Superstar Sleeze

Randy Savage & Adrian Adonis vs Tito Santana & Bruno Sammartino - WWF, MSG 7/12/86 Steel Cage Match As we saw in the excellent April No DQ match, that Savage was able to turn that to his favor by nailing the ref to avoid being pinned. It is not that we needed No DQ per se, what was really needed was a troubleshooting ref. Now who in the WWF could walk tall against the Macho Menace. Enter The Living Legend Bruno Sammartino. In May, Tito had a rematch with Savage for the IC Title with Bruno as special guest ref, but Adrian Adonis ran in and helped his newfound friend. This was at the height of Adonis' role in WWF stirring shit with Hogan/Orndorff and right before Piper's return. The next month in June they have a really fun tag match where the babyfaces beat the shit out of the heels before they run away. Finally in July, so no could run away and no refs would needed and once and for all Bruno & Tito could exact some revenge they put these four in the confines of the STEEL CAGE! This was some really high end month to month booking by Vince & Co. It climaxed with an absolute barnburner of a cage match. Savage & Adonis sell the Pearl Harbor attack by keeping their ring attire on and then jumping them. Adonis kicking the shit out of Bruno with a pink scarf on is awesome. The babyfaces don't stay down for long and Bruno starts kicking Savage's ass while still in his ring attire. Bruno's punch and kick is perfect for this violence of the steel cage. Savage tries to escape, but Bruno holds him back. Adonis eats the cage. He tries to leap over Bruno and Savage to get out the door, but ends up in the top turnbuckle. Savage is choked out by Bruno on the top rope. Savage is able to kick some Tito ass and tries to scramble over the top. Bruno is on Macho Man duty. Adonis tries to take advantage by leaping out the door again. Adonis is able to pull Tito down. This has been total chaos. The heels desperately trying to get out is so entertaining. Savage ends up upside in the turnbuckles and that is the first time I have seen take that bump. Adonis is able to hit a suplex and Macho Man has just been getting his ass kicked. As Bruno is distracted by trying keep Adonis from escaping, Macho Man tries to crawl out the door, this is hilarious. Santana is able to grab the boot while Bruno drags Adonis down and crotches him on the top rope. Bruno is a one man gang in here! Savage lawn darts Santana into the cage! Adonis eats the cage! Santana is busted! Adonis rakes Tito's face into the cage. Bruno and Savage fight over who is going into the cage. Bruno has been saving Tito this whole match. Bruno whips Adonis into the door and almost a mistake. Santana catches Savage coming off the top rope. Adonis rips the top board off the steps being dragged back in by Bruno. Tito starts ramming the Macho Man hard into the cage repeatedly and he is busted! Santana tries to escape. Adonis takes the Blackwell bump but all the way off the cage!!!! HOLY SHIT! HE COULD HAVE KILLED BRUNO! Remind me to never call Bruno old because he is kicking ass! Savage has one foot over the top. Santana blasts Savage off the top colliding with Adonis and then Bruno throws Savage into the cage for the definitive victory. A total blast! The heels were excellent in this. They were selling how badly they were getting beaten by constantly trying to run for their lives. The babyfaces were perfect ass kickers. Tito definitely did more selling as Bruno showed no weakness. I love steel cage tag team matches. This was another bloody, violent and excellent one. ****1/2

By "Sleeziest", I of course mean the best matches to occur in WCW between 1995-2001 as selected by me, Superstar Sleeze. I put all this work into making a list in the spring of this year. I wanted to write a big thing prelude about my findings on WCW. What surprised me? How did the working style progress or regress? Who were the standout workers? Notable observations? I waited so long and I just forgot them all. I figured no point in letting all that hard work go to waste, might as well present the list anyway. All the matches I have selected have reviews attached to them with a link. Two things I want to point out. Diamond Dallas Page is the man. Every match dripped with effort and he had in my opinion the best heavyweight psychology. I am still shocked to this day that so many people have watched that crazy, violent Randy Savage vs Ric Flair Great American Bash 1995 and continue to low ball in the star rating. It may be my favorite match of all time and the best hate-filled match of WCW in this timed period. I would love to respond to any and all comments. 1. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Eddy Guerrero vs Rey Misterio Jr. WCW Halloween Havoc 1997 Title vs Mask ****3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-most-violent-poem-eddy-guerrero-rey.html 2. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Diamond Dallas Page vs Sting - WCW Nitro 4/26/99 ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/bang-diamond-dallas-page-sting-goldberg.html 3. Ric Flair vs Randy Savage - WCW Great American Bash 1995 ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/fathers-day-fracas-randy-savage-ric.html 4. WCW US Champion Diamond Dallas Page vs Chris Benoit - WCW SuperBrawl VIII ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 5. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Dean Malenko vs Rey Misterio Jr. WCW Great American Bash 1996 ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-mysterious-king-rey-misterio-jr-dean.html 6. Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit - WCW Nitro 10/99 Owen Hart Tribute Match ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/goodbye-wcw-bret-hart-sting-ddp-wcw-1999.html 7. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psychosis - WCW Bash At The Beach 1996 ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-mysterious-king-rey-misterio-jr-dean.htm 8. Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko vs Eddy Guerrero & Chris Jericho - Brian Hiildebrand Tribute ****1/2 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 9. Lord Steven Regal vs Fit Finlay - WCW Uncensored 1996 ****1/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-lord-said-let-there-be-fight-steven.html 10. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Chris Jericho vs Eddy Guerrero - Fall Brawl 1997 ****1/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-most-violent-poem-eddy-guerrero-rey.html 11. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Goldberg vs Diamond Dallas Page WCW Halloween Havoc 1998 ****1/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 12. Ric Flair, Roddy Piper & Kevin Greene vs Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Syxx - WCW Slamboree 1997 ****1/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/1997-wcw.html 13. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio vs Dean Malenko WCW Halloween Havoc 1996 ****1/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-mysterious-king-rey-misterio-jr-dean.html 14. Ric Flair vs Arn Anderson - WCW Fall Brawl 1995 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/fathers-day-fracas-randy-savage-ric.html 15. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan vs Vader - WCW SuperBrawl V **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/fathers-day-fracas-randy-savage-ric.html 16. Chris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero - WCW Nitro 10/16/95 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/fathers-day-fracas-randy-savage-ric.html 17. Randy Savage vs Diamond Dallas Page - Spring Stampede 1997 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2012/05/macho-madness-die-hard-edition.html 18.WCW World Heavyweight Champion Sting vs Chris Benoit- WCW Nitro 9/20/99 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/goodbye-wcw-bret-hart-sting-ddp-wcw-1999.htm 19. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Hollywood Hogan vs Diamond Dallas Page WCW Nitro 10/28/97 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/1997-wcw.html 20. WCW World Television Champion Ultimo Dragon vs Steve Regal - WCW Slamboree 1997 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/1997-wcw.html 21. Bret Hart vs Ric Flair - WCW Souled Out 1998 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2014/11/wcw-souled-out-1998.html 22. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman vs Juventud Guerrera - WCW Nitro 11/16/98 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-juice-runs-nitro-juventud-guerrera.html 23. WCW World Television Champion Fit Finlay vs Chris Benoit - WCW Slamboree 1998 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 24. Eddy Guerrero & Chris Jericho vs Meng & Barbarian - WCW Nitro 2/24/97 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/1997-wcw.html 25. Diamond Dallas Page vs Chris Benoit - Thunder 5/27/99 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/goodbye-wcw-bret-hart-sting-ddp-wcw-1999.html 26. WCW US Champion Eddy Guerrero vs Dean Malenko - WCW Uncensored 1997 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/1997-wcw.html 27. Rey Mysterio & Kidman vs Primetime & Kid Romeo WCW Greed Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-fall-of-wcw-scott-steiner-goldberg.html 28. WCW US Champion Diamond Dallas Page vs Chris Benoit vs Raven - WCW Uncensored 1998 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 29. Brian Pillman vs Johnny B. Badd - WCW Fall Brawl 1995 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/fathers-day-fracas-randy-savage-ric.html 30. Scott Steiner vs Goldberg - WCW Fall Brawl 2000 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-fall-of-wcw-scott-steiner-goldberg.html 31. Randy Savage vs Diamond Dallas Page - WCW Halloween Havoc 1997 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2012/05/macho-madness-die-hard-edition.html 32. Chris Benoit vs Jeff Jarrett - WCW Starrcade 1999 Ladder Match Vacant US Championship **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-fall-of-wcw-scott-steiner-goldberg.html 33. Chris Benoit vs Booker T - WCW Great American Bash 1998 Best of 7 Series **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 34. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman vs Rey Mysterio vs Juventud Guerrera WCW Starrcade 1998 **** http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-juice-runs-nitro-juventud-guerrera.html 35. Rey Mysterio & Juventud Guerrera vs Psychosis & La Parka - WCW Nitro 12/15/97 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-most-violent-poem-eddy-guerrero-rey.html 36. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman vs Eddie Guerrero - WCW Starrcade 1998 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-juice-runs-nitro-juventud-guerrera.html 37. WCW World Television Champion Steven Regal vs Psicosis - WCW Nitro 12/16/95 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-lord-said-let-there-be-fight-steven.html 38. WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Chris Jericho vs Ultimo Dragon WCW Bash At The Beach 1997 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/04/a-most-violent-poem-eddy-guerrero-rey.html 39. WCW US Champion Bret Hart vs Diamond Dallas Page - WCW Nitro 10/26/98 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/die-hard-diamond-dallas-page-goldberg.html 40. Lex Luger vs The Giant - Starrcade 1996 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/finish-what-ya-started-wcw-starrcade.html 41. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Diamond Dallas Page vs Scott Steiner - WCW Nitro 4/12/99 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/bang-diamond-dallas-page-sting-goldberg.html 42. Juventud Guerrera vs Blitzkreig - Spring Stampede 1999 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/bang-diamond-dallas-page-sting-goldberg.html 43. Chris Benoit vs Raven - Souled Out 1998 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2014/11/wcw-souled-out-1998.html 44. Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko vs Raven & Perry Saturn - Spring Stampede 1999 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/bang-diamond-dallas-page-sting-goldberg.html 45. Vader & Arn Anderson vs Stars & Stripes - 4/15/95 ***3/4 http://ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com/2015/03/fathers-day-fracas-randy-savage-ric.html

Bret Hart vs Ricky Steamboat - Boston 3/86 I disagreed with my previous review of this match most notably that Bret was the better wrestler in this match. I think it is pretty even. Steamboat's selling and his fire on this is very good. Bret is the one constructing the framework for the match and does an admirable job. The match is missing the glue and those little details. Having recently watched Steamboat vs Orton, you can see how fun a Steamboat arm-based babyface shine can be. I would argue Bret takes the bigger, more spectacular bumps off the armdrags than Orton, but Orton fills the time just so well. Orton adds wrinkles of trying to get out of the hold and when he is thwarted thats where the entertainment comes from. Bret transitions with a swinging neckbreaker, a little bit too much of a babyface transition. I thought the best sequence of the match was one of his favorite 80s sequences: goes for a backbreaker, opponent reverses into a bodyslam, but the wrinkle here is Bret gets the knees up on the splash. Excellent, excellent sequence as you get the hope spot, Steamboat desperately trying to capitalize, but in his overzealousness he over reaches and the Hitman is able to one-up him. Bret does Bret follows up with his bodyslam on the parquet floor and successfully gets the backbreaker. Bret misses second-rope elbow and here comes the Steamer.Steamboat had plenty of fire and Bret was bumping big off the chop. I am surprised Bret got a visual pinfall off a ref bump. Based on Bret's booking pattern, I think Vince always liked Bret and wanted to push him as a singles guy. This is definitely evident as soon as late 87, but this could have been the first evidence of that. Bret has shown he already has all the tools to be a major singles star in between the ropes. The finish is Steamboat rolling through a Bret cross body for the win. A very good match, solid stuff, but nothing that inspires just perfectly acceptable wrestling. ***1/2

The Islanders vs Demolition - MSG 2/87 Great match! Islanders started with some early doubling teaming to keep Demolition off balance. So that was not a Strike Force thing it seems that is something the Demos preferred to establish their strength and how babyfaces could still capitalize through superior teamwork. Ax/Tama have a good mat exchange with Tama getting the better of it. MSG seemed to dig the Islanders even though they were just a random ethnic babyface tag team at this time. This is the Demo's MSG debut. Haku begins to work on Ax's leg and some good babyface leg work follows. Lots of quick tags and follow up on Ax's leg that never drags. Tama tries to go toe to toe with Ax even in his weakened state that ain smart as he drives Tama head first into Smash's boot. Smash throws Tama out to the floor hard. Tama takes the first of his two man-sized bumps when Ax whips him hard into the railing. The pugnacious Tama fights out of the corner and covers Ax only to pressed out to the floor in a fucking wicked bump. I am such an unabashed Tama mark at this point. What the hell happened to this guy? Ax reverse elbow gets two and Tama bumped huge off that. Tama takes a wicked hot shot. Tama is a great face in peril and heel. I have feel bad he did not make it further. He kicks Ax, who sets too early and MSG is whistling. Haku is in and he is a HOUSE OF FIRE! Headbutts, Dropkick, big thrust kick DOUBLE HEADBUTTS! Tama high cross body only gets two on an Ax save. Donnybrook ensues, ref holds back Haku and Demolition Decapitation grabs the win for the Demos. This is my favorite Demolition match so far and really reinforces how good the Islanders working both babyface and heel. Tama took some huge bumps and both Islanders had great offense throughout the match. Demolition were great for playing antithesis of the Islanders with all their strength and they worked hard to put over the Islanders moves and in turn Tama bumped huge for Demolition makes the Demos look like monsters. ***1/2

WWF World Tag Champions Hart Foundation vs British Bulldogs - MSG 7/25/87 If I am not mistaken, this is the last major match these two teams would have together. They went out with a bang. Definitely my choice for the best match these two teams have ever had with each other. Three Hart Foundation/Bulldogs matches have made WWE DVDs I cant believe this one has not. To me this is finally the match that rivals the stuff with the Bulldogs were having with the Dream Team. The Hart Foundation finally learns and attacks the Bulldogs during the Matilda routine. They isolate Davey Boy, while Dynamite gets Matilda out of harm's way. It is all for naught as Bret runs into Anvil on a criss-cross. It actually comes off as a really well done spot. Someone pissed in Dynamite's corn flakes that day because he is ripshit the whole match. Just tearing into people and snapping at the ref to get into position better and this makes for a way better match. After a hooking clotheslines, Bret rolls away and Dynamite follows him and just starts rifling elbows at him. Bret in desperation eyerakes, but Dynamite still controls to get Davey Boy in there and do a double headbutt. This has been what is missing in this series. That feeling of a real contest and urgency. The Bulldogs are hungry and the Hart Foundation are cheating like muthafuckas. None of this, let me you ragdoll for 5 minutes, now you be my ragdoll. Everyone is trying to cut each other off and there is a real sense of struggle. When I started online, I always heard Dynamite get these rave reviews, but Davey Boy Smith is way more fun to watch in my opinion. He is both the better FIP and hot tag. Davey Boy's hot tag dropkick can't fuckin be beat. That thing is disgusting. But I digress, fisherman's suplex by Davey Boy gets two. Here is a bit of weak transition as Bret punches Dynamite and is able to tag Anvil. I say it is weak because I do not think a heel should gain the upper hand in that fashion especially in the WWF where closed fists are commonplace. In Japan, a closed fist is one of the ultimate dick moves. In WWF, it just feels like another move. I would have rather seen something more heelish end the shine. Anvil is feeling into tonight with manical laugh and sledges before sending Dynamite out to be slammed into the rial by Bret. Back in now Anvil is biting him, this is the point when I was like "Ok, finally these two teams are really bringing it". Demolition Decapitation, which always looks nasty, gets two. Dynamite dazes Bret with a headbutt and falls on top on a slam attempt. Now Anvil tries to headbutt Dynamite. Bad idea and Anvil knocks himself out. I love it. Smith gets in prematurely, but Anvil ends up forcing Bret to take his trunbuckle bump and Anvil is back body dropped to the outside. HOT TAG! No dropkick, booooo. Makes up for it by busting out the monkey flip, which he has not done yet. Then falls that up with 2nd rope kneedrop, another move Smith has not done. Davey Boy rules. Now his more conventional offense: delayed vertical and running powerslam both get two. Bret grabs a sleeper only for Dynamite to headbutt him. In one of my favorite spots, Davey Boy goes to gorilla press slam Bret, but "loses control" and drops Bret crotch first on the ring ropes. That one is a always a Sleeze Pleezer. They do a common finish, where Anvil from the outside trips Smith on a suplex attempt and Bret falls on top for the win. Excellent, excellent match. Zero down-time, felt like a struggle with a real sense of urgency from both teams. If someone had to pick the representative match for this series, I would pick this one because it is just that much better than the rest. The title change, unfortunately due to the mitigating circumstances of Dynamite's injury, is just a 3 minute match. Then all the other matches feel of equal historical importance, so I would just pick the best one and that is this one in my opinion. ***3/4

WWF World Tag Team Champions Hart Foundation vs Rougeau Brothers - WWF, Boston 3/7/87 The Hart Foundation are fresh off the screwjob of the Bulldogs so this match will at least have heat. I would say this maybe the best Hart Foundation match ever. We start off with a little Rougeau bullshit to get everyone revved up and Bret is at his slimy best. I really this is a great performance from him. He heels it up to 11 with the combination of "Look at me, Mom!" and cowardice. He milks a Rougeau slap for all its worth. Even the Anvil takes a nice bump for Raymond. They work over Bret's leg in an entertaining fashion, before they trap Raymond in the heel corner. The Harts worked this segment well varying Anvil's power with Bret's smarm and general douchebaggery. Raymond times his hope spots (backslide, sunset flip) well and Jacques was an excellent cheerleader. Once Jacques gets the hot tag, this place goes nuts! Some general fun like whipping the Harts into each other and such. Jacques, I believe, had Bret small packaged, but that Dastardly Danny Davis reversed it behind the ref's back. I know there are a lot of people down on Bret's tag work, but I think this is a pretty good display of the Hart Foundation as an effective heel team in garnering heat until the place exploded for the freaking Rougeaus, who have sucked out loud as babyfaces. This is the same crowd that was chanting "Boring" at the Rougeaus nary three months early. Rougeaus were never ever presented as an elite team, but they wrestled huge in this match and the Hart Foundation made them look great. Finally, the WWF missed striking alliteration gold and truing Danny Davis into the next elite heel for the Hulk Machine if they just called him "Dastardly" Danny Davis. ***3/4

Hart Foundation vs Islanders 11/16/86 Maple Leaf Gardens Best match from the Hart Foundation I have seen so far and it was really good for a WWF Tag. The Islanders, hot damn, I had never seen them before and they were perfect babyfaces for the WWF in the way Rougeaus never could be. They kinda got fucked with the elevation of Strike Force as number one babyface. It doesn't strike me that they would be very good as heels, but we shall see. I have dug Martel and Tito a lot, but the they have a lot of ground to cover to match the sheer energy The Islanders brought to this match (I would be so wrong on both accounts!). As for this match, Bret does a little bit more stalling than we are used to seeing, but when it comes to bump him and Anvil are ready to make Islanders shine. The Islanders could have been the ethnic response to your RnR Express clones with more WWF-oriented offense (read: Big Ass Spots). My favorite spot of the shine sequence: Haku's causal thrust kick to Bret while he is on the apron that had me going crazy. Bret chooses to do the blind knee as his transition spot per usual. Demolition Decapitation transitions into an Anvil chinlock. Then in a spot of the whole friggin match, Bret runs Tama down the ramp and fuckin throws him down the steps. Holy shit! You didn't see that from the WWF at that time. Bret picks up him to take him back, but for good measure first rams his head into the ramp. Bret can bring the violence when he wants. Some good, quality low-down heel offense follows usually involving ramming Tama's head into stuff. Bret even takes a swing at Haku, payback, muthafucka. Bret sure loves the false babyface tag immediately followed by heel miscommunication I think he could milk it more. Haku comes in double noggin knocker, paint brushes Bret, and it is a double diving headbutt from the Islanders. Tama hits the high cross-body, but in the fracas Nedihart crotches Tama on the ropes and Bret steals one. Are there things these could have done a bit better with more times, I am sure of it. But as it stands, I think this is my favorite Hart Foundation because it felt like the Islanders added something to the Bret show. Plus, there were more cheapshots and violence. I would definitely recommend someone checking this out. ***1/2

Hart Foundation vs Rougeau Brothers - WWF, MSG 9/22/86 This one is on me for not making sure we watched it for Tag Teams Back Again as it is significant for the Rougeaus debut in MSG and just being a plain fun match. These two teams had better chemistry in this face/heel alignment than they did upon their double turn in 1988 if memory serves me correctly. I did like the Hart Foundation title defense in Boston in 87 better, but this was featured some really fun sequences. I really liked the opening shine. Bret Hart had no defense for the Rougeaus dropkick and he took some massive bumps out of the ring for it. The Anvil/Jacques shouldertackle sequence was the best and right up there with the Rockers stuff. Definitely recommend people checking that out. Jacques gets the Boston Crab, but Bret clubs him. I thought this a bit better than your standard Hart Foundation heat segment (cheating, front facelock, Demolition Decapitation, bodyslam on the floor) because Jacques was able to build some drama through failed hope spots like his monkey flip and crash and burn on the reverse cross body. I thought Anvil and Bret showed great urgency in cutting the ring. off. Bret sets him up in the ropes for his big miss into the ropes to do the transition WAIT! HE HIT THE MOVE SUCCESSFULYY! WTF! I dont think I have ever seen that. Bret misses his second rope elbow and Raymond comes in about as piping hot as he can. I like his spinkick, but he does not have much less. There is a fun Bret and Jacques chase sequence. Bret thinks he has felled Jacques, but he leaps over the ropes to the get the sunset flip and in the fracas the ref loses track of the legal man and counts the pin. Very fun shine, an above average heat segment makes this an easy recommendation. ***1/2

WWF Intercontinental Champion Greg Valentine vs. Tito Santana - WWF, MSG 3/17/85 Lumberjack Match Here is the fun, popcorn match of the series. Don't get me wrong, there were plenty of hard blows from each men, but this was definitely more of a crowd pleaser until the ending. Valentine cheapshotted him at the beginning, but Tito came back and just popped Valentine really good right in the face. The Hammer was dazed and confused. TIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAHHHHH! Santana just poured it on in the early going to the delight of the crowd while Valentine tried to figure out ways to get by the lumberjacks. Big John Studd was a helpful ally, but The Dragon quite the thorn in his side. I really liked Valentine trying to leap over the lumberjacks and the railing to get through the crowd. Valentine was really hamming it up in this one. Santana was on fire in terms of offense until he charged in and ate a hard knee. Valentine went to work on the leg. Santana and the babyface lumberjacks really sold the peril Tito was in. I liked when Santana was trying to mount a comeback that Valentine just starting trying to cave Tito's face in with these vicious forearms. He was fucking smoking Santana. I like Hammer's two prong strategy of working the leg and levelling him with big, heavy blows. There is a cool transition with Tito dropping down and popping up with his legs so Valentine lands face first into the turnbuckle. Absolutely awesome slugfest. Great camera angle of Santana's left jabs right into the face of Valentine. TIMMMMMBBBBBBAAAAAHHHHHH! Suplex from Tito, but it takes a lot out of him. Santana knee drop right to Valentine face and some really great detailed selling by The Hammer on. Santana thinks figure-4, but Valentine yanks the hair and bails, but the lumberjacks do their job. Flying Burrito and Valentine falls backwards and he applies to the figure-4! HUGE POP! Big John Studd pulls The Hammer to the ropes. Santana goes after Studd and Valentine comes crashing down with a forearm. Another heated slugfest leads to them knocking head and Valentine falls on top for the win. They were forced into a tough corner. They needed a finish and they wanted Valentine to go over to continue the feud into the summer. Not the best finish, but not a horrible one. It was representative of the war of attrition that these matches are. I think this is right in the same ballpark as most of the Santana/Valentine matches. I think the cage match & 6/16/84 stand out of the pack. This is more of the fun one. Besides teh October return/revenge match, I thought this was the most fun shine and the figure-4 got a huge pop. Another humdinger of a match in one of all time favorite feuds! ****1/4

WWF Intercontinental Champion Greg Valentine vs. Tito Santana - WWF, MSG 1/21/85 Could not find the November draw again on line, which means that is the only Valentine/Santana singles match that I have not seen from this run. We skip ahead to January of the following year and while this is still a very heated feud, the storyline has taken a turn to being more about the Intercontinental Championship. Santana was able to attack Valentine savagely in October, but after a draw in November the chances of rematches would be less and less probable. Thus why this match is a much slower pace. Tito does not want to risk disqualification like he did in October because his emotions got the best of him. In addition, when you get emotional that's when you make mistakes. As a challenger, he cannot afford mistakes. The inherent problem with this strategy is that plays right into the hands of the methodical Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. Don't get me wrong when Tito gets the chance he is going to pop Valentine in the face, but the match definitely shows the cautious side of both men. Valentine for his part as the champion is content to bide his time and pick his spots. Early on, Tito is able to wrangle a leg after the Hammer missed a drop toehold playing up the angle that Santana had learned the figure-4 from Jack Brisco. We get some victim blaming from that buffoon Gorilla on why Tito lost the title. How about the promoter or I don't know they man who perpetrated such a heinous act like Greg Valentine. It is a bit of a weak transition into a very good heat segment which sees Valentine just scoop Santana with a body slam. Valentine tries to hold him down in a wristlock, but Tito bridges our exposing the ribs which The Hammer knees with delight. This begins a really well-worked ribs heat segment. Valentine has it all the gutbuster, bearhug, ab stretch (Tito with a nice bit of pscyhology by grabbing the ankle to turn it over) and he throws in a couple slaps for good measure. Santana starts to get a head of steam, but Valentine really digs his fingers into the eyes and goes back to work on the back. He sets him up to come crashing down with all his weight, but misses. ARRIBA~! Tito capitalizes big time and just pours it on with punches atomic drop, chop...TIMBAAAAAHHHH! Valentine ends up on the apron and Santana brings him in the hard way, but is so fatigued that he does not pin right away and only gets two. Santana looks to kill two birds with one stone (injuring Valentine and winning the title) by working the knees with repeated knees to the knee. Valentine yanks the trunks on the figure-4 attempt and rolls to the outside. Tito gives chase and unloads with two rights. He throws him back in, grabs the foot and Valentine yanks the tights again to avoid the figure 4. He rolls back out and Santana again throws him back in. Now, Tito comes flying across with the Flying Burrito but Valentine had collapsed so Tito crashed and burned and ended up on the outside. I LOVED THAT SEQUENCE! The while thing just dripped with urgency and that complete and total commitment to winning the match. Valentine does what he does best once Tito finally crawls back into the ring drops the Hammer. I think they may have slowed the match back down too much and then when Tito is using Valentine's trunks to pull himself up, Greg slaps Tito before unloading on him with MONSTER FOREARM SMASHES! HOLY SHIT! He chucks Tito to the outside. He swings the Hammer Down on his chest and then fishooks him back in. Nasty shit. Valentine goes for the figure-4, but he gets shoved off into the turnbuckles. Double clothesline! Valentine crawls over for cover kick out. Tito with a head of steam FLYING BURRITO~! Sends Valentine crashing to the floor for the countout victory. I love Valentine selling the loss huge because he knows this means Tito will get another rematch when he himself was so close to winning the match. It really plays into how wins and losses matter even the DQ and countout ones. Tito was just so spent from this war he was going to have settle for the countout victory. This match had a different feel from the other ones and was wrestled at more deliberate pace, which only heightened the importance and magnitude of the match. Valentine had some great midsection work and Tito was his great fiery self. The sequence with Tito trying to get Figure-4 on only to wipe out on the Flying Burrito is one of the all time best sequences. I wish all the limb worked played more into the finish as both guys kinda stopped selling and Valentine even did a shoulder breaker after he was just selling the knee. Right up there with all their kick ass matches and different from their other bouts thus far. ****1/4

WWF Intercontinental Champion Greg Valentine vs. Tito Santana - WWF, MSG 10/22/84 I have watched the 6/16 MSG and I liked it so much that I want to sleep on it and watch it again before i give my final thought because I thought it was a total barnburner. The August MSG match was not up by I have watched it previously and ready my review from years ago (my how times flies!) it sounds like it was a strong angle based match. Valentine thought he had won the title (he had the same problems against Backlund, you think he'd would learn ) only to have Santana upend him. He was a sore loser so he broke Tito's leg with the figure-4. Then up in Canada about a month later, Tito being a fighting champion defended against The Hammer, who relentlessly attacked the knee. Tito was able to hit the Flying Burrito, but Valentine's foot was under the ropes and he thought he had successfully defended his title. Only to have Valentine knee him from behind and win the match by hooking the injured leg. Here we are in October with Tito getting a hero's welcome from the MSG faithful! Tito was red fucking hot to start as expected. Valentine tried wildly swinging the belt, but to no avail as Tito just kept firing away at his face. Then Hammer tried to match him blow for blow and Santana forearmed him so hard he was sent reeling through the ropes all the way across the ring. When The Hammer did get control, he was nasty about with fishhooks and eyerakes, but Tito was just a man possessed in this match. Valentine got a big atomic drop and was looking to attack that injured leg, but Tito fought him off. The match had a wild finish with them brawling on the outside. Valentine missed with chair bouncing it off the apron. He returned to the ring and Santana did not miss with a big chair shot. Santana repeatedly punched the open wound only to have the ref finally disqualify him. Santana got a modicum of revenge, but is thirsty for more. This was a great angle-based match to set up the next MSG match. It was super heated and short. It should be short. They were beating the piss out of each other and no reason for this to last long. Cant wait for the next one. ***1/2

WWF Intercontinental Champion Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts - SNME 11/86 They were clearly pretty confident about turning Jake The Snake babyface at this point pitting him against the Macho Man in this nominally heel vs heel bout. Yes, they both pull hair at the beginning to establish they are heels, but make no mistake about it Jake is clearly the babyface in this match. Vince gets a good line in on Jesse, who is wearing toupee and if he was in this match someone who have gone home with a prize. Given Savage's propensity for laying out his matches meticulously beforehand it would have been hilarious if the crowd ended cheering for the Macho Man. The DDT was very over at the beginning. Jake scares Liz at the beginning with the Snake. Savage, like any good, macho man, goes to protect the honor of his main squeeze, but ends up being even more frightened and hides behind Elizabeth in absolutely awesome and hilarious spot. The most over thing about Jake in terms of his in-ring stuff is the DDT and he knows where his bread is buttered. The match worked around DDT teases and Savage is so good at playing up how deadly this move is with his mad, frantic scrambles for the ropes. Savage is way better than I remember in terms of working on top and working that full court press style of a barrage of knees and elbows from all angles. He does not have a lot of moves, but they are all nasty and he knows how to use them. Savage plays around with the Snake, but gets caught with a big knee lift coming back into the ring. Short-arm clothesline by Jake and you expect the DDT, but get a front suplex. That to me is weird psychology. The DDT tease and Macho Man frenetically escapes to hide behind Liz. Jake says two can play at that game and looks to brings out Damien only have Macho Man hit a high knee to the back to send him into the post. I love that spot. Double axehandles abound, but on the third one Jake hits him square in the face and there some really great Savage selling. The match gets really heated and they both toss the ref around triggering a double disqualification. Dave Hebner took a wicked bump on the second one. Savage is a maniac and brings in a chair, but Jake rubs the snake all over him to send him scurrying. This is a really entertaining TV match definitely worth mostly for the novelty factor. Jake really just brought the DDT to the table, which was was really over and got the crowd involved. I thought this was an excellent Savage performance and along with the rest of his work from 86 cemented him as the WWF Wrestler of 1986 and a dark horse candidate for best worker in the world in 86. ***3/4

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Magpie, you da man! Martel vs Bret in '87 hot damn! Now I am excited!

Ricky Steamboat vs Ace Cowboy Bob Orton - WWF, Cap Center 7/20/85 The Landover crowd is rocking for the recently debuted Ricky The Dragon Steamboat. I have to say Steamboat committed himself to the Karate gimmick better than I would think a lot of proud veterans would. He had working at a high level and he could have been badass Steamboat in the Carolinas, but he went out there and executed Vince’s vision, which is pretty cool. I think those intense spots where he is summoning his chi and what not aka flexing his bulging muscles got him over huge. Yes, this is during the time period where Bob Orton had the cast. Bob Orton was such a great midcard heel and perfect for his role. I really enjoyed Steamboat’s mannerisms in this. I thought he was intense and charismatic. I really liked him mocking Orton in the arm bar. Steamboat focused his shine working on injured arm, but they both always kept things moving. It began with an armdrag into arm bar and some nice karate strikes to the arm. Orton keeps it moving as he tries to get out in numerous ways including to go through ropes, a punch that was blocked and a bodyslam, but Steamboat always maintains control. Steamboat is really fun in this. Orton backs him into corner and starts laying on the heavy artillery. Headscissor by Orton tries again and goes flying over ropes into railing on the second attempt. He throws soda in Steamboat’s eyes and goes to town. Cool transition. Orton powerful knee lift. Good heat builds to the cast shot, but misses. Big chop by Steamboat but he missed a fistdrop. They slug it out in Carolina boy fashion. Orton midsection shots stops the Dragon rally, but he is backdropped out fo pilederiver. Top rope crossbody by Steamboat!!! 1-2-No! Great nearfall! Inverted atomic drop by Orton and Steamboat crumples to mat. Really awesome selling there by the Steamer. Steamboat skins the cat and enziguiri (not a good looking one, but he is trying). Orton takes a huge bump through the ropes. Another karate shot by Steamboat while Orton is on apron. Orton eyerake while on apron and Steamboat wins suplex struggle and brings him in hard way. Steamer eats knees on splash attempt. Orton adjusts the cast! Cast shot and DQ. Damn it was just getting good. Steamboat fends him with chops and kicks. Gene Okerlund “This guy had the guts to do whats right.” In reference to the ref DQ’ing Ace Cowboy, which I think in terms of grandstanding righteous indignation that has to rank up there. Steamboat wants some more of Orton, but Orton retreats. This was well on its way to being a great midcard match to get Steamboat over. I don’t mind the finish, it just rendered the match incomplete. Sometimes you get to that level finish and it feels right. I felt these guys still had more left to give. Plus I think that The Dragon was higher enough on the pecking order he probably should have gotten the clean win. I really fun Steamboat performance. ***3/4

For what it's worth, I thought Rude's match with Steamboat at Rumble '88 was very possibly the single worst match I've ever seen the Dragon participate in. Literally half of it was one long rest hold. Thank you for letting me know that as I will now be skipping that match. By the same token, they absolutely rocked in 1992 in WCW. Now, I was being a bit of a smart ass with my green comment. Basically, Rude had been wrestling since at least 1984 in Memphis so 4 years and still chock it up to being green seemed funny to me. Yes, it definitely seems that clicked pretty late for the Ravishing One.

Hate to see anyone get injured. I like Rollins more than most on here it seems in terms of both wrestling and character work. He is not super fantastic, but his character work with Kane & The Authority is light years ahead of anything Randy Orton could pull off. I enjoyed his really long match with Ambrose and his very fun babyface match with Cena at Summerslam. I am not a huge fan, but I like him. That being said, this is a great opportunity to really shake things up and get themselves out of a funk. Im really interested to see who wins. Definitely have my interest now.

I recently watched the angle that kickstarted the feud and that was fucking tremendous. If Rude is considered green in 1988 then he is one of the slowest learners of pro wrestling. Personally, I think Jake is a bit overrated. I finally found some Jake matches I liked in the form of the Steamboat matches. Like you mention Rude had a great matches with Warrior. My thinking is Jake and Rude are both low energy wrestlers however when paired with people can supply movement & energy ala Steamer & Warrior you seem their match quality go through the roof. I was going to check out some Jake & Rude stuff, but getting sluggish on 80s WWF and think it is time for a change sooner, rather than later. Hope this helps!

Hate to see anyone get injured. I like Rollins more than most on here it seems in terms of both wrestling and character work. He is not super fantastic, but his character work with Kane & The Authority is light years ahead of anything Randy Orton could pull off. I enjoyed his really long match with Ambrose and his very fun babyface match with Cena at Summerslam. I am not a huge fan, but I like him. That being said, this is a great opportunity to really shake things up and get themselves out of a funk. Im really interested to see who wins. Definitely have my interest now.

WWF Intercontinental Champion Tito Santana vs Greg "The Hammer" Valentine - WWF, Philly 5/5/84 By watching this match, I have watched every major recorded match these two had during their red hot 84-85 feud. The first two matches in the series are from Philly and are from before the feud really gets kicked off when Valentine breaks Tito's leg with the figure-4 and then Tito swears revenge by learning the figure-4 to break The Hammer's leg, which I still think is like the coolest angle ever. I think besides the cage match that these Philly matches are better than the MSG matches, which feel more like angle advancement. These matches are hard-hitting, almost shoot-style contests. I am going to go back and finish this series off, but that's my recollection. When Greg Valentine initially gets Tito in the corner and just pops him hard with elbows and then just tears into Tito's knee, I fell in love with The Hammer all over again. He is just the consummate bruiser. He was introduced as the master of the figure-4 and wasted not time targetting the leg. Tito sold the pain, but it was early enough that he was going to fight back and fight back he did with shoulder tackles. Valentine caught with a quick uppercut and then in as true heel started to attack the throat. It is such a cheap and nasty thing to do. He dropped Tito throat first on the top rope, dropped elbows and did the little catapult move that is so nasty. Santana was fighting back, but also selling by coughing really well. Once Santana could get a head of steam he blasted him with the Flying Burrito and then he just came at him with those fists of fury. Valentine started to go toe-to-toe with him but quickly realized that begging off maybe more effective. Santana caught his kick, spun him around and absolutely levelled him with a right. It was a perfect worked punch. I love that in desperation Valentine got the knee up when Santana charged into the corner he immediately went for the figure-4. He knew that he almost lost the match and it was now or never he needed to take the opportunity to win the match with his best shot. Furthermore, when Tito valiantly kicked him off, Valentine remained undetered and just tortured the leg of Santana, who kicking off with all his might. It was intense struggle and that was incredibly gripping to watch to see who came out the better. The finish of the match was incredible. Tito Santana took a HUGE HOLY SHIT BUMP! I thought they were going to do the whole crossbody and the momentum takes both men over, but Tito fucking clears Valentine and just went flying to the outside with nothing to break his fall. I thought that was the finish, but then he got back on the apron and they have a war on the apron. Valentine just grabs and him crotches him on the rope. This was not any crotch job. The Hammer threw him down balls-first on this top rope. I don't how much that Tito even had to "sell" he might have just been in straight up pain. This is just badass, logical pro wrestling that builds drama based on the strengths of both wrestlers it grips you as the match takes different turns. I think I liked the March Philly match a hair better, but awesome stuff again. ****1/4

WWF Intercontinental Champion Greg Valentine vs Ricky Steamboat - WWF, MSG 6/21/85 Gorilla Monsoon is the fucking worst. Nobody could take the sails out of hot comeback faster than him with his nonchalant "Nope, he is not going to get him." I will take Vince's bombastic and naive belief that every nearfall is a potential winning fall than Gorilla's constant undercutting of drama. This is the Superstar Sleeze dream match on paper and I think this would be a dream match for most wrestling fans. It does not quite live up OMG RICKYSTEAMBOAT VS GREG VALENTINE~! The beginning is pretty pedestrian surprisingly. For whatever, Valentine did not seem very engaged in the beginning of the match. He was content to bump and sell, but he was not his usual chippy self. Then Steamboat kept locking these holds on Valentine as if to contain him, but Valentine was not supplying energy. I think those clamps are perfect to keep a runaway babyface down or I guess really any explosive wrestler. Valentine was not demonstrating that on this night. I think Steamboat needed to provide more of the energy. He was at times, but he needed to go full throttle. The Valentine heat segment was good. I expect greatness out of The Hammer, so I could not help but be disappointed. It was the standard stiff shots and then setting up for the figure-4. On the flip side, it was standard great Steamboat selling. The entire match up until the finish felt very routine. Basically, it was each guy doing what he did well, but not really responding to each other. Then Steamboat wakes up on the outside and sort of Hulks Up and the crowd's interest is piqued. Then all of sudden it becomes a couple Carolina boys doing Carolina boy things in the ring when they fucking start wailing on each other. This is what I wanted. Steamboat had a tremendous comeback showing great fire and exuding charisma. It was either on a big karate chop or the top rope cross body when the crowd and the match were at a fever pitch that fucking Gorilla said "Nope, he is not going to get him." What a fucking asshole.Valentine had a brief spell of offense before Steamboat Karate'd his ass out of the ring to lose by countout. I will say Steamboat's kicks look aesthetically pleasing in the sense that when his kicking the air it looks smooth and well-executed, but man he just is not connecting at all. Of course, kicks were never part of his repertoire, but hey now he is the Karate Kid so he needs to do KICKS~! This reminds me Jimmy Hart was great in this match first worrying about all the Karate bullshit and then when Steamboat was down and out taunting by calling him the Karate Kid. Great Mouth of the South performance. It is a good match, but not at level I wanted it to be at. ***

Dream Team vs Can-Ams – MSG 1/19/87 Was looking for this forever and my main man, Ricky Jackson, found it and we reviewed it on Tag Teams Back Again #8. Ricky Martel and Tom Zenk may look similar, but Martel has so much more pep in his step that is differentiates him from Zenk. Standard WWF babyfaceshine using the armbar as base. I have always like the spot where they roll through bodyslam and maintain the armbar. Valentine fights back, but cant get anything going. Zenk is in and then Beefer, BOOOOOOOO. Beefcake takes an atomic drop and so does Valentine pinballing him into Martel TIMBBBAAAAAAAH! Martel back to arm, but Valentine drops him throat first on rope and Beefer goes to town. Dream Team double team Martel. Martel scores a big blow, but as Valentine falls down he grabs Martel’s wrist and pulls him with him to his corner. AWESOME SPOT!!! Beefer is at his peak as a work with great movement off a chinlock that was exciting. Then Valentine and Martel just have it out. Martel hits with Lawler like fists of fury! Valentine romps and stomps his way back into control. Suplex into a weird cover that was just lackadaisical and un Valentine like. Beefcake bearhug. Valentine figure-4 inside cradle. Slugfest in corner! Martel crawls over to Zenk. Zenk dropkicks and now double noggin knocker, but Beefer hits clothesline. They work the washboard abs of Zenk. Valentine ab stretch, gut buster and steps on Zenk on his way to tagging Beefer. Bruti tries to hold him down, but Zenk bridges out. Beefer crotches himself on Zenk’s knees tags in Valentine. Collision. Beefer rolls Valentine on top, but only for two. Do two false tags and Martel is PISSED! He throwing strikes but keeps getting forced out. He takes a couple cheapshots because of his frustrations. When Hammer put Zenk in the Figure-4, he launched himself across the ring and looks similar enough to Zenk to get the win! AWESOME MATCH! ****

The Dream Team vs Islanders - Boston 12/6/86 Tama is looking PIMP at the beginning of the match. That jacket is fuckin *****, maybe that's why I got distracted. beefcake add his one useful contribution drops down to the Superfly pose and does "Up Yours!". Haku/Tama start with early double teams on Valentine's arm. Haku gets him a figure 4 armlock and head headscissors and also a hammerlock pinfall attempt. Tama and Valentine have a nice vicious exchange and Valentine also takes a cross body from Tama. Haku veers off cours and starts going after legs: single Boston Crab and spreading his legs apart. Basically the first half of the match was jaw-jacking and then has been working over Valentine. Valentine has kept it interesting with some stogging, but I really want to see him light someone up. Valentine gets a wicked reverse elbow to turn the tide and send Tama crashing to the paraquet floor. Tama is milking it for all its worth and once back in gets thrown back to the outside to take some light Beefcake offense. Valentine brings him in a with a suplex. Tags in Beefcake, but before exiting steps on Tama. Beefcake distracts Haku & ref for more Valentine offense. Beefcake knew where his bread was buttered. Beefcake displays why he is a candidate for worst wrestler of all time with his lame offense. Tama is selling incredibly well and really trying to make up for Beefcake's shitty offense. In such a short time period, Tama has proved himself to have more versatility than most wrestlers display in their whole careers as he plays both an excellent sympathetic face in peril and a great douchebag heel. Valentine comes in and hits a reverse tombstone and then gets a figure 4, but Haku sensing the end is near breaks that up. Tama blocks a Valentine suplex and hits his own. Haku gets the tag and the place is rocking. Haku is a Tongan Tribal Fire Fully Ablaze!!! Haku is just killing the Dream left and right. TIMBAAAAAAAH! Beefcake is calling for timeout. The Islanders have the former champs where they want them. Haku hoists Valentine up and Tama comes acorss with the flying cross body and the bell sounds signaling the time limit draw. TAMA IS PISSED!!! He calls for 5 more minutes. The Dream Team tease taking them up on the offer before bailing. Gorilla gets a word with the three of them and it is a pretty non-descript promo. ***1/2

WWF World Tag Champs British Bulldogs vs Dream Team - 2 Out of Three Falls SNME 10/86 One impressive thing about this series so far has been that these teams have really gone out and had different matches each time. This match saw the Dream Team in control of majority of the match. Hell, Brutus Beefcake looked shockingly competent. Valentine gets a hold of Dynamite's knee early, but Davey Boy comes in and the Dream Team overwhelm him bringing the injured Dynamite back in. I got to give the man some credit, but the Beefer worked Dynamite's knee pretty well, before Valentine was able to wrangle him into a figure 4 and garner the first fall. They continue to work over Dynamite's leg at the beginning of the second fall. But Valentine goes for the always tempting second-rope elbow and misses allowing for Davey Boy to come in like the proverbial house afire. Bulldog hits his dropkick, delayed vertical suplex and running powerslam on Valentine before re-doing that wicked bitchin finish from the non-title match with Dynamite leaping off Beefcake and doing a headbutt on Valentine for the second fall. Towards the beginning of the 3rd fall, there is a strike exchange, which makes me wish there was a Dynamite vs Greg Valentine match. Snap suplex by Dynamite, but he misses the standing headbutt. Valentine is back on the leg, but Dynamite pushes him off on the figure-4 attempt and tags out to Davey Boy. Beefcake gets the tag simultaneously and cuts off Davey Boy (I always want to write Bulldog, but have to stop myself). Valentine hits a suplex and Brutus connects with a high knee, but Dynamite saves. Brutus goes in for a high knee in the corner, but Davey Boy side-steps and picks up the win with a fisherman's suplex. I would say it is close with the Wrestlemania II, but this is the my favorite match that I have seen between these teams. The match runs through the heels more, which is something I prefer. Hell, Beefcake came through in the clutch and proved me wrong in this match. Valentine was his usually violently awesome self. It is not like the Dream Team ate up the Bulldogs. The Bulldogs got in all of their offense and looked both resilient and impressive in their match. I actually think the other matches were too lop-sided in the favor of the Bulldogs that it actually made the Dream Team look like chumps. This match actually made the Bulldogs look more badass for overcoming the Dream Team in a way that just being on offensive never would. Dynamite sold really well throughout the match and Davey Boy is a really good hot tag. I would say this is my pick for best WWF 80s tag match I have seen so far. ****1/4

WWF World Tag Champs Dream Team vs British Bulldogs - Wrestlemania II Beefcake's total amount of time in this match is literally one minute. Thank God. At one point, Gorilla says Valentine has been in there a while and whilst the Hammer conferring with Luscious Johnny V remarks he can't believe Johnny V wouldn't advise a tag out. All I have to say is Gorilla have you seen Beefcake wrestle? Of course, Beefcake's one big move is actually a nice hammerlock slam that was perfectly fed to him by Davey Boy and perfectly setup by Valentine's arm work, but it doesn't stop Gene and Gorilla from going gaga over the Beefer's one move. Give me Dino Bravo every day over that chump. This begins as less of an offensive showcase for the Bulldogs. They still get in their assortment of suplexes (Davey Boy- delayed vertical and Dynamite's snap) and Davey Boy does a gorilla press slam, but Valentine is able to get in a few forearms edgewise throughout. I wouldn't go so far to call spot monkeys like the Steiners (who I love, even though I know most people around these parts arent too fond of), but you do get the feeling that don't really give much of a fuck about structure. Case in point, Dynamite forces Valentine to do the TIMBAHHH bump twice, when he could have done a better job to maximize its effectiveness. Valentine irks me as he randomly just picks up Dynamite at one point and gives him what can be best described as a reverse tombstone piledriver. It just annoys because it felt so much like "Ok now it is my turn" rather him even doing an eye rake to set that up. That does setup Valentine doing his best Flair impersonation, crotching himself and then taking the gorilla press slam. The Bulldogs go for the rocket launcher diving headbutt, but Valentine does some cat and mouse is able to the knee the fuck out of Dynamite (those were pretty vicious). Davey Boy comes in only for his shoulder to eat steel setting up the face in peril segment. Valentine shoulder-breaker and usual hammerlock related offense including Beefcake's sole contribution to the match, I mentioned above. Valentine makes the cardinal mistake of overconfident heels and picks up Davey Boy after the shoulderbreaker. Davey Boy throws Valentine off who collides with Dynamite head first standing on the turnbuckle. Dynamite takes a wicked bump off-camera and the Bulldogs win the titles. I actually like that finish as a callback to the SNME finish. This match was an outstanding one man effort by Valentine as he was bumping and selling for the Bulldogs better because he made this into more his style match as a brutal strike based match. However, he still let the Bulldogs get their spots in. As evidenced by Beefcake's inability to take Dynamite's hooking clothesline in the last match, he clearly was not the man to do that. I have watched the Funks vs Tito/JYD recently, while that is good. This match is still my pick for the best match at the woeful Wrestlemania II card. ****