Death From Above

From the recap I read last night: "They went to Taz and Tenay, who narrated a full-length video package recapping all of the events from the PPV matches trying to stretch out the PPV. Taz encouraged people to watch Impact for fall-out from the Anderson-RVD match. Yes, watch the free TV show to figure out what viewers spent $35 on. Tenay and Taz signed off at 10:44 p.m. EST, one of the earliest PPV sign-offs in TNA history." (Edited out the extra match review bits. Too long, not relevant to the question.)

As I said after reading the show report... even TNA's spoilers wear me right out. I read them for comedy value but man alive. It's hard even making it through. That sounds like one hell of a PPV for all sorts of wrong reasons.

Hell you could almost take the words Stan Hansen out of that sentence and have it stand. I know at least a couple fans that would make the case. Though it wouldn't be my pick. Is really awesome though. Back in the days when I still did the rasslin' votes, this was what I had to say about this on the billionth rewatch or so. long assed ramble 4 U on the internet. If you want the tl;dr version, it says this match rules a lot and Stan Hansen's strikes make me giddy like a 14 year old girl for Justin Bieber. And I go overboard with hyperbole, because it's the internet, I'm a wrestling fan, and that's what you're supposed to do:

Sunny had that run of legit mainstream press that really stood out at the time, getting herself noticed on actual mainstream entertainment/gossip type shows for being one of the early internet celebrities. That really stuck out to me as totally unusual at the time. I think it came up in the 1996 discussions somewhere, but it was actually kind of weird Vince didn't do more with her to try and capitalize on that at the time. He certainly didn't repeat that in the future, anyway.

It's not just Youtube it's every comment section everywhere. I check out TSN for sports news and the HighStakesDB for high stakes online poker news daily and the comment sections there boggle all belief too (especially HSDB, TSN is comparatively civil and not quite as high on the absurdity scale although it isn't great either). People have opinions on the internets. That is what I've learned in about 12 years.

A Sheen/Tony Clifton tag team would get my money.

I really loved Flair/Garvin's Starrcade 87 match at least. Thought it was a real blast.

Except he's not a kid. But yeah... Misawa Fan has been a classic for years. John That dude jumping up and down is one of my 25 favourite things about wrestling ever.

Kane had the belt for like 24 hours once and his thing at the time was "that guy beneath Undertaker doing a soap opera evil brother angle". Goldust could have held the belt for a day I guess, though I would still say it was a longshot. I agree that he was never going to be a face of the company type.

You've been watching football on a different planet than I have. I've never seen a football player get carted/stretchered off the field without a round of applause, even if it's someone the locals despise.

This match would seriously be in my personal all time top 10. The whole thing to me is just the aura of what a "championship match" should feel like.

This is pretty much the definition of a nothing, "my turn, your turn" match. I'd have given it thumbs up as a TV main event. Maybe. But a Wrestlemania? XV was a disaster as an overall show. This main event was better than most of what was on it but that only raises it above "disaster" into "okay, they didn't screw up my turn, your turn".

It's not really news Dana White is full of shit, so it's not like I can say much about the Gretzky quote that doesn't write itself.

I don't, but I'm not that well versed on the backstage lore of WCW in that era because I didn't really "discover" them until the Monday night wars period, so I couldn't say if it's nonsense or a true story. Might be worth asking in the forum though, many here would be likely to know one way or the other.

Big bomb throwing. This is a week all about big bomb throwing. Jinsei Shinzaki vs. Mr. Gannosuke (FMW, 4/21/1998) Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlcOdRRml8U Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADY6cZJ-U4Q This is just a great bomb throwing festival between two guys with a long standing blood feud, who aren’t interested in dancing around, but instead a match where both guys are just playing for a KO from pretty much moment #1. Shinzaki is a guy that a lot of the time does a pretty stoic, very methodical gimmick, but Gannosuke is a guy where he pitches that out the window. Right off the bat he tries to jump Gannosuke in the aisle, which is a mistake as our good friend Kintaro Kanemura hammers him with a chair, then Gannosuke jumps him while he’s distracted. Team No Respect decide to go right for the kill, set up a table at ringside, and the two of them powerbomb Shinzaki off the apron through the table on the floor. Shinzaki juices, and Gannosuke spends the next little while working over the cut, smashing at it with part of the table, and attacking it with various strikes, trying to really bust him up. Eventually Shinzaki gets some control and tries to suplex Gannosuke right from in the ring out to the floor, which comes off looking sort of half botched, but it really still works for the story. I mean in a blood feud with two guys throwing bombs, trying to kill the guy by throwing him to the floor really shouldn’t always look that pretty anyway. Gannosuke gets back in the ring and when Shinzaki looks set to inflict more heavy damage, so how does Gannosuke respond? Punt him straight in the balls. This is a really simple match to understand and enjoy. Gannosuke then does one of his favourites, ripping off the Shinzaki praying power bomb for lots of booing, and a 2 count. Shinzaki is in a lot of trouble, so he says “fuck it” and fights fire with fire, and ends up punting Gannosuke in the sac right back, then hits that really cool standing backflip kick that no one else makes look as good, and then a really really nasty looking second rope double stomp. That shit had to hurt. Back and forth we go. Powerbombs. Knocked off the apron through a table. Big top rope move attempts, more powerbombs, big clubbing clotheslines, a crazy choke hold, more attempts to kick each other in the nuts. There’s really no matwork to be found in this at all, just two guys trying to knock each other out. The finish requires Shinzaki to dig deep into the well for an enhanced version of his powerbomb for a pin. This is not super long (though not really short either), but it’s just great. A really fun scrap with two guys looking for the KO at every single turn makes for an easy to enjoy ride. Tom “Z-Man” Zenk vs. Vader (World Championship Wrestling, Great American Bash 1990) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIZCmpWZmTc This was Vader’s WCW debut and is he ever a guy that is capable of making an impression in a big hurry. Z-Man is about as white meat babyface as you get, then you get Vader’s really out there entrance when he still had the giant headgear (with smoke), and you really have the impression where this is going but you want to see it anyway. The bell rings… and it’s just total carnage in there. I love a really good squash match, you can really tell the difference between one that worked and one that just filled time. This is one that worked. Vader walks in as a new guy in WCW, and walks out as a really scary motherfucker. Vader just destroys him with killer punches and forearms, the big splash in the corner, and a big clothesline. Zenk ends up on the entrance ramp and Vader just grabs him by the head with both hands and pulls him in over the top rope hanging him a few feet in the air. Zenk gets in a dropkick, but other than that it is all one way traffic and is over in a flash, he takes a military press, a huge elbow drop and the crowd has a buzz about them like “this guy isn’t here just to make up the numbers”. Vader gets in a couple more moves, then the big splash for the kill. The commentary does a good job selling this as an event worth paying attention to as well, so props to good ole’ JR. An amazing squash. You’ll see one thing like this a year, if you’re lucky. I love this match. Promo: Roddy Piper is ready to rumble. Just a little.

The only example I can think of in major north American sport of schedule manipulation directly for more games that draw ratings (meaning nobody counts Jets/Giants preseason football out of maybe a 100 mile radius on the east coast) is the NHL's concession to have the 6 Canadian teams play each other every year, regardless of who else they play from the other conference. Three teams are in each of the east and west, and under normal conditions they wouldn't play every year both home and away otherwise. And the only real reason every team in the east doesn't play every team in the west and vice versa every year is because so many of the eastern teams have much softer travel schedules and they like keeping it that way (the Bruins played something like 30+ games in a row last year without leaving the eastern time zone, for example). It's not an issue of nobody in New York caring about San Jose or Vancouver. Nobody in New York cares about Florida either, but they still play. In terms of "drawing power" the NHL would actually be thrilled to send Crosby for Pittsburgh and Ovechkin for Washington, and now Stamkos for Tampa Bay, to every single town. It would be much better business for them and they know it. All three of those stars happen, by luck and fortune, to currently play for eastern teams, so they aren't guaranteed to hit every west city each year. But the eastern teams will never go for it because it messes with their softer travel schedule. Teams like Boston or Carolina don't give a shit about the NHL trying to build overall drawing power using Crosby and Ovechkin and have no real desire to hit Anaheim and Vancouver every year. And conversely, nobody in Phoenix gives a shit if the New York Islanders come to town. So even though it would be the best thing for TV and local promotion when certain big names hit town, it won't ever happen.

MATCH OF THE WEEK (Which also happens to be on YouTube, hey ho): Jumbo Tsuruta vs. Rusher Kimura – 2 out of 3 falls (All Japan Pro Wrestling, 3/28/1976) Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmO5pJT8dZw Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqJDZb2hbnk...feature=related Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk5kRUC3WXQ...feature=related Hopefully a few things that I want to pull out of my own collection to talk about are on YouTube as well. Luckily this was, and it looks like a very recent addition. This is a personal favourite of mine and it was a lot of fun revisiting it once again. 1970’s wrestling is something I really developed more of an appreciation for the longer I’ve watched, and it’s something a lot of people have (somewhat understandably) slept on while looking at newer things. Rusher is a guy that isn’t really thought of as having that many memorable matches (though in fairness IWE where Rusher was top dog isn’t that well seen, though there’s little in his other work to suggest he was a regular great match guy), where as Jumbo was really well thought of from even the extremely early stages of his career. Put together they produced a pretty interesting and memorable clash. At the time, Rusher was the big star and focus guy in the IWE group, which was a smaller organization that was cross-promoting with All Japan. So this is something that had a real “big match” vibe around it at the time. You really get that sense of championship tension the whole time here, which adds a lot to the atmosphere. The first fall is mainly Rusher getting Jumbo into various basic holds, and Jumbo working out of them. A couple of times they get into slap and chop exchanges briefly but then get back into a hold. There’s an interesting vibe to things, where you get the idea story-wise that both guys would be happy to just brawl and beat on each other, but there’s a machismo factor of both guys wanting to outwrestle the other, so they keep trying to work holds instead. Late in the first fall though, both guys just can’t take it anymore and start throwing a few bombs, and eventually Rusher comes out on top with a vertical suplex for a first fall pin. The second fall starts out cautious again, as if both guys are wary of what the other is going to do next. You get the feeling both guys know if they start brawling it’s not coming back to civility, so instead they decide to stick to trying to outwrestle each other for now. Rusher starts working a headlock, but Jumbo eventually gets his way out of it by going to a kneebreaker. The crowd is really into it here, as there really is that big match atmosphere the whole way through. Jumbo works over Rusher’s leg for a while after this, before eventually the patern of the first fall repeats again. You get your moments of heated exchange between various holds. After a wrestling section, Rusher comes up swinging. This turns out to be a big mistake as Jumbo blasts him with a huge standing dropkick, and a couple of double arm suplexes later the match is tied at one fall each. This is one of the cool things about Jumbo in this period, is that he often would do matches where he mostly wrestles, but if people get him mad he can go into great outbursts that overwhelm opponents. The first two falls are satisfying and good, but the third fall is the real icing on the cake that satisfies what the first two have promised. This time very early Rusher refuses to make a clean break on the ropes, hitting a big chop instead. Jumbo returns the favor, and both guys have had enough feeling out and exchanging holds, its bomb throwing time. They end up out on the floor a couple of times, ramming each other into the ringpost and brawling around, just trading shots seeing who can last longer. Eventually they end up back in the ring and there’s a sequence of suplexes from each guy working nearfalls.. Eventually Jumbo tries to get Rusher for a German suplex, but Rusher manages to kick off the ropes, dropping both guys pretty hard while Jumbo hangs on. The ref counts three, and both guys think they’ve won. A lot of ring seconds and officials around as the referee trying to keep order declares it was a double pin in the third fall. Neither wrestler seems thrilled, there’s a staredown between each other before they start brawling again, and now you get over a dozen guys in the ring trying to separate them. Eventually things calm down and the two (with some prodding by the referee) agree to shake hands and accept the draw. This is a really enjoyable match against a more or less totally unexpected opponent. The first two falls are worked as more cautious traditional wrestling that both end in bigger, fast bursts, and the third fall works off those into a more heavy action conclusion. A lot of people have called this a one-man show, and although it’s true that most everyone is going to agree that Tsuruta is a much better wrestler than Kimura overall, Rusher does hold up his end of this battle. You won’t see a lot of Rusher matches that get talked about as top level stuff, but this is a wholeheartedly enjoyable big match between two guys that were definitely on for the day. Personally, this is one of my favourite matches from the time frame that I’ve seen. Just a really enjoyable top heavyweight clash. YOUTUBE MATCH OF THE WEEK: Steve Regal & Robbie Brookside vs. Jimmy Monroe & Dave Duran (World of Sport, 7/30/1988) Part 1: Part 2: YouTube is a real goldmine for all kinds of wrestling (among other things), but the general length of its videos probably suited best to shorter studio matches like this. Nice little studio tag match that like most studio wrestling moves fast to try and pack a lot of action in to a time frame that fits well for TV segments. It is fun seeing fiery young Steve Regal but you also need good heels to play off. Duran has some mean looking headbutts, in the first fall he hits both a nice flying one, and also a spot where he picks up Brookside straight from the mat with a choke then headbutts him in the temple. That’s a great little thing more heels should probably do, it looks really nasty. I like what Duran does here in general. A lot of really basic heel offense, but it all looks really good. Brookside looks a little raw here at a couple points (of course he could also probably pass for 14, talk about babyface), but overall it’s still a good little studio match where everyone gets to show what they can do and overall it’s perfectly enjoyable heels vs. young babyface tag action that does a good job getting the crowd behind the young guys. This is the kind of thing that doesn’t blow you out of your chair but you can watch a whole ton of because it is the meat and potatoes of what wrestling is all about. PROMO OF THE WEEK: One of my all time favourites seems like a good place to begin. Terry Funk shows you how to make friends when you visit Puetro Rico. (Not to be attempted on actual vacations to Puerto Rico.)

This is the Lawler/Kerry match where Kerry juices his arm, right? Lawler said in a shoot once (boy, there's a reliable start to a story...) that Kerry was so messed up backstage that he accidentally juiced his arm before the match with the razorblade taped to his finger, so they pretty much had to figure out a way to work the match where Lawler went crazy on the arm right away. It was a great match, if it's the one I'm thinking of anyway. Pretty sure it's that one. EDIT: Hah. One way or another we're on the right track here I guess.

Maybe he's like Homer J. Simpson and has a crayon stuck up his nose disrupting his brain function. It would explain a lot.

I know this has never really taken off here the way Loss probably hoped but... I'm going to give it a shot. Should be some actual wrestling content within a week or so. We'll see how long this lasts but hopefully I can have some fun with it.

I love professional wrestling. In the end that’s what it all boils down to for all of us into this crazy mixed up world, and I can’t think of a better statement to open this blog with. A lot of us have at one point or another taken a hiatus and yet we’ve come back, for one reason or another. But those four opening words hold true, at least to certain eras, or wrestlers, or matches, or crazy promos. And so I’m back to try this thing they call being a wrestling fan one more time. The last week or two has been the first time I’ve watched wrestling since June 13, 2009. For those of you who aren’t giant Japanese wrestling junkies, that was the day Mitsuharu Misawa died. I was a big fan of his; if you asked me to list my three favourite wrestlers of all time, I could answer without hesitation Jumbo Tsuruta, Stan Hansen, and Mitsuharu Misawa. It was the last straw at the time in a long, long line of straws that pile up if you really care about wrestling, and I’d had enough. It is one of the things you have to cope with as a long term, “smartened up” wrestling fan: this business does bad things to people’s lifespans. That’s an unavoidable truth. And that’s not even touching things like Kobashi having a bajillion surgeries on his knees, or Mick Foley’s mass herniated disks. I think I got to the point with wrestling where, for a while, when it came to so much stuff I should have been enjoying as a fan it became too morbid an exercise and it was just time to unplug and be done with it. I’m a very big football fan. It’s not exactly a sport that does a lot of good for your body in the end either. But somehow it was harder to reconcile with wrestling. I was sick of dead heroes, I suppose. I went out cold turkey and stayed out, I thought maybe for good. But, when you remember watching wrestling since literally your earliest memories of TV all the way through being a focus of the whole early phase of your life, shaking something off for good isn’t so easily done. It’s funny the things that can trigger a reaction. I have missed wrestling, to some small degree, but until all those recent theme music polls broke out at DVDVR I didn’t really have that much of an itch to do much about it. But then you start listening to those theme musics and they can’t help but bring back memories. Mostly good. So you start getting an itch. Then the match listing for the eventually forthcoming 1980’s All Japan set pops up. I look at that, and it’s a lot more than the start of an itch. It’s a real desire to watch this stuff, and enjoy the hell out of it at least one more time. There it is plain as day: Jumbo, Tenryu, Terry Funk, Stan Hansen, Flair, Misawa (even if his early stuff isn’t really what we remember most), that crazy great Killer Khan vs. Riki Choshu match, Furnas and Kroffat, and just a boat of awesome matches. Am I really going to say no to that? I don’t think so. If nothing else I just want to hear people in the Budokan chant along and go nuts for matches and generally make a mockery of that amazingly insane old talking point that “Japanese fans are quiet and sit on their hands, dontcha know”. People come up with some really weird shit when you leave them to their own devices. Anyway, I promise my other blog entries won’t look much like this one. Don’t worry, there will be plenty of match content forthcoming in my other posts. Mostly I am going to dig into matches from my own collection that I want to revisit, the wrestling I really love. That’s going to be mostly Japanese stuff, from the 1990’s or earlier (although for now I’m going to avoid All Japan of the 1980’s specifically so as to save that stuff for the forthcoming project on that front). True it’s been covered a lot. But this is my blog and if I want to help the glorious information overload on the internet, I will. I’m not that interested in new wrestling (I am 29 so in wrestling fan terms I am a GEEZER that remembers TAPE TRADING on GEOCITIES after all) and my itch for it is really to take a trip down memory lane with the stuff I love, see how it’s held up, maybe discover a hidden gem or two along the way. It won’t all be Japanese, because I do truly love good American wrestling too. I hate that stigma that loving Japanese wrestling means U HATE AMURRICA. Fuck that. What a lame talking point that always was. Rude vs. Steamboat Ironman, Wrestlemania X7, The Midnight Express, Ric Flair, The Royal Rumble, the Bill Watts Russian Flag angle, the random alternate universe of Bischoff-era WCW Saturday Night, Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin, Terry Funk getting kicked in the head by a horse on WCW Thunder… yeah. I could go on and on. There is a lot of stuff out there I love, from the sublime to the ridiculous. But to try and add a bit more and keep it from being too much of a niche I’ve also decided I’m going to dig into other things that will be new to me, usually I’m hoping something I can link to off of YouTube so we can all share the love (or INTERNET OUTRAGE) together. And I’m thinking about throwing in a “promo of the week” clip just for the hell of it, because that stuff deserves a lot of love too. Hopefully I can aim for one post a week, maybe one thing out of my own collection, something new to me off YouTube (I’m sensing the possibility of random Steve Regal, finally checking out Buddy Rose a bit more, and who knows what else), and a promo, which shouldn’t be terribly overwhelming for time, and hopefully some people enjoy it. Some time in the next few days I will get this started and I’ll try and keep it going as a weekly thing. A celebration of all the fun we have with this, and why no matter what flaws it has we still love pro wrestling.

99 was the last year I watched weekly TV regularly, giving up sometime near Wrestlemania. RAW was totally unwatchable. WCW I still watched a bit to the death, but even then I knew it was for comedy value.

Recalling back to the Highspots Jamie Dundee shoot, Jamie claimed they would have something like two "legit" groups of weirdos and one worked one on the show, usually putting the work up front since those people were the ones that were supposed to be the "good promos" that could carry a show, and that the fights were actually fights, just don't hit each other in the face (IIRC). Jamie said that when he was on, usually his story was a "real story" someone brought to them but they didn't want to deal with those actual people (weirdo out of prison pimping his little sister, or maybe it was his gf's little sister, but either way point made) so they'd dip into their pool of guys who could work a show to do those. There were probably a couple other details in there that have slipped my mind but that covers the bare bones basics I guess. All through the mouth of Jamie Dundee then run through my memory, so to be taken with a grain of salt I suppose.

I only read TNA's spoilers and even those wear me out.

Comparing Trekkies to RoH fans might be the most insulted I've felt on the internet in the last couple years.