit during a squash and earned an IC title shot, only to get attacked by Bob Backlund and for Bob to suddenly sign the contract instead. Razor isn't happy about this.
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    It wasn't very long--Savage had the Slim Jim outfit by the summer. (Or as Heenan put it, "Snap Into It--you think that refers to his father's leg?")
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    Vader mercifully shoves Tenay out of the way before he can ruin another interview segment. Flair looks creepy as hell in eye shadow and nail polish. Buffer helpfully points out that this strap match is "sanctioned by WCW and the Mississippi State Athletic Commission." Way to sink the whole premise of the show, guys. This entire show needs to be mentioned among the all-time bait-and-switches, as they more or less promised a more violent, "adult" show, and ended up firing guys for blading and going to a wide angle on chair shots. This is objectively the second-finest strap match WCW held on PPV in the first half of the decade, but it's still a pretty terrible match. Somehow Flair works hotter sequences with the fucking Renegade outside than anything Hogan and Vader do. Both men liberally remove themselves from the strap, just because. Jimmy Hart shows up in tattered clothing, with no explanation after his disappearance was the running theme of the show the entire night. Hogan of course wins by dragging Flair to all four corners but gets double-teamed afterward, with Renegade "trying to get in the ring" sayeth Tony Schiavone. All for naught, as Hogan naturally makes his own comeback. Then some subterfuge involving Randy Savage disguised as a masked Arn Anderson--did the babyfaces just happen to have an extra black outfit with them? Arn gets embarrassed for the second time tonight after cutting such a gritty, realistic promo earlier. I can't say that this was BORING, though the some of the work approached it so the focus could be on Flair and Renegade. But man is this garbage.
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    Flair in a dress. That's all that needs to be said. Oh, and Schiavone declaring that since this is Uncensored, the match will continue, moments before Gary Capetski announces a disqualification. Oh, that WCW quality control.
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    This show had features and music videos before seemingly every match. Savage is then interviewed by a very stiff and uncomfortable Mike Tenay.
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    "Burn my face into your memory, it'll be there long as I want it to be." Great promo as usual, and you'd never think you were about to see this man with a bucket on his head selling for a Burgess Meredith ripoff.
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    These guys really do try hard under the circumstances, but there's only so much you can do when the highspots involve the truck turning or slowing down. There's an urban myth that the uncut, unchopped version of this is much better and it's kind of something the twisted side of me really wants to see. This is certainly an early sign of Bischoff not being afraid to fail in the most spectacular, ballsy manner possible as would become a regular feature on Nitros to come. Fare thee well, Dustin. As a pure worker you won't really be the same for another 19 years (!).
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    Douglas walks out on Cactus after an early argument when an overzealous Shane accidentally canes Jack. For a second I had hope that this stupid partnership was over with, but then Douglas is back minutes later. Dammit. He certainly acquits himself well in the match however, taking some sick bumps and working a shockingly effective FIP segment, though that's when the match really drags. Finally this picks up again when Cactus makes the save, and he and Douglas do a great spot with Douglas whipping Jack into the guardrail and flipping him into Sandman who's in the front row. Funk grabs a toolbox from under the ring and raises it over his head to use as a weapon, but the box opens and he knocks himself out with the tools. Funny spot if intentional (or if it wasn't, frankly). Overlong but pretty good, and the final payoff with the flaming branding iron sort of justified the length. Cactus goes down exactly when he should.
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    Terrific angle, the best one the Big Two have run all year, and the high watermark for the Dave Sullivan character. I mean that only half-jokingly. Vader hits an absolutely awesome top-rope splash, and things get so bad that Heenan "breaks character" and tries to pull Flair off. Everyone plays their roles here great, including Schiavone and Bockwinkel. Also a convenient way to get the US title off of Vader, who I can barely remember ever carrying the belt with him, much less defending it.
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    Barely 2 or 3 minutes of action but what they do is pure gold. Eaton finally getting a role again might be the best domestic wrestling story of the year to this point. Can't wait until we get to the Bluebloods vignettes.
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    Fun to see New Jack finally freaked out and out of sorts. New Jack vows that Undertaker won't get his hands on him, and brings out Killer Kyle to watch his back. Kyle has ditched his Big Bubba gear and actually SPEAKS. He quickly shows why he stayed silent for so long.
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    I don't quite get how Cornette can sign a match for Tracy Smothers, just like that. Cornette name-drops the mystery partner: The Undertaker. Quite a coup for Cornette, though I don't know if it was worth the payoff. Undertaker is offended by the Gangstas burying people with a flag, and plans to show them what a real burial is like. The "loser salutes the flag" stip is absolutely fucking abhorrent. For all the talk about how the Gangstas only represent themselves, SMW sure has gone out of its way to portray the entire Black community as heels and white southerners as babyfaces in recent weeks.
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    This feels like a Christopher heel turn, but he's still gladhanding with the fans. It's a good interview and good brawl, though. Christopher also makes fun of the Shriners in a funny moment--why IS every Shriner over 65, anyway? I want to see that pole match.
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