Who is more Uso Crazy?

[Superstar Sleeze]

I asked the question, which Uso was better in my TLC recap post, but since it was buried in the middle of the long post, I figure I won't get many responses. However, my brother demanded to know which Uso was better and I can't think of a better place to ask than PWO!

I can't tell them a part so I can't help. I am pretty sure they are equal, but I don't know. Is there a designated FIP specialist and the other is the hot tag? Do they switch off? Does one have a better Rikisihi butt bump? Does one get more Uso Crazy than the other? Let me know!

[W2BTD]

I have no idea which one is which, and even if I could tell, there seems to be no appreciable difference between the two. I mean, if one was better than the other, we'd be able to tell them apart, no?

[Marty]

I could be wrong on this, but I figured since they started wearing facepaint that Jimmy always wears his face paint on the left side of his face (as in, our vantage point, so "our" left, his right) and Jey on the right side. I actually have an easier time telling them apart than, say, Los Matadores.

[Kil]

Does one have a better Rikisihi butt bump?

 

Umaga. That's Umaga's move they use, not Rikishi's, no matter what Michael Cole wants you to believe.

 

But no, I can't them apart at all.

[C.S.]

They are actually fraternal twins, not identical. It's easier to tell them apart in backstage/interview/Total Divas type settings, but in the ring, in motion, it's damn near impossible.

[Johnny Sorrow]

The special on them that's on the network is really good , by the way.

[Blehschmidt]

I will second the network special being really good. Although the only difference I can find, is that one seems to shave his goatee a little different than the other one.

[Yo-Yo's Roomie]

I have seen people say Jimmy is better. I think he's the slightly bigger one.

[Superstar Sleeze]

Does one tend to be the FIP and the other hot tag? Or do they switch off?

[Big Rob]

I've seen both of them perform FIP and the hot tag, it's not like one is Morton and one is Gibson in each match. I really couldn't split them apart in terms of talent, they're both really good.