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As great as the 1st Brock vs Reigns WM match was, this may have blown it out of the water. This should be the end but knowing the WWE I expect 2 more in the future The only negative was them after the match basically telling over and over what everyone already knows which is Drew McIntyre has 0% chance of winning next month

At first I was thinking how sad it was that Titus O'Neil is now a boot licker for corporate WWE because of Wall Street Journal articles but are you really a boot licker if you don't really know it

Yeah part of me watched that online and wished the ending of it was "But you can call me R.A.L.P.H" Yeah I watch too much of that streaming service

I know this sounds conspiracy like but I am convinced that the WWE just wants to eliminate the idea of women's tag team championships. Regardless of main roster or NXT. At least for a year or so when they think people will forget about Sasha Banks. Maybe I am wrong and they will do something since they are still champions or there is a title change next week. Probably back to Toxic Attraction The idea of Cora Jade heel isn't that bad given how the crowd was starting to turn on her. but why put the title on them last week just to break them down THE NEXT WEEK. Just turn on her last week. Also I guess the main reason we learned why Cora doesn't ride a skateboard more than 5 feet is because the one she uses if just cheap plastic or paper with a couple wheels on it. If you are going to use it as a weapon maybe not use one that breaks before impact

No they did start with Vince but he was only out there for about 2 minutes. It was a whole lot of nothing unless they have shit planned for the whole show

I know we aren't supposed to take this too seriously but when they show Memphis 1987 I believe Rocky Johnson wrestling Jeff Jarrett managed by Downtown Bruno with Jerry Lawler on commentary my mind was just couldn't comprehend how many wrong things were happening

Actually the most WWE thing possible would be if Hayes does get the Bron treatment and he loses the title to Veer after 5 months of telling people he is coming to RAW

Yeah until sees Vince how great he is and decides that he needs to be on the mid card of the main roster and jobs out the title to a Madcap Moss or Shanky

I mean if they would have done similar to Mandy Rose where she is still the major star but has younger NXT stars working with her then I can almost tolerate it. But nope we need to bring Booby Roode down with him. For the main roster this is a great move as they probably add Bron to the mid cards and lost two of the most nothing guys on the roster. But just crushes NXT

Wait is a match involving Sting actually going to be the cool off match on this PPV.

Right now Wardlow is early 2005 Batista ready to be a superstar. Just have to see if AEW can keep it up. May have to hold on to the Sonic ring for a while

Punk hit the Muta scale at 8 and barely hit the 5 min mark in the match

Man a lot of wrestlers going to be working on a completely blood soaked ring if it is even half what we expect Oh fuck Punk coming out to his ROH music

Come on Tony open up that wallet and have Swerve come out to Ain't nobody.

But with their size it looks more like a Austin Aries cosplay

And the logo is on fire again

Would it shock you if Brock actually chose both of them still OH MY GOD THEY STILL DOING PYRO ON THE LOGO.

Randy eliminating Big E would piss off everyone in the crowd except in Orton's hometown apparently Given how awful this Rumble match has been Brock should win immediately

OH FUCK NO NOT SHANE MCMAHON. What WM match do we have to deal with now

Time to see what great spot that Kofi is going to do and then get eliminated about 30 seconds later does this year Wow they actually didn't give us that spot.

Finally some big time talent in a match that hasn't had any for about 25 minutes

When did Boogs start looking like Ted Arcidi trying to avoid a steroid test

This men's rumble has been way more boring than the women's one in my opinion. AGAIN

I would not be mad if they Daniel Puder'ed Knoxville right now

Well I guess we can expect Johnny Knoxville next