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Loads of Dusty speak

will be in my head at work

son of a plumber man

5-7-6

 

Watched Jumbo/Tenryu 04/90

Not bad but 80's bouts were better

I won't be reviewing it

8-9-7

 

Started watching Flair/Jumbo 2/3 falls 08/06/82

Watched it with my dinner but when my dinner finished

Turned it off in the 1st fall when Jumbo locked the Boston Crab

17-11-15

 

Triple H owns

Shawn Michaels is far from bald

DX > *

4-7-?

 

Bald or otherwise

He still looks like a woman

Why won't he go away?

5-7-6

 

Haikus tend to go

5-7-5 syllables

Some people should know

Right you are Marty

The words that you see below

Are not a haiku

 

Watched the Hall Of Fame

Sherri is a wild girl

What a freakin' drunk

5-6-5

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Haikus tend to go

5-7-5 syllables

Some people should know

Right you are Marty

The words that you see below

Are not a haiku

 

Watched the Hall Of Fame

Sherri is a wild girl

What a freakin' drunk

5-6-5

SHER-RI-IS-A-WI-LD-GIRL = 7

 

:)

 

(I believe they can go less than 7 though. Just couldn't write it in a haiku, nor am I going to try at this hour of the night.)

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