[1998-07-26-WWF-Fully Loaded] Sable and Jacqueline Bikini Contest

[Loss]

Talk about it here.

[Loss]

The video package before the "match" makes me happy because of all the awful insults that are so bad they manage to be good. Dustin leading the crowd in prayer before the match is perfectly timed. Jacqueline has a wardrobe malfunction. Lawler hosts and acts like he has never seen boobs before, as always. Sable has the handprints painted on her chest and no actual top. Sable sure likes being naked. Vince comes out to make Sable put on his blazer before escorting her away.

 

I am not the target audience for this.

[Zenjo]

I can see how this would have a lot of upside for the target demographic. Huge plastic titties defying the force of gravity. It's like they're made of stone. King has an indefatigable puppy love.

 

Even ECW stopped short of this. It's incredible how much the WWF had changed in a short span of time.

[soup23]

This is what it is. I honestly still have never thought the "hand prints" were as risque as WWF lore would have you believe and the exclusive footage of Sable wailing at the top of her lungs when Jacqueline comes in her dressing room does her no favors.

[PeteF3]

The opening video package is pure Springer and is the most entertaining part about this, though Dustin sure gives it the old college try himself. This...yeah, is what it is. It had greater effect when seeing boobs required real effort, especially for the Attitude Era's target audience. Sable's voice is still like nails on a chalkboard.

[Kronos]

Watching this now.

 

Dustin's prayer is so earnestly offered and creates such awkwardness, especially with Lawler. It's quite genius.

[BackToBionic]

The juxtaposition of Dustin's super earnest prayer with Jacqueline's nip slip really made me laugh.