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Considering how universally loved Schiavone seems to be, this clearly seems like TK busting balls.

Funny how the actual chamber matches on paper look like the weakest ones on the card. The mixed tag is gonna rule just for the Beth/Rhea parts, Brock and Bob are gonna probably have another fun BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT match, and of course Sami. I suppose the women's chamber match actually has some intrigue too since it seems Asuka might finally snap and murder everyone.

The punchline here for those who didn't click through to read the replies is that Drew Barrymore would have been around 16 in 1991. Hopefully ol' Todd here was too.

I'm glad Saraya was able to resume her career and I hope she's having fun, but she seems to be like 25% the wrestler she was before.

Legends

I think some people with not enough to do with their free time are listening to Dave making multiple comment about Tony "needing to make a decision" about Punk in the sense it wasn't the done deal everyone seemed to think that he was gone, and assuming that means the Elite is gonna bolt. As mentioned before, I don't see Kenny ever wanting to go to WWE. I suppose he would get more creative freedom under Hunter than Vince, but I get the impression anything short of "do whatever you want" will make him happy. On the other hand, I could easily see the Bucks doing a "get a stupidly big WWE deal before you call it a career" at some point.

I keep seeing people say the crowds are "clamoring" for Sami and KO to reunite, and while I'm not saying it's not going to get a huge pop, it seems what the crowds are really clamoring for is the beloved babyface to slay the unbeatable monster who's treated him like shit. The whole idea of "well Sami and KO reuniting is going to get over so it doesn't matter if we waste this super over babyface" seems odd to me. Plus in kayfabe it really makes no sense for Sami to want to reunite since KO's been a dick who's turned on him . Him teaming back up with KO is almost a 90s Sting stupid trusting babyface move.

Roxxane's stupid arm floofies always come off mid match and seem like they would be annoying to work with.

Poor Hank, got dumped on Valentine's Day

Meiko as the pissed off mom about to beat everyone's ass is awesome.

Tiffany Stratton reminds me of a character from GLOW, and I mean that as the highest compliment.

Thea Hale is actually kind of great when you remember she was in high school last year.

everytime they show Apollo writing n his book, I lowkey hope they give him a Death Note gimmick

Fallon Henley's so good at being the wingman she can't even bear cockblocking her bro just when he's about to lose his virginity.

those tiny ass Dragon Lee tights and no kneepads 100% make Bate look like he's wrestling in his underwear

Grayson Waller is such an amazingly great arrogant douchebag in that "I would pay to see him get his ass beat" way.

I could see him (at least initially) doing what Ibushi is apparently doing and just checking off bucket list stuff before settling down. Or maybe he signs something with Impact for a baseline paycheck and does other indies for shits and giggles. If he just wants to get the most money, I would think WWE would probably overpay just to make sure AEW doesn't get him. Hunter's a body guy yeah, but deep down he knows when someone is money and to not let the other guys get them without a fight.

After struggling to make babyfaces post John Cena, the idea that they somehow ass-backwarded their way into having two red hot ones and it's still not a given they both won't once again do the Beloved Babyface Comes Up Just Short deal is just depressing. 9/10ths of the reason WWE can't make babyfaces anymore is once someone starts to get hot, they have to be constantly geeked out for weeks/months to get the HEAT until no one gives a shit about them anymore.

Waiting all the way to August for Roman/Sami would be missing the peak on a hilarious level tho.

lol Seth getting all Serious Mode while wearing literal clown boots

I suppose when you swing for the fences as hard as he does fashion wise, you're bound to miss a couple.

could the ring even handle that much MEAT at one time?

Plus size model Otis fuck yes

Intentionally or not, it sends the subtle message "hey this goofball got lucky vs Roman, why not Sami?"

Cody, Sami, and Paul out here every show hitting fucking home runs, goddamn.