spaldoni Posted August 30 Posted August 30 Loved the magazine format to catch us all up. I give SMW a lot of credit. They did hold their own with the WWF. It was great seeing Rich and Lawler go at it one more time. Icing on the cake was watching the Funks and Freebirds brawl. Les and Dutch were really on their A games tonight. Commentary mixed in with the matches was very creative Mr. Perfect has arrived and I know he'll be knocking on Gordy's door real soon. Bullet Bob really scored signing Hennig. Is it me or is Hayes more enthusiastic about a Freebird reunion than Gordy. Bundy's also a serious threat to Gordy Sherri's having a hard time just getting her team in public If he can't get Terry, Murdoch's a pretty good runner up. I wonder how Gordy feels about all this. He's got enough on his plate with all the challengers lining up for his title. Can the DWBs bring Wright the happiness he so badly wants Tremendous job setting up the Southern Title match between Garvin and Fuller. Absolutely brilliant Chaos was exactly the way to end tonight's show. There was a lot of tension and things needed to burst Will Sherri ever get her team to SMW? These guys must be as good as Sherri brags about. Great week. SMW is really clicking.
kevinmcfl Posted Friday at 02:20 AM Author Posted Friday at 02:20 AM Episode #21 September 5, 1991 WBIR-TV (Channel 10-Knoxville) Syndicated across Eastern Tennessee, Kentucky and Western North Carolina Les Thatcher: Welcome wrestling fans, coming to you from Knoxville Auditorium Studio for Smoky Mountain Wrestling… wrestling the way it used to be and wrestling just the way you like it. I’m Les Thatcher along with “Dirty” Dutch Mantel and we are just over a week from the big event in the Knoxville Civic Center where there will be a triple main event!! The Smoky Moutain Tag Title will be on the line as Shawn Michaels and Jeff Jarrett will have their hands full with the Dirty White Boys, Dory Funk Jr. and his new tag team partner, Captain Redneck Dick Murdoch will face the reunited Freebirds, Michael Hayes and Smoky Mountain Champion Terry Gordy and let’s not forget the title match that is over 12 years in the making as the Southern Champion, “The Tennessee Stud” Robert Fuller faces Rugged Ron Garvin. Dutch Mantel: Wow…. It never ceases to amaze me… Smoky Mountain Wrestling Commissioner Bob Armstrong doesn’t give his top wrestler a match! Les: And who might that be? Dutch: Me you idiot Les: Well Dutch, you will be in action that night as you will be facing “White Lightening” Tim Horner. Dutch: Well, all I can say is that White Lightening is going to be Black and Blue. Les: We will have to wait and see but let’s get to today’s show and what a show it is going to be. We will have “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig in action tonight against the double tough Tracy Smothers. Tim Horner will be back in action tonight. Tommy Rich and Brad Armstrong will tag up to square off against the Hustler Rip Rogers and “Gentlemen” Ken Timbs. Ron Garvin will have, what he hopes is a tune up for his Southern title match, against the Mighty Yankee and in a main event tonight, we have a big one as Terry Gordy defends his Smoky Mountain title against Irwin R. Schyster. Dutch: Ohhhh, your girlfriend is here!! Les: Dutch, I’m a married man. Dutch: Married maybe… man, not that’s a question. Les: Can I continue… Dutch: If you must. Les: Never mind, let’s just get to the ring. Match #1: Curt Hennig vs. Tracy Smothers LES: Mr. Perfect, Curt Hennig been running his mouth since the day he arrived in this territory, but he's about to find out that Smoky Mountain Wrestling has some very talented athletes. Tracy Smothers is one double tough wrestler. DUTCH: Les, Tracy Smothers has about as much of a shot of beating Mr. Perfect as you do. LES: All I'm telling you is that Tracy Smothers is one of the finest young competitors we've got here. He's one-half of the Wild Southern Boys, he's quick, he's tough, and he's beaten some very good men. DUTCH: And none of that matters! This is Curt Hennig. As for the match, Smothers comes out aggressively, circling Hennig before locking up. Tracy catches Hennig with an arm drag and immediately follows with another. The crowd cheers. Smothers backs Hennig into the corner and fires off several punches. Hennig covers up before suddenly raking Smothers across the eyes. Hennig takes control, driving Smothers into the turnbuckles. He methodically works over Tracy, delivering a series of crisp right hands and a knee to the midsection. Smothers tries to fight back but to no avail. Hennig immediately grabs him from behind. Hennig lifts Smothers into position. DUTCH: PERFECT-PLEX! LES: Oh no! Hennig executes the Perfect Plex. He bridges perfectly as the referee counts. ONE! TWO! THREE! DUTCH: Mr. Perfect wins! LES: Curt Hennig has defeated Tracy Smothers, and I'll tell you what, Dutch—he made that look far easier than I thought he would. DUTCH: Because I told you exactly what was going to happen! LES: Tracy Smothers is a tremendous competitor, but tonight he simply got caught. That Perfect Plex is an impressive maneuver. DUTCH: Caught? Les, he got destroyed! LES: I wouldn't go that far. DUTCH: I would! Somebody better tell the rest of these Smoky Mountain wrestlers to stay home when Curt Hennig is in town! Hennig stands in the middle of the ring, arrogantly brushing imaginary dust from his shoulders while looking down at Smothers. POST-MATCH INTERVIEW Hennig has a smug grin on his face Les: Curt Hennig, an impressive victory over Tracy Smothers tonight. Your thoughts? HENNIG: My thoughts? (Hennig laughs) My thoughts are that I'm starting to wonder where all the talent is around here. I was told Smoky Mountain Wrestling was supposed to be full of tough competition. I was told there were some great athletes down here. Well, I've been here for a few weeks now, and I'm still waiting. Tracy Smothers? He's supposed to be one of the top guys? I just beat him without breaking a sweat. I've competed against the best in this business, and believe me, Smoky Mountain Wrestling hasn't shown me anything yet. So let me make something perfectly clear: Curt Hennig isn't here to become another wrestler in the Smoky Mountain Wrestling roster. I'm here to become the Smoky Mountain Champion. And whoever is holding that championship better start worrying. LES THATCHER: Well, Mr. Hennig, you may want to listen up because he's going to get plenty of competition this week at the Knoxville Civic Center. Curt Hennig will be in action against Brad Armstrong! DUTCH: Brad Armstrong isn't competition for Curt Hennig. LES: Oh, really? DUTCH: He's an Armstrong. He’s a stepping stone! HENNIG: Brad Armstrong? Brad Armstrong is supposed to stop me? That's funny. Very funny. Armstrong, when you step into the ring with Mr. Perfect...you're stepping into the ring with the future Smoky Mountain Champion. LES: Well, there you have it. Curt Hennig certainly has confidence—and plenty of arrogance to go with it. COMMERCIAL BREAK We see, RON WRIGHT, in his wheelchair along with the Dirty White Boys and IRS LES: Ladies and gentlemen, we're back here on Smoky Mountain Wrestling television, and I've got to tell you, as much as I don’t like Ron Wright, he has gotten his men in position to win the two titles here in Smoky Mountain Wrestling. First, tonight it will be Irwin R. Schyster taking on Terry Gordy tonight for the Smoky Mountain Title and then this Saturday night at the Knoxville Civic Center, the Dirty White Boys will get their opportunity to take the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Championship away from Shawn Michaels and Jeff Jarrett! RON WRIGHT: Les Thatcher, I want you to listen to me real careful now, because I'm fixin' to tell you something that every man, woman and young'un in the state of Tennessee oughta hear. All I've ever done... ALL I'VE EVER DONE... is try to do the right thing. I've tried to help people. I've tried to give these wrestlers a chance. I've tried to make an honest dollar in this business. And what do the people of Tennessee do? They turn their backs on me! They point their fingers at me! They laugh at a Christian man who's been sittin' in this wheelchair, unable to walk, unable to work like a man oughta work, unable to earn the money that I deserve! LES: Ron, you've blamed practically everybody for your condition— RON: You hush up now, Les! I'm talkin' about the truth! Who could look at an old mountain man like me and treat him the way these people have treated me? DUTCH: Nobody with a conscience, Ron. RON: That's exactly right, Dutch. But I'm here to tell you something tonight. My men are finally gettin' what they deserve. Irwin R. Schyster is gonna put a stop to Terry Gordy once and for all! Because everybody knows what's goin' on around here! Terry Gordy and Michael Hayes are obviously part of that organized crime that's runnin' rampant through these parts! LES: Now, come on! RON: Don't you "come on" me! That organized crime is the reason I've been stuck in this wheelchair for so long! It's the reason I can't get out there and earn the money that belongs to me! He’s been a stealin the money that these fans have been sending me each week. And Terry Gordy is gonna find out today that you don't cross Ron Wright and get away with it! IRWIN R. SCHYSTER: You know, Ron Wright is absolutely correct. Terry Gordy has been living off his reputation for far too long. He's been allowed to walk around here pretending to be some kind of hero. Well, Saturday night I'm going to expose him. I'm going to take Gordy, and I'm going to break him down piece by piece. Michael Hayes can’t save him. And when that bell rings, the only thing Gordy is going to understand that everyone must pay the Tax Man … and he will pay with the Smoky Mountain Title. LES: Let's talk about the Tag Team Championship match. Dirty White Boys, you've got Shawn Michaels and Jeff Jarrett this Saturday night. The champions have defeated some very good teams to hold those titles. DIRTY WHITE BOY #1: Yeah, Les, they have beaten some good teams. I'll give 'em that. They've got speed. They've got those fancy moves But they've never faced anything like the Dirty White Boys. DIRTY WHITE BOY #2: That's right! Saturday night they're gonna be fightin' the Dirty White Boys! There's a difference! We're not comin' to Knoxville to have a wrestling match with those two pretty boys. We're comin' to destroy 'em! DUTCH: That's what I've been saying! Michaels and Jarrett have had a nice little run as champions but they are outclassed now.! Les: Let’s get back to the ring Match #2 Ron Garvin vs The Mighty Yankee Garvin is just pummeling The Mighty Yankee as Dutch is going wild at the tactics of Garvin but Les seems to ignore it all. Wrestling is funny how the babyfaces are so tough when they stomp and punch away at their opponents but the heels are criminals when they do it. Anyway, Garvin tosses the Mighty Yankee out onto the floor but doesn’t follow him to the floor. The camera picks up the Mighty Yankee rolling under the ring but when he reemerges something is different. He is much taller and seems to be thinner. Garvin doesn’t notice. WHAM… shoulder to the gut of Garvin by the “Mighty Yankee” The Mighty Yankee now enters the ring and is pounding away on Garvin. Wait… another Mighty Yankee appears… also taller and from the other side of the ring and they do quite a number on Garvin they are beating him from pillar to post. Garvin begins to show a little blood on his head but the attack continuous! Finally, Tommy Rich and Brad Armstrong hit the ring and the “Mighty Yankees” exit stage left. As Rich and Armstrong tend to Garvin, The Mighty Yankees who are out on the floor take off the masks and we see that it is The Tennessee Stud Robert Fuller and his cousin Jimmy Golden! Even though both are no strangers to Knoxville, Les makes it clear who they are and that they are here for one reason… to hurt Ron Garvin before the Southern Title Match this week in Knoxville!! Dutch says Garvin and Commissioner Bob Armstrong got exactly what they deserved as Garvin has no right to a Southern Title Match and that Armstrong had no right taking the Fuller’s to court over a title he has no jurisdiction over! We see Tommy Rich and Brad Armstrong help Ron Garvin out of the ring where he goes right to the podium and is all fired up. Ron Garvin Robert Fuller… you coward! You come here with your inbreed cousin and think the two of you can stop me from getting in the ring with you this Saturday for a title Ive been waiting 12 years to get back. (Garvin rubs the blood on his forehead) You two think this hurts… you think I’m afraid of a little blood! Think again Fuller. This Saturday night …. There will be more blood. Maybe mine. Maybe yours but one thing is for sure… There will be another Southern Champion! As the trio walks off, Les thanks Tommy and Brad for their help out there and promises the fans that they will see these two a little later on in the show. This seems to upset Dutch again. COMMERCIAL Bob Armstrong is with Les and Dutch for a big announcement. BOB ARMSTRONG: Smoky Mountain Wrestling is heading to the campus of Eastern Kentucky University in Richmond, Kentucky, to the Alumni Coliseum for the …. Battle of Kentucky on Saturday, September 26! And we've got something special planned. There will be an eight-man, single-elimination tournament. Eight men will begin the night. One man will walk out the winner. And that winner gets five thousand dollars—and a future shot at the Smoky Mountain Heavyweight Championship! We'll also have a Smoky Mountain Tag Team Championship match that night, and I can promise you there will be plenty more announcements concerning Battle of Kentucky in the weeks ahead. LES: Five thousand dollars and a future title shot! That's going to bring out the very best competitors in this territory. DUTCH: Or the very dirtiest. LES: Speaking of competition, let's get to the ring. Match #3: “White Lightning” Tim Horner vs. “Bad Boy” Billie Black. Horner controls the early action with crisp wrestling, taking Black down repeatedly. Billie Black attempts to slow the pace with cheap shots, but Horner keeps coming back. LES: This is what Tim Horner does better than almost anybody. He makes you wrestle. DUTCH: And that's the problem with wrestling. Eventually somebody gets tired of it and starts fighting. LES: That's usually when you get in trouble. Horner catches Black with a rolling cradle and scores the three-count. Suddenly, King Kong Bundy storms toward the ring. LES: Wait a minute! What's Bundy doing here? Did you have something to di with the Dutch. Bundy enters the ring and blasts Horner with a massive Avalanche in the corner. LES: Good Lord! Bundy hits Horner with a second Avalanche! DUTCH: That's what you call making an impression! LES: There's no reason for this! Bundy backs Horner into the corner one more time and crushes him with a third Avalanche! LES: THREE AVALANCHES! Somebody get help! Officials rush toward the ring as Bundy finally leaves. LES: Dutch, I'm going to say something that everybody watching this program already knows. King Kong Bundy is your man … and you were supposed to face Tim Horner this week in Knoxville. DUTCH: All coincidence. Anyway, Bundy is his own man plus…. Now it looks like I now have a date with a pancake. LES: I don't believe in coincidences like this! BOB ARMSTRONG: Dutch Mantel! Get back over here and you listen to me. Dutch reluctantly turns towards Bob. BOB: I saw what happened, and I've got the same suspicions Les Thatcher has. I believe you had something to do with that attack! DUTCH: Commissioner, I had absolutely nothing— BOB: Save it! I've been told Tim Horner may be out of action for some time because of what just happened tonight. BOB: Now, Dutch, I know you're probably pretty happy about that because you were scheduled to face Tim Horner in Knoxville next week. DUTCH: Well, Commissioner, if the man's injured, that's not my fault! BOB: You're right. It's not your fault that he's injured. But it IS my decision who you wrestle. DUTCH: Wait a minute— BOB: Next week in Knoxville, Dirty Dutch Mantel will wrestle Stunning Steve Austin! [Huge crowd reaction.] DUTCH: WHAT?! BOB: You heard me. DUTCH: You can't do this! I'm a commentator! BOB: Stop playing both sides of the fence. Next week, you're a wrestler. DUTCH: I protest! BOB: Protest denied. LES: Dutch Mantel has just gotten a taste of his own medicine! DUTCH: This isn't over, Thatcher! COMMERCIAL Dory Funk Jr. and Dick Murdoch are seated at the interview area. LES: Fans, the West Texas Outlaws are with us. Dory Funk Jr. and Dick Murdoch have a bit of a grudge to settle next week in Knoxville against the Freebirds. DORY FUNK JR.: Michael Hayes has done a lot of talking. DICK MURDOCH: Too much talking! DORY: Next week, we're going to shut that talking down. MURDOCH: The Freebirds may think they're tough. They may think they're untouchable. But they've never been in the ring with the West Texas Outlaws! DORY: Next week, Michael Hayes is going to find out that words don't hurt us but we do hurt sissy boys like him. MURDOCH: Can’t wait to see that hair of his go flying back after a Texas right hand whacks the smile off his face. DORY: Terry Gordy… sorry but you are guilty by association. My brother didn’t have a problem with you. I didn’t have a problem with you but your so-called Freebird Brother… Michael Hayes… No we got a problem with him. We're coming to Knoxville to destroy the Freebirds. MURDOCH: And if Hayes wants to run his mouth afterward, it might be a bit hard with a broken jaw! Match #4: TOMMY “WILDFIRE” RICH & BRAD ARMSTRONG vs. “THE HUSTLER” RIP ROGERS & “GENTLEMAN” KEN TIMBS The heels spend much of the match using every shortcut available. Rogers distracts the referee while Timbs attacks Armstrong from behind. Rich eventually gets the hot tag and cleans house. LES: Look at Tommy Rich! He's had enough! Rich and Armstrong work together, but Rogers and Timbs continue their cheating. Late in the match, Timbs attempts another illegal maneuver. Armstrong catches him and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. LES: Armstrong caught him! DUTCH: That wasn't very gentlemanly. LES: Neither was what Timbs was doing! BRAD ARMSTRONG: You know, next week in Knoxville, I've got a match against a man who calls himself “Mr. Perfect.” Well, Curt Hennig can call himself whatever he wants. I've heard all about how perfect he is. I've heard about how he's better than everybody else. But I've never backed down from a challenge in my life. And I'm not starting next week. Curt Hennig, you're coming to Knoxville looking for a fight? You've got one. BRAD: You can bring the attitude. You can bring the confidence. You can even bring that perfectplex. But when that bell rings, you're going to find out that Brad Armstrong doesn't scare easily. See you in Knoxville! COMMERCIAL Smoky Mountain Tag Team Champions Shawn Michaels and Jeff Jarrett walk to the interview area carrying the championship belts. LES: There they are, your Smoky Mountain Tag Team Champions—TNT, Shawn Michaels and Jeff Jarrett. DUTCH: Two kids with championship belts. SHAWN MICHAELS: That's right, Dutch. Kids. Too small. Too young. That's what everybody said. JEFF JARRETT: Everybody doubted us. They said we couldn't hang with the bigger teams. They said experience would beat youth. They said we'd never become champions. SHAWN: But here's what happened. We won. JEFF: And then we won again. SHAWN: And we're still holding these belts. SHAWN: Next week in Knoxville, we've got the Dirty White Boys. They're big. They're rough. They're mean. JEFF: And they probably think they're going to take these championships away from us. SHAWN: But we've heard that before. JEFF: So have we. SHAWN: The Dirty White Boys can bring everything they've got. Because next week, TNT is going to do what TNT has always done. BOTH: WIN! DUTCH: You boys better enjoy those belts while you can. SHAWN: Dutch, you seem to forget something. You're wrestling Stunning Steve Austin next week. JEFF: I'd worry about yourself. [Dutch looks irritated.] LES: Fans, we are joined by the Freebirds, Michael Hayes and Terry Gordy. And Michael Hayes, next week you face the West Texas Outlaws. MICHAEL HAYES: Les, let me tell you something. Everybody keeps talking about next week. Dory Funk Jr. Dick Murdoch. The West Texas Outlaws. Well, they better understand one thing. This ain't Texas. This ain't the place where they can walk in here and run over the Freebirds. This is Smoky Mountain Wrestling. And wherever the Freebirds go, the Freebirds take over! HAYES: Have we've been stopped before? No! Have we been beaten before? No! Have we been chased out of town? No! So why in the world would anybody believe that Dory Funk Jr. and Dick Murdoch are going to be the first two men to stop us? They won't! Because next week in Knoxville, the West Texas Outlaws are going to find out what everybody else already knows. Freebirdmania Rules! We'll run right through Dory Funk! We'll run right through Dick Murdoch! And when the dust settles, Michael Hayes and Terry Gordy will still be standing with all the pretty girls from Tennessee who will be volunteering their …time with us. LES: Terry, you've also got Irwin R. Schyster coming up tonight. TERRY GORDY: That's where my focus is. IRS is a different kind of wrestler. He's smart, he's technical, and he's got that bad man Ron Wright in a wheelchair in his corner. But IRS better watch himself. Because tax men in these parts of the country? They've been known to have short life spans. MAIN EVENT: SMOKY MOUNTAIN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH TERRY “BAM BAM” GORDY (C) with Michale Hayes vs. IRWIN R. SCHYSTER with Ron Wright Ron points toward Hayes. RON WRIGHT: That man doesn't have a manager's license! He can't be at ringside! HAYES: Fine! I'll watch from right here with Les! As for the match, Gordy uses his power early, but IRS surprises him with technical wrestling, holds and counters. LES: IRS is wrestling a very smart match. DUTCH: He's not trying to outmuscle Gordy. He's trying to outthink him. IRS repeatedly targets Gordy's leg and uses every opportunity to bend the rules. LES: He's also using some questionable tactics. DUTCH: Questionable to you. Brilliant to me. Gordy begins to fight back. He catches IRS with a series of hard shots and takes control. LES: Now we're seeing the Terry Gordy that became Smoky Mountain Champion! Gordy pounds IRS from corner to corner. Ron Wright begins shouting instructions. RON: IRS! Get up! Get up! DUTCH: Ron Wright is earning his money tonight. Gordy hits IRS with a tremendous clothesline. LES: IRS is in trouble! Gordy whips IRS into the ropes. LES: Gordy setting him up! Gordy lowers his shoulder, preparing to drive IRS down with the spear— HAYES: COME ON, TERRY! Hayes suddenly moves toward ringside and grabs the top rope. LES: Wait a minute! [Hayes pulls the top rope down.] IRS goes sailing over the ropes and crashes to the floor. LES: HAYES PULLED DOWN THE ROPE! Referee immediately calls for the bell. RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match by disqualification—Irwin R. Schyster! LES: IRS wins by disqualification, but Terry Gordy RETAINS the Smoky Mountain Championship! LES: Look at Gordy's face! He doesn't look happy at all! DUTCH: Hayes just saved his friend from losing the championship. LES: Or he cost Gordy the chance to beat IRS decisively! [Hayes retrieves the championship belt and tosses it into the ring.] HAYES: Terry! Get your belt! [Gordy catches it.] HAYES: Come on! Let's go! [Gordy stares at Hayes for a moment, then looks down at the championship.] LES: I'm not so sure the Freebirds are all on the same page after what we've just witnessed. LES: Well, fans, we've seen a lot tonight but if your anywhere near Knoxville next Saturday night, get yourself a ticket to the Civic Center. It is sure to be a great show. I'm Les Thatcher. Until next time, So long from the Smoky Mountains!
ErictheDragon Posted Friday at 07:07 AM Posted Friday at 07:07 AM Hennig had a relatively easy match against Smothers, let's see if Brad can give him a challenge. The Stud Stable pull off le switcheroo and put a beating on Garvin. The Bullet announces SMW's next big event, the Battle for Kentucky. 5 grand and a SMW title shot are certainly gonna have people tripping over themselves to get into that tournament. Good News, Dutch doesn't have to face Horner next week. Ba News, he's in there with Austin. Okay, Hayes is seriously not picking up in the pretty clear signals Gordy is sending out.
spaldoni Posted Sunday at 12:22 AM Posted Sunday at 12:22 AM Man, the promos were top notch tonight. Great job capturing all the different personalities. Hennig's win over territory favorite Smothers was damn impressive. We'll see if he can do the same to Armstrong Wright's men are ready to take all the gold Loved the masked angle with Fuller and Golden. This puts even more heat on Fuller's title bout with Garvin Dutch thought he had a way out with Horner but it backfires in a big way because he's got Austin now. Bundy's in beast mode right now Armstrong and Rich will always give these fans something to cheer about Not sure Gordy's happy about Hayes being here. He costs him the match and also made enemies with Funk and Murdoch. The commentators are such a huge part of the show and really hyped up the upcoming events well.
Control21 Posted Sunday at 07:57 PM Posted Sunday at 07:57 PM I'm enjoying the new format. The focus on the commentators telling the action and the story makes transporting you to the place and time so much easier, especially for a show like SMW.
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