Timbo Slice

Will having Asperger’s is a new one to me.

I need Ospreay to stay as far away from this as possible with his ignorance and him blacklisting a woman from wrestling because she had the temerity to accuse one of his boys of sexual assault.

Man, there has been some ass showing on here the last few days and it’s not a good look for some folks.

Setup for next week looks damn near impeccable. The continued rise is just so fun to watch.

Andrade has little leverage at this point, too. The adds to the company in the last several weeks outside of him have been absolutely stellar and really made the product stand out, and if he tries to play the Superstar card, he’ll get the door pretty quick. That’s not the type of locker room where that shit will be tolerated, it seems. Well, except for Cody.

Might be too close to home, being an edge lord with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

The goal for that show is to bring a larger female audience to AEW similar to Total Divas but holy shit, how could anyone see him on that show and feel it’s worth an investment?

Cody has an insatiable savior complex that shines through in his constant need to be a conquering hero, let alone an ego that is almost completely unearned. It’s capital that has rightfully blown up in his face, and him shoehorning himself into situations that are completely unnatural in a company whose possibilities are seemingly endless speaks volumes about the disconnect between perception and reality. He is on an island all into his own, and him beating Black next week is going to ring about as hollow as any moment in company history.

This literally couldn’t be any better.

Jake Hager perpetually looks like a cardboard cutout.

Cody thinking he’s the conquering hero coming back to boos, and THAT’s his return, just amazing.

None of the new guys need the belt. But Page benefits most with it.

Omega is banged up something fierce right now so him going 60 is a bad idea. But it’s a great way for him to lose, say he wasn’t 100% and then bring back Bryan’s first crazy stip: No time limits.

Big E could legit go win a strongman comp this weekend if he wanted to.

These folks naming wrestlers in WWE must have some absolutely shit names for their kids.