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The Invisible Stan vs Invisible Man had better strikes.

Miz' father got the same bizarre orange tan on the cheeks. WTF.

I want to see Shane McMahon in Bloodsport next year.

Where did he win that trophy already ? .....

Shane O-Mac match ? POWER NAP incoming !!!!!

Torrie Wilson.

Agreed. Kinda makes me sad, I was such a huge Bret fan.

I just realized Billy Gunn is an AEW guy.

The asshole in me kinda wish someone would jump Bret *again*. You know, running joke and all.

WHAAAAAAAAAT ??????!!!!!!!!!

Tag match was the first exciting stuff on the card. Not even on the same galaxy as the NXT tag though. Am I alone thinking the Usos didn't bring much here ?

Since I've been using that cool video of Sheamus working out with Alexa Bliss for my abs routine, I actually like the guy. How fickle can I be ?

Ok, maybe now we can have a kick-ass match.

Lacy Evans walking was better than the previous two matches.

Nope. He probably peaked either twelve years ago or in NJ in the mid 00's. It still was a good match, but it was also a Randy Orton match.

Give them a break, they need to stay awake while Orton is making AJ Styles boring.

*groan*

Well, no, he's not.

You know how to make Styles vs Orton a time limit draw ? Make it a "Gay rights on a pole" match. No but really, Styles is a great worker. Too bad he's such a bigot. Orton... damn... I miss the maggots on the ramp.

Yeah, but come on, even for a short match : ball shot and three stomps ? It's like a Masao Orihara match from 2000. Hogan, now Lawler... ok...

Lesnar looked in tremendous shape. Complete waste of a match though.

So, I can hear the English feed too. Did they hire the ROH production team or what ? No shit. Hogan is teaching classes at the PC

Ok, nothing looks like anything you'd get in a boulangerie. Well, yeah, we're talking croissant and shit, that's how much this board cares about Seth Rollins, the architect of jerking the curtain.

Seth Rollins, *main eventer* LOL

Fuck me. Opening with Das Racist...