Matt D

Braun is now the World's Most Dangerous Hillbilly Jim

That kind of happens every year? Except for XXX.

All I know is that she pushed that kid in front of her to be Braun's partner because she was afraid of Sheamus' hair. Also, here's the counterpoint to the realism bit. This is the best conversation anyone's had with a statue this year:

Well, as always, you guys are the best. I'd say "Let's not do this again next year" but we're doomed for the rest of eternity for making that monkey's paw wish back at Wrestlemania XX. More the fools are we.

Well, I know what all of us are doing in three years.

Remember the end to Warrior vs Macho at Wrestlemania VII where Savage hit the three elbow drops! No I'm not likening this to that. I just thing you guys would be happier if you remembered it right now.

What he really needs to do is the F6.

Brock's ear makes me wish for a world before HD.

They're trying to summon Cesaro.

My ability to suspend my disbelief seems somehow different?

The sentence "Brock Lesnar survived five superman punches and still delivered one of his own" is the worst wrestling related sentence I've heard in a while.

After seeing Nicholas, I think Samoa Joe should have just taken the Umaga gimmick.

They're never going to give Reigns a special entrance are they? I wish they'd at least give him that Shawn Michaels In Your House pyro.

Well, at least he's not failing remedial independent research. And that kid's not a TNA tag champ. It's all relative, I guess.

That kid is a tag team champion and my kid is failing GT Independent Research. I'm a failure as a parent.

You know, if it wasn't for the women's revolution, we could have had a nice three minute gimmick tag team divas match there. Women advance to the MOTN, tag team wrestling and mystery partners get set back twenty years. There's a cost to progress. There's always a cost.

I was kind of hoping he'd pick Stacey, personally.

He's not tall enough to reach the tag rope. WWE really did bribe the hell out of the athletic commission.

I think they've gotten out of control with this whole 205 Live thing.

This kid is no Robert Gibson out there. Doesn't even have a roving eye.

The kid's not even reaching. Dinosaur arms. Probably going to turn heel.

God dammit. Work the apron, you little snot.

He should have picked a beach ball.

This doesn't feel like a good use of our time on this planet.

I would have loved to be in the room when they explained this to Sheamus.