Matt D

The sentence "Brock Lesnar survived five superman punches and still delivered one of his own" is the worst wrestling related sentence I've heard in a while.

After seeing Nicholas, I think Samoa Joe should have just taken the Umaga gimmick.

They're never going to give Reigns a special entrance are they? I wish they'd at least give him that Shawn Michaels In Your House pyro.

Well, at least he's not failing remedial independent research. And that kid's not a TNA tag champ. It's all relative, I guess.

That kid is a tag team champion and my kid is failing GT Independent Research. I'm a failure as a parent.

You know, if it wasn't for the women's revolution, we could have had a nice three minute gimmick tag team divas match there. Women advance to the MOTN, tag team wrestling and mystery partners get set back twenty years. There's a cost to progress. There's always a cost.

I was kind of hoping he'd pick Stacey, personally.

He's not tall enough to reach the tag rope. WWE really did bribe the hell out of the athletic commission.

I think they've gotten out of control with this whole 205 Live thing.

This kid is no Robert Gibson out there. Doesn't even have a roving eye.

The kid's not even reaching. Dinosaur arms. Probably going to turn heel.

God dammit. Work the apron, you little snot.

He should have picked a beach ball.

This doesn't feel like a good use of our time on this planet.

I would have loved to be in the room when they explained this to Sheamus.

The facial reactions in the front row on the slow-mo of the low-blow were a+

Quick! Carmella can cash in on him!

My kid is so failing this class.

Nia crying would have been so much better if the announcers would have just shut up.

Back to reality here. I love the Bad News Bliss podium!

I'm checking back in for Bryan's entrance but then it's back to parenting. I've got to transcribe this interview my teenager did with some professor in the UK for his independent research project on teen depression so that he doesn't fail horribly. He was further in the hole than we thought. Wait, why is Vanguard 1 tracking Bryan?

Ok, I'm mostly back. So from what I can tell, the entrance was funny in a sort of "progression" way. Steph got a bike of her own and they got to share the harem this year. The crowd went nuts for Ronda punching Hunter a lot. And the Bludgeon Brothers had a fun entrance. Did I miss anything?

Work escalated. I'm trying to create enough distance to actually watch the Steph/HHH entrance. I've completely abandoned you guys for the match itself.

I'm getting some work done while this one is on. Multi-man matches for mid-level belts aren't my thing this year.

I like after a whole show of Cena reaction shots we got an Asuka reaction shot on Cena running.