Johnny Sorrow

It's something I grew up with and love, but this feels a little like cosplay .

I love that when Conrad brings up dirt sheet stuff that was wrong Arn just says "That's bullshit" and doesn't go into a boring diatribe that's a work like on Prichard and Bischoff.

Exactly. I get Omega trying to rile up the weirdos out there, but it's dumb. As you said, we're at a point where we can watch whatever we want, whenever we want. At least as far as cable/ satellite and streaming goes. Like Punk said, don't buy into the hype of two billionaires fighting, just watch both. There's going to be lots of folks here in the states who are going to start getting Smackdown for free, or on the most basic cable/ satellite plan. That's what interests me more than a "war". I don't watch a lot of football, but I did this past Sunday on FOX and, Holy Shit, they're promoting the fuck out of the Smackdown move. That's huge. Oh, and since NXT mid-carder Tye Dillinger is one of the AEW main guys? Maybe Omega should reconsider. Didnt Rollins tweet some similar bullshit a few months ago and was roasted? No matter who does it, it's lame.

Well, was the sweater cashmere? Cause that shit's expensive.

Hey, did I ever tell y'all about the time Parv rented out his flat as an Air BnB and he was shocked that people fucked in his bed and roasted chicken? And they fucked the chicken? No? Check out reruns of the Titans of Wrestling Show available on SoundCloud.

Hey, Parv played Chino in a production of West Side Story, so clearly he's an expert on Puerto Rican gangs.

Just this, and in no way am I defending either drunk driving or being one of these "WWE apologists" that keep being brought up that don't exist here. While he was drunk when Naomi was pulled over, I'm positive that was some profiling shit, and perhaps he got hot knowing that while drunk. We're in an age of black people getting killed for nothing during traffic stops. I'm not excusing his behavior, but I can see him thinking it'd be appropriate in his state to confront the cop about it, being a "celebrity ", and being angry about the current state of affairs. And that was the arrest Cena "rapped" about. Yet EVERY headline is "Second DUI". No, this was his first. The media is like me. Can't tell twins apart. And there's no such thing as" Alcohol rehab ", nor can an employer force someone to go. If you work at almost anywhere and you get enough DUI's to even lose your license? As long as you can still get to work and driving isn't part of your job, you don't get fired. Especially if you're an "independent contractor ". Driving fucked up is awful, and should be punished by the law to the fullest extent., but anyone who ever laughed or loved a story about old school guys "drinking two cases of beer while driving down the roads, talking about the business" needs to hush. I mean, you know Jericho is gonna get popped sooner rather than later on the road for AEW. Will the outrage be as loud here? I wonder.

It's gotta be killing you people that the most probable reason this turned up was Bruce Prichard. He's back and I'm sure they're making some WWE Network doc about his story I don't care about, so they went deep diving and found him ring announcing this show. Or it's just another "Hey, Holy shit. Look what we found!' moment that actually makes the most sense. My theory is complete nonsense. Hey, it's better than Bix's "It probably wasn't because of me mentioning it, but...yeah, it's cause of me." twitter gimmick.

"Guy attacks widow trying to rehabilitate name she owns for clicks" should be the fucking headline. It's fucking weak sauce. That bit on wwe.com was full of cool shots and quotes from lots of folks, including some wonderful pics of Pat Patterson with some young talent. So what if Dana fucking Warrior wore facepaint? Maybe she never liked her husband's hateful bullshit. Maybe she did at the time but has evolved. Maybe she wants to rehab the name she carries and own it for herself and what she believes. What a fucking non-story done only for clicks. Yuck.

Nevertheless, it's not like there's a guy handing out new names, or some weird random name generator. If it's left up to the performer, than the majority of the "blame" is on them for coming up with the names. And as bad as "Damien Priest" is, it's better than "Punishment Martinez".

Everything I've heard is that when they want guys to change their name, they ask the talent to come up with a list of names for themselves.

Hey, TK. Hang in there man. You're gonna be ok. Of course, heart surgery IS a convenient excuse to have watched this and post about it. Hmmmmmm...... Seriously, all positive energy your way, man.

Hey, I just read that Kenny Omega is better than Ricky Steamboat! Jesus fucking Christ.

Finlay sliced his leg in a match with Knobbs. The Formica table split and a shard tore his leg apart.

Actually, that was during a match in the ring after he went through a table. But it's easy to mix it up, since lots of other injuries did happen during the Junkyard thing.