Superstar Sleeze

Kurt Angle vs Marty Jannetty - Smackdown 3/17/05 ”Marty Jannetty is still Cant walk! Im just a Sexy Kurt! Sexy Kurt! I make your ankle hurt! Ankle Hurt!” I often say there was nothing nostalgic about my teenage years But digging into this stuff again I do have some fond memories and Sexy Kurt is still something me and my brother bring up. The good shit. This is a great build to the Angle/Shawn match and in the video package they show the Rockers reunion on RAW which I totally forgot about. This is a great example of Kurt Angle as an effective Ring general. He guzzles Marty on the mat and presents a clear contrast to Marty‘s feed. He is constantly feeding spots to make Marty look good. He is letting Marty bring the uptempo rhythm and pop the crowd and this crowd definitely was popping for Marty fucking hip tosses were getting pops like it was 1988 BABY! Angle would ground him again and we do it all over again. It was the perfect “You still got it” match. During the break Angle shoved Marty into the post. He was clinical in the dissection of the back. Good variety of throws and holds. The arm drag out of the Angle Slam popped off the page because of the story they were telling. Marty gets a DDT and we get the big rah rah sis boom bah grand finale from Marty. Spinning heel kick looked great. Crossbody roll through after that they timed near falls so well that you thought Marty had a chance. Angle lock fake out to get the real one on the Rocker Dropper was the cherry on the Sundae. Perfect TV match to get everyone over. I miss these kind of matches *** 1/2

WWE Champion JBL vs Big Show - WWE No Way Out 2005 Barbed Wire Steel Cage I dont know this match intrigued me I think it is an above average match but I don’t necessarily think you need to go out of your way to see it. JBL is on a Honky Tonk run of a lifetime. Having two world titles allowed them to experiment with shit like this that they never would have had they kept only one title. My brother and I always remark we were at the last Smackdown that Bradshaw was APA Bradshaw as a joke. JBL totally over delivered he went from a random what the fuck he’s getting pushed to winning me and my brother over. Great gimmick, great promo but honestly never watched back anything outside the famous bloodbaths against Eddie and Cena. In my research, Big Show has a pretty nonexistent 2005 was he injured he has this and the WrestleMania showcase against Akebono then doesnt pop up again until the end of the year. I’ll have to check his Cagematch, I wanted a Watts slobberknocker and sort of half got it. Both dudes lay their shit in. Bradshaw has some great offense. The comparisons to Hansen would have doomed him in Japan but he was probably better suited for Japan. He surprisingly doesnt really stooge or chickenshit sell for Big Show. The whole gimmick outside the ring is he is a chickenshit and the Barbed Wire Steel Cage means his jabronis Orlando Jordan and Bashams Cant bail him out. Yet he never really sells fear. He would get an opening and search for an opening in the Barbed Wire did this three times. Maybe the camera work was bad but he wasn’t selling it. Big Show and him were hitting hard Bur still something was missing. Man looking back on it 2005 WWE was FUCKING VIOLENT! It was nonstop blood. Show was bleeding profusely after a cage shot. I thought Show transition was weak though a nice Powerbomb. Cabinet smells defeat bum rushes the Ring and is able to get a pair of wire cutters to JBL before Teddy Long tells them to get to steppin. Bradshaw clocks Show with the wire cutters CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! It is a fucking good one. For two! Big Show Chokeslam for two! Like hitting bombs back to back there. JBL low blow. He gets the Cutters so he is going to try to clip his way out. THEY TRADE ABSOLUTE BOMBS ON THE TOP ROPE! STIFF STIFF SHOTS! CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE MUTAFUCKIN RING! What a spot no one talks about. Big Show snaps the chain off the door. I know JBL wins but how?!? They shoot the camera shot in such a way you know something’s up. The announcer declares JBL the winner as WTF and you see JBL crawled under the Ring to win which is a clever finish for the chickenshit escape artist to escape with the title again. Batista and Cena take turns beating JBL…Cole says it could be a Triple Threat I groaned fuck no audibly out loud out of reflex even though I know that didn’t happen. The Chokeslam spot is INSANE! They are lucky they didn’t accidentally fall through that. How is that not more famous? February title match is a lame duck title defense and the finish kinda washes it out but damn I am surprised Thats not up there with Show and Lesnar breaking the Ring. The shots were stiff, big power moves, INSANE high spot but still this leaves me wanting more. I wanted more character work from both more fire from Big Show and more chickenshit from JBL. Very good but you can really just watch the clip of the Chokeslam and call if a day. *** 1/2

Kurt Angle vs John Cena - WWE No Way Out 2005 Shockingly good. They both played to their characters perfectly. This shows the beauty of respecting the strengths and weaknesses of each wrestler. If every wrestler is just the all around best and can do everything everyone else can do it is fucking boring as shit. These two stayed in their respective lanes and a kickass match was born out of it. Winner goes to WrestleMania to face JBL for the title. Simple story But effective Angle is going to have his way on the mat and Cena will be outwrestled. Cena needs to use his power and heart to turn this into a street fight. A lot of times in Angle matches he loses his way and gets highspot happy But he stuck to the script and kept this straight wrestling and Cena was forced to react. I love how Angle took control with some cool takedowns and established the mountain Cena had to scale. Cena blasts Angle with one his ugly clotheslines and tackles him on the outside over the announce table. Cena is going to have to win ugly. German Suplex to the buckles was such a meaningful momentum shift away from Cena and put over Angle’s throws can happen from well any angle. Now they have established both strategies they can let them cook. Angle works holds and in & out of holds is throwing suplexes. Eventually Cena bulldozes Angle with a Shoulder Tackle. This is before the Cena Formula was set and this shoulder tackle looked brutal. Couple meat hook clotheslines. Cena was sticking to the power game and wrestling ugly. He is all heart and brawn. Angle has the mind and the science. I liked Angle trying to get finishers but thwarted. Great organic setup for the top rope leg drop from Cena with Angle trying to get back in the Ring after the Anglelock counter. It really came off like Cena pulling out all the stops to get to WrestleMania. I was surprised he hit the FU and only got two as I thought that would have been protected by a rope break or something. I loved Angle’s reaction. He absorbed Cena’s biggest blow and just went berserk picking a part the leg. He was playing with his food now play time is over because he almost tasted defeat. I loved urgency and desperation. Great leg work and selling. Angle Slam into Angle lock. Great drama here. Angle refuses to let go of the and knocks the ref out. He gets Cena’s chain But Cena cuts him off at the pass and hits a FU for three. I thought finish was a little weak especially after the earlier kick out. I think Chain + FU would have been sick like if there was a way to get Angle to punch himself with the Chain. Cena wrestler this like the biggest match of his life because it was. It was his opportunity to get to WrestleMania and I loved how he poured his heart for this one. The wrestler vs street fighter story really rocked. They established each strategy early. Each man got a segment to execute and show off their strategy. Then Angle said fuck this and went to town only to deviate from the game plan and lose. With a better finish this could have been a classic going to go **** but I wouldn’t bat an eye if someone went higher. Early Cena was so raw and unpolished so gripping to watch.

Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio - Smackdown 2/10/05 This is a part of a tournament to determine the #1 Contender for JBL’s title for WrestleMania I believe this is a quarterfinal match. This takes place in Japan which might explain the slower pace and more wrestling from Angle. These two have freaky chemistry with each other. This is not their best match together But I really watching these two together and I would say Rey is Angle’s best opponent. He brings out that bully jock heel side to Angle. Angle is just guzzling him early. Taking him down at will just having his way with Rey. Rey tries to get things going Angle mows him down with a shoulder tackle or a knee lift. He is more powerful and he really shows off his wrestling. So he creates that mountain for Rey to scale. Rey does finally get Angle off balance with a Rana and in the scramble drop toe hold into the ropes but Angle evades the 619 I loved that spot. Showed Rey needs to keep Angle off balance and go for his kill shot. They play over and over again that when Angle deviates from the game plan of manhandling Rey by running Rey makes him pay like the roll through on sunset flip into a dropkick, sending Angle over top rope hitting a dive and the missed charge that leads to Rey’s comeback. Angle for his part stuffs any Rey momentum with great suplexes and even works the back pretty well. Surprisingly I thought Angle outworked Rey. Angle was working smarter and playing better to his character. I thought Rey was being lazy. Always using elbows to get out of holds so banal. Using Irish Whips when could be creative how to get things into motion but angle did usually make him pay. The Rey uptempo finish stretch is always fun. Lots of high spots and attempts at the 619. I liked Angle made him earn catching the first 619 into an Anglelock. Going for the Angle Slam but getting arm dragged. Thats the the narrative of their matches cat and mouse. In this match, Kurt finally catches Rey BANG Angle Slam and I love how he urgently gets into Anglelock and sits down into the grapevine for the win. Brilliant stuff from Angle wish Rey was a bit more creative But these are two are so fun together very good cat and mouse match *** 3/4

Ric Flair vs Kurt Angle - WWE RAW 6/27/05 Oh my Fucking God this was incredible. Ric Flair wrestles like the craziest dirty old man you’d ever see. He was absolutely FERAL! Fuck the haters 05/06 adds to the case doesnt detract. This comes after the famous Woo Off Promo which I remember fondly watching live as a teenager, so I definitely saw this match but don’t remember it. This is start of Flair on his own as HHH lost for the third and final time to Batista the night before. Flair got one last push winning the IC Title and feuding with HHH and Edge. My issue with Angle has always been between the ropes; I always found to be a funny. Entertaining guy outside the ring. This match works so well because Angle wrestles it so straight and Flair wrestles like a crazy old bastard. Angle wants to work holds & throws and fucking Flair is trying to yank out molars and pluck eyeballs. Flair takes two big bumps on the floor off an over head Belly 2 Belly and a back drop. A Superplex gets fucked up but turns into a gnarlier bump. Flair bites out of an STF and TESTICULAR CLAW on the Anglelock. A Carlos Colon Low Blow! This is so good! Flair rattles off some amazing offense delayed Vertical, works the leg, FIGURE-4! On the Kneecrusher Angle turns it into Angelock For the win. I have been enjoying Ultraviolent Old Man Flair But this was even better because it played into the Dirtiest Player in the Game but it was so FERAL! I LOVED IT! **** 1/4

Ric Flair Vs Triple H - Survivor Series 2005 Last Man Standing It is funny starting in 2014 with WWE Network I never thought finding pro wrestling would be tough but with all these switches to the library and I don’t have Netflix I am reliant on all the old methods I used as a teenager. What is old is new again. Ric Flair’s Intercontinental Title is not on the line which telegraphs the finish even as a teenager it was obvious to me that meant HHH would win. HHH didnt embrace being a nostalgia act until Summer of 2006 when he reunited DX. So he was still rebuilding himself to do the job to Cena at Mania 22. I am surprised I had never seen this match before as I know I have watched the Taboo Tuesday match a couple times. Old Man Flair sucking is pretty overblown. He is very good in this and has been in all the 2005/06 matches I have watched so far. This match is Wile E Coyote vs Roadrunner with HHH playing the role of Coyote and Flair being the Roadrunner. HHH being younger, stronger and faster than Flair should steam roll him But he keeps trying this complicated and elaborate schemes to maim Flair which keeps giving Flair openings. HHH gets a chair; Flair cracks him with a Kendo Stick. He talks smack; Flair Testicular Claw. HHH Pedigree on the Announce Table; Back body drop. Had a chair in his hands laid down to Pedigree onto the Chair; Flair Low Blow. This led to the only meaningful control segment but we will get back to it. HHH Ring steps smashes Flair goes for the charge; Flair drop toehold. I really enjoyed this narrative. Flair bleeding buckets and the violence really add to it all. Flair had some great chops and punches. He very rarely played such an underdog babyface even against Vader he was still The Man. Here he is fighting for his life. He really sold the desperation. He easily had the best stretch of the match smashing HHH’s nuts into the post. Working the legs against the Ring post the chop blocks, the desperation biting. He was feral. The Figure-4 was a great spot. They could have done a lot more with HHH not being able to stand in a Last Man Standing Match but they basically just went into the finish. It was the Ring steps. Then the Flash Pedigree which was great. Loved the Middle Finger by Flair after two more. The Sledgehammer you know it was coming but that was lame finish. Flash Pedigree, Second One, Flair Middle Finger, Pedigree on the Chair would have the ruled. The one thing I didn’t mention but really put over the violence was the Screwdriver by HHH to Flair‘s open wound. 2005/2006 WWE was ultra violent. Maybe the most violent stretch in WWE. What hurt this match the most is HHH. Man he is just so soulless. Mechanically everything is fine. His offense was tight and he sold well but man he has no heart, spirit to his work. Easily great but could have been a classic with a better HHH performance. ****

Ric Flair vs Mick Foley - Summerslam 2006 I Quit I attended this match live in Boston headed into my senior year of high school and I remember thinking it was so violent it was unsettling. Finally watching it back and this is one of the most violent WWE matches of all time. I should have promoted Old Man Flair as Death Match Flair maybe he would have kept #1 spot for GWE. Flair’s punches are unreal in this match. They look so damn good. He has always had a good punch but damn. I didn’t love how the match started but after the Testicular Claw after the first Mr Socko this was gold. Chopping Foley with a Barbed Wire Mr Socko ruled. The 2006 weapon of choice the Barbed Wire rears its ugly head. Flair taps a gusher. His TLC Match against Edge was another level of blood but this was a lot. The thumb tacks and barbed wire bat. Loved telling Foley kiss my ass on the mic. The Ol Carlos Colon Ball shot and then goes wild with the Barbed Wire Bat! No one does unhinged like the Nature Boy. Sickening Nestea Plunge. The trainer tries to call off the match but Flair gets the line of the decade in with “This is not a lay on your ass match, this is an I Quit Match”. He goes for the eyes with the Barbed Wire Bat. I thought it was weird in 2006 and it is even weirder now is the whole Foley/Melina angle friendship, romance, perversion who knows? Melina throws in the towel and verbal says I Quit but Thats not good enough. When it looks like Flair was going to take the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat to Melina only then did Foley say I Quit. You always book yourself into a corner with an I Quit match unless it is a smarmy chicken shit heel like Tully or MJF who can survive or in fact thrive by saying those words. Flair and Foley are far too proud to say them thus the clusterfuck finish. It was better off being a Street Fight or Last Man Standing. The Melina shit was weird and I am pretty sure Foley just leaves. 2006 was a weird booking year in general. The feud felt random then And didnt really belong or advance the company forward But it was a helluva match. Another awesome 2006 Flair performance! The finish holds back from a full 4, *** 3/4

WWE Champion Edge vs Ric Flair - RAW 1/17/06 TLC Match Fuck the haters Old Man Flair Rules! I loved this match when I was a teenager I was shocked I hadn’t reviewed it which means I haven’t watched it in 20 years but man it still rocks. I never saw Edge’s Cash-In. I must have seen the highlights on RAW but watching it back with Vince introducing it and telling people not to leave gave it a bigger feel than the rinky dink run out but pull back at the last second bullshit. I was surprised they didn’t give Cena a hope spot. It was a couple Edge spears. This was Peak Edge. This is when he felt his hottest and biggest. The Cash-In is literally the only time I remember wrestling discussed in High School during class. The TLC match with Flair and the Live Sex Celebration with Lita are some of the most memorable moments of the era. Lita added so much to his act. I know they tried to duplicate it with Vickie but just didn’t work. It is too bad she didn’t stick around because they were on fire together. Teenage Marty Sleeze definitely loved him some Lita outfits back in the day, some real iconic ones. The match is a grueling hardcore brawl which focuses on violence without too much feng Shui. Flair’s Chops looked amazing. They ramped up the violence well from the back drop and suplex on the floor to a sick chair shot busting Flair open to the Edge splash from the ladder in the Ring through the table on the floor. Looked fucking awesome! Flair adapted to the environment dished out some violence but was just taking nutty bumps like a Superplex from ladder. The two hope spots were awesome! Tipping Edge off the ladder through a table on the outside always looks sick. The Figure-4 on Lita was a great spot and she sold it so well. Edge gets back up and wins the match But what a great fight. Spear! Cena saves Flair from another Conchairto. Cena ricochets the chair into his own head. This being in Flair Country with the Future Charlotte screaming really adds to the match. Old Garbage Man Flair rules! All Hail The GOAT! *** 3/4

Rob Van Dam vs Hardcore Holly - ECW 9/26/06 I am like 99% sure I watched this live as I gave up on ECW by the end of the year. Otherwise I would have seen the replay a million times elsewhere because this match is famous for the nasty gash on Holly’s back after he suplexes RVD from the apron through a table. Very famous spot. Before the table spot, I was pretty disappointed by the match. Very stilted both guys waiting a beat too long. Shit I expect out of today’s kids not 90s veterans. I liked that each opportunity for Holly was from RVD showboating or setting up the table. I always feel like Holly is someone I like because he is no-nonsense but he does NOT wrestle no-nonsense, smash mouth he is just blasé. After the table spot the open wound definitely adds to the match and as far as RVD’s Carrot Top Prop Wrestling goes the steel chairs were pretty done. Holly hits a couple nasty spots dropping throat first on an unfolded chair and then a leg drop on the chair. RVD gets on a suplex on chair right on the wound. So that really had to hurt. The Chair Throw block of the Five Star Frogsplash was sick. A really great Van Daminator! Five Star Frogsplash ends it. It is a weird matvh to rate because the beginning suck and the rest was prop high spots that were exciting but empty then everything gets amplified by the insane gash. That was pretty hardcore so only be generous and say *** 1/2

Mick Foley, Edge & Lita vs Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer & Beulah - ECW One Night Stand 2006 Mick Foley’s pre match promo is pretty funny saying he loved ECW under Stephanie McMahon and Long Love The Alliance. It doesn’t get as much as heat as you expect probably because it was actually funny. Beulah comes out to challenge for a 6-Person tag. Honestly you can JIP to the Barbed Wire Board I didn’t really think there was anything special in the beginning maybe some Terry Funk nostalgia spots. They suplex the barbed wire board onto Dreamer and business picks up. Foley eats it worse on a Funk trip. I thought Edge would at least blade. Foley gets revenge on Terry Funk who gave him a black eye by cutting him open near the eye. This leads to the call back to the famous Lawler match and the match is cooking now. Funk gets carried to the back. Customary Dreamer Testicular Punishment with Lita leg dropping a barbed wire baseball bat onto his nuts. Edge gets his sexual harassment with Beulah in an abdominal stretch. This was peak Edge as a character. The act with Lita was so good. They were such a good sleaze act. It is when he felt most main event. Terry Funk makes his triumphant return with a barbed wire 2x4 which gets lit on fire by Beulah! He attacks Foley with it who takes a nasty bump into the barbed wire board. Then Funk gets sent careening onto the board with Foley. We get the CATFIGHT~! Dreamer has his little run hitting DVD on Lita and the Barbed Wire Crossface on Edge. Edge uses the Barbed Wire across for what I think is Edgecution. Spear to Beulah with sexually suggestive pin for extra sleaze heat. They have to cut Funk out of the barbed wire in a cool visual. The match takes a bit to get going but there’s a lot to love once the Barbed Wire gets going. Everyone plays their characters well Funk and surprisingly Edge are stand outs on the match. A good garbage match enhanced by the character work of everyone. ****

WWE Champion John Cena vs Rob Van Dam - ECW One Night Stand 2006 This is probably one of the most famous matches I have never seen. It should be even more famous because of excellent it is. The hostile crowd is a major selling point and the atmosphere totally delivers as expected. The throwing the shirt into the crowd and back into the ring was spectacular. The heat is off the charts! "If Cena Wins, We Riot" sign is iconic. But it is telling. It is NOT "If RVD Loses, We Riot". It is all about Cena. You could have sent out pretty much any ECW wrestler, Sandman, Dreamer, Sabu etc... and you would get the same reaction, but the match and the atmosphere hinge on Cena. John Cena is the draw. However, this match is a lot more than just great atmosphere it is an awesome match as well worked perfectly for this crowd. This is in my Fave Five of John Cena individual performances. He works the match like a heel perfectly. He adjusts so well. The more Cena I have watched the more it annoys me how quickly he goes into heat ala 90s Savage. Now he has a better extended comeback than 90s Savage, but still a little shine never killed anyone. This match he works the whole thing full on heel and the timing of his cutoffs is pitch perfect. He works the crowd into a lather brilliantly responding to each chant so wisely. "You cant wrestle"...Cradle Suplex. "Same Old Shit"...Top Rope Sledge to the floor. Even the fuck up in the match works because it gives the ravenous ECW crowd a chance to chant "You fucked up" at the Corporate Stooge/Icon. The whole match Cena wrestles with such great purpose. Every punch as oomph. Every time RVD looks like he is going to get something going like the mule kick or a dive, Cena has an answer. He is wrestling with ice water in his veins but at the same time he is visibly bristled by the reaction. It is a cool, seething anger. The type of anger that can be controlled and unleashed to devastating effects on your opponent. I loved the shove of the railing into the crowd and punching RVD with a Fuck You Cena sign. RVD eventually has to do something in the grand scheme of RVD Carrot Top bullshit it is not that annoying. Some spinning leg drops. I do like Rolling Thunder on the chair. What is more important than what RVD did is what it led to it was his first significant combination of moves that led to Cena putting the chair on top of himself to block the Split Legged Moonsault. Genius. Throwing the ECW bullshit back in their faces. RVD is all time great eater of DDTs but even better than that was the catapult through the chair. That was gnarly! I am sad we didnt get the Shoulder Blocks, but we do get the Protobomb and a great Five Knuckle Shuffle really soaking in the atmosphere. RVD Carrot Top Prop Comedy starts with the table, but Cena makes him pay with STFU for taking his eye off the prize. Another Brilliant Cutoff! Rope break and the ECW REF ENFORCES IT! Which smacks of hypocrisy and leads to Cena SLUGGING THE ECW REF! WHAT A GREAT SPOT! Cena the Corporate Golden Boy snaps and does the most anti-authority thing only leading to the Anti-Authority crowd still booing him. The beauty of tribalism in pro wrestling (in sucks in the real world). Cena shows off his otherworldly strength by smashing the ring steps into RVD and Nick Patrick counts 2. FU TO THE FLOOR! Which was a great spot looked violent but protected the move as there was no pinfall. A Mystery Man cough Edge cough spears Cena through the table RVD set up. Thank You Edge chants. This crowd is consistent in just one thing their hatred for Cena. They would sell their anti-authority souls to keep on hating Cena. Five Star Frogsplash! No ref so Paul Heyman comes out and counts the pin and the crowd pop is like an 8, when you think it should be an 11. I do think the finish was a little too WWE. I get that ultimately ECW was being spun off and that Cena/Edge was the big feud for the Summer of 06, BUT I thought the finish threw some water on the fire when there was whole lot of fire. This is such an anti-RVD match and it is so much better for it. They worked a Cena match through and through except Cena was a heel working a PERFECT pace. His timing was so good. Each cutoff was just sublime. They didnt let RVD do any of his stupid shit. He did enough selling and bumping to make the match work. He threw in a couple signature spots (I was surprised there was not Van Daminator). The match is a testament to Cena's wrestling IQ and really should be remembered as a classic in the canon. Cena Rules! **** 1/4

Dudley Boyz vs Sandman & Tommy Dreamer - ECW One Night Stand “They believe because he [The Sandman] believes” -Mick Foley explaining Kayfabe in 5 words. It was never about the fans believing in Kayfabe or the whole thing was real or not. It is the wrestlers that have to believe in Kayfabe and everything else follows. It was when the wrestlers stop believing in Kayfabe that whole thing falls apart. My ECW knowledge peaks in 1995 decreases each subsequent year so I know these teams have history But I haven’t seen it. I assume RVD must have been injured because he is not on the card or any of the hijinx. So of those available to them this was the biggest possible main event. Heyman’s line that JBL was only champion because HHH didn’t want to work Tuesday was funny and Bradshaw’s reaction was even better. I wish I got the version with the real songs as Sandman’s entrance was epic you could tell by the fans reactions but I needed the real Metallica. BWO bit was good they needed to be on the card. Surprised Kid Kash was there but of course you needed Balls and Axl Rotten! The match itself there was not much to it. Lots of blood some sick chair shots and cookie sheet shots. It was more of a Dreamer match than Sandman match which bummed me out because I prefer Sandman by a lot, Impact Players come out. So we get the Francine / Beulah cat fight! Joey Styles is atrocious. Dreamer & Beulah DDTs on the Dudleyz. We get the 3-D. Spike Dudley comes out to light the table on FIRE which always looks cool and they put it out with Dreamer’s body. Sick finish. Stone Cold comes out and the Hammerstein EXPLODES~! The whole show the RAW & Smackdown heels Lee by Bischoff and JBL respectively have been watching like the two old dudes in the Muppets. We finally get the big brouhaha! Taz coming out in full regalia and choking out Angle was cool. They should have done a big spot with JBL getting his comeuppance. They have Foley drag Bischoff from the commentary desk to the Ring. Bischoff is in his element he kills it for all it’s worth. Stone Cold plays air traffic controller 3-D! Flying Headbutt! 619! All WWE Guys and A STONE COLD STUNNER! The Dudleyz take out the trash throwing Bischoff out of the Hammerstein but simultaneously walking out of WWE as this was their last night on a WWE show until their comeback they would be on TNA for the Spike TV run! It is not must see But it is pretty entertaining bullshit that flies by. *** 1/2

@ohtani's jacket post makes me want to rewatch this. Damn I got pumped up just reading that shit.

Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka - ECW One Night Stand 2005 A match that would be enhanced by watching on mute. Joey Styles starts off shrill and fucking annoying crosses into scum territory when he openly wises for Awesome to take his own life which tragically Awesome does later in life. Styles ends up dropping his phony aggrieved act and calls the match but he is so annoying that it hurts the match. The suicide was so disgusting and low even for pro wrestling. I enjoy pretty much all their matches together and I think this probably the best of the lot. All matches are great in the same vein of Big Dumb Fun and this is no exception. It is all killer no filler. Stringing big violent impactful high spot after each other. Theres not enough dumb wrestling anymore. Everyone’s trying to have these “classics” just go dumb. The third steel chair shot to Tanaka is the gnarliest chair shot I have ever seen. I love Powerbombs. There are so many great Powerbombs in this match. I love Awesome really javelins Tanaka on these Powerbombs. Some great dives too from Mike Awesome. The Finish with the AwesomeBomb from the Ring to the floor with out of nowhere Awesome over the top rope splash basically piledriving himself was insane! Incredible spot fest tons of fun doesnt over stay it’s welcome. **** 1/4

NWA US Champion Nikita Koloff vs Magnum TA - NWA Worldwide 9/20/86 2/3 Falls I think one of the reasons I waited this long to watch the Nikita/Magnum stuff is because of Crocketts taping vs airing schedule it gets really confusing what is what. Match 7 is the banger in my opinion and Thats from August Worldwide. Nikita wins with a chain. Nikita is 100% official champion for this match which is the rematch and it is 2/3 Falls. In a way we are getting Matches 8, 9 & 10 all in one go. First Fall: These two have really great chemistry with each other. This is not as uptempo as Match 7 but had a great Clash of Titans. Every lock up matters. Every punch matters. Mags has a great punch and there are some magnificent ones on display here. Mags tags Nikita first who powders. Nikita gets a cheap shot in the ropes and uses his power/weight and underhanded tactics to maintain control. Magnum gets a flash pin with Belly 2 Belly awesome! Second Fall: Mags is working the leg. Nikita lures him outside and smashes his head into railing. Really rings his bell. Great heat segment bashing Mags head into hard objects. Love the style of choke slam Nikita does here. Full force choke and driving Mags down to the ground would love to see someone do that in modern times. RUSSIAN SICKLE! Loving the efficiency of the falls. Third Fall: Mags is under the gun he is well behind Nikita now that he has felt the Sickle. I love all the hope spots. The crossbody. The double noggin knocker. The punch as Nikita comes off the top. Each time Nikita comes back and regains controls. It generates such strong tension. Like a real sporting contest of can your hero, your hometown favorite come from behind. Every opening is met with an answer from Nikita. I love the struggle, the urgency from both men to either keep control or wrest control. Nikita misses a shoulder tackle in the corner. Magnum really storms back. He calls for the Belly 2 Belly but has to settle for a backslide. Tommy counts three but immediately sees the feet on the ropes. He does NOT call for the bell. Mags thinks he has won, he grabs the belt and punches Uncle Ivan and smashes Nikita with the US Title and Tommy Young has the best reaction “Why did you go and do that Magnum now I gotta DQ you”. One of the best finishes of this type because you can see why Magnum thought he won and the heels were just jumping him post match against the referee hand being forced to DQ Mags. Not as good as Match 7 but this is still great. I love using 2/3 Falls to get to see each of their finishes actually win a fall as in the 80s that never happened. All in all a good fuck finish. **** 1/4

NWA US Champion Magnum TA vs Nikita Koloff - NWA Worldwide 8/23/86 Match #7 These two captured lightning in a bottle! I wouldn’t call either a great worker but this was a home run! Magnum feels like an incomplete case. He was just getting good and finally feeling big time when the accident happened. The crowd being absolutely molten got also helped. Mags shine is so fun and amplified the crowd. The crossbody near fall right off the bat the crowd was rocking. Dropkicking over the top. There was something about the Double Axehandle from the top that was just so big time, so king sized so electric. Sometimes a move is just a move but sometimes it is a MOVE~! And you know in that moment of time you have captured something special. We miss the transition to heat but we get a great Dustin-style bump on a missed crossbody and the way Nikita works the back is so good. The shoulder tackles driving Magnum into hard parts of ring is great. I loved the Bearhug. An all time great bear hug. Magnum does have an undeniable punch. Really fucking good! Loved loved the finish! Uncle Ivan gets piledriven on the floor. Electric! Tussle with Krushev the ref gets entangled. FLYING CHAIN RUSSIAN SICKLE 1-2-3! HOLY FUCK ALL TIME GREAT HEEL FINISH! THIS MATCH RULES! **** 1/2

Terry Funk vs Barry Windham - WWC 9/19/86 WWC Universal Title Tournament First Round I believe the only meeting between two legends that you think would have faced off against each other multiple times but not sure where and when their paths would have crossed. This is the WWC match that has stuck out to me as the match I really wanted to watch after a decade plus finally getting to it. BW starts off having some fun at Funk’s expense where his cowboy hat and Funk is down to stooge early. Hennig was not a bad pick for Mr Perfect but Windham is one of the most athletic men to ever wrestle. Watch how he nonchalantly catches a flying wooden chair with one hand from a Funk temper tantrum. Some see sawing on the top rope from Funk. All in good fun. Now it is time for the match to pick up on the outside. if you love piledrivers you will love this match, 5 total. Two from Funk on the outside here and a then a mule kick Ballshot because we are in Puerto Rico baby! In addition to how Windham catches that chair, watch he melts into his bumps especially a crazy one through the ropes to the floor. Such a stud. The heads collide and now it is BW’s turn. One of the best Windham control segments I have seen. Three piledrivers, two on the floor. Great punches of course. What makes this so great are the little wrinkles they throw in. When Windham misses an elbow drop he sells so well that you think it is leading to a heat segment. Instead he holds onto the top rope on a neck breaker and Funk goes crashing down. Excellent. Funk throws in some light heartedness acting so phased by repeated blows into the top turnbuckle that he is still seesawing until he falls out of the Ring head- first and ends up horse collaring a chair and feeding for Windham punches. Excellent! BW LARIAT! Barry thinks he gets the pin but Funk rolls him up for the win im a very 80s finish for BW to save face. Funk’s promo against Rick Martel is fun at first saying he is cattle rancher not a pig farmer and Puerto Rico is full of pigs but takes a darker turn when he references that Martel’s life-ending heart attack that happened on the island. This was awesome real slam bang stuff no down time that was elevated by Funk’s humor/creativity and Windham’s athleticism. ****

Shout out to @El Boricua for recommending this gem WWC Universal Champion Carlos Colon vs Kamala - WWC 1/6/86 Kamala is a million times better than Abdullah The Butcher! This might be my favorite Kamala individual performance and that’s saying a lot because I’m a Kamala mark. Right from the opening bell theres more zip and gusto to everything he does. He is throwing those overhand chops. I love his reaction to being punched first is to run around like a madman and touch his toes. Second is to powder and he stooges so good. His kicks look the best I’ve ever seen him. Arm pit nerve hold popped me. Unfortunately theres a clip and we don’t see how Akbar gets busted open. Kamala shoves the ref three times, three strikes youre out but he decimates Colon before leaving with a punctuation mark of a Splash which is sold like death. 10 minutes of Kamala awesomeness! Wish we had it in full and wish we had the rematch!

WWC Universal Champion Carlos Colon vs Tully Blanchard - WWC 1983 I believe the commentary team is Hugo Sanovich and Bobby Jaggers it is helpful on some ways and distracting & annoying in others but it is totally worth it for Jaggers mispronouncing flagrant as fragrant. The idea of fragrant violation in response to a ball shot had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video. Everything Flair detractors say about Flair being weak applies to Tully a hundredfold. I like Tully but this is not a wrestler with much in the way of offense or working on top. He is the ultimate stooge and heat seeker. This is very compatible with Colon’s style as Tully can pinball and stooge off of Colon’s punches and draw heat by stalling and short cuts. We get that with a foreign object and throwing Colon out of the Ring multiple times and brawling at the railing. I thought the first Colon comeback started lame. Kind of like I am over this I am going to fights back and do a ROUNDOFF~! But even though transition was lame the match really picked up here. Loved the atomic drop on the railing. Love AWA-style spot where Tully gets his foot on the rope so Colon attacks it and works it over building to the Figure-4. We get the Fragrant Mule Kick Ballshot! I didn’t like Tully getting right back on offense after that. Good use of the ref to blind Colon coming off the top eating a punch. I liked the ref bump leading to ref table topping Tully on a suplex attempt got three. This match is proof even 1980s matches needed an editor. I think if switch the order of some of the spots you could have really whipped me and the crowd into a frenzy. I would say this is a fragrant *** 1/2 match.

WWC Universal Champion Carlos Colon vs Bruiser Brody - WWC 1984 Chain Match I dont think I have ever heard Brody speak before. Totally kills the aura. He shouldn’t speak. Lame promo. I like Brody more than most and this was a good Brody performance. He is easily better than Abby in my opinion but far worse than Hansen. This is nowhere near as good as Hansen Bullrope match as this is also touch four corners match. I like how Brody needs to be beaten down and pinned down to chain him to Colon. He blindsides Colon but with the belt and punch he can hold him down. Colon kicks some ass inside and outside the Ring. Brody comes back using the chain to thrust at Colon’s throat, wrapping the chain around Colon’s eyes is the money shot of the match. Brody kicks some ass on the outside he is the first to touch corners. Colon starts rifling him shots. Brody has such a good register with the hair. Bodyslam by Colon! WOW! Colon starts going for corners. Brody’s ally gives him a kidney shot and Colon collapses into the fourth corner for the classic 80s fuck finish. I mean Brody didnt even have to be pinned he couldn’t have just been KO’d for the fourth corner. Always got to save that heat. There is way more heat for the managers to brawl as Brody decks Colin’s buddy but Colon beats both the heels back to the dressing room before checking on his compadre. Very good double juice brawl with some nice chain usage. Both have better matches but this is good. *** 1/2

WWC Universal Champion Carlos Colon vs Ric Flair - WWC 10/16/82 Ric Flair is the NWA World Heavyweight Champion but they make it clear that Flair is challenging for Colon’s Universal Title as Colon is billed as “Campeon” and Flair, “Retador”. However I still didn’t expect a clean finish. Excellent Flair title defense! I was really interested to see how Colon fit within the Flair Formula and just how how Colon would work Championship style match. I wish we had more of this style from Colon. Amateur riding to start from Flair but Colon escapes. Colon grabs a hammerlock and basically doesnt let go for 10 minutes. Typically great Flair in how he makes Colon fight through his offense to earn the arm work. Flair tries the chops but Colon wrenches him down with the wristlock. Flair tries to turn it into a track meet but Colin stays disciplined laser focused on the arm. Here comes the Flair roughhousing the knee lifts, the elbows but Colon won’t give up. It takes a well timed Headbutt to the midsection or was it lower Ahhhhh the beauty of pro wrestling to get Colon off his game. Classic Flair rough housing and crowding but he isn’t in there with just any Jamoke this is fiery Carlitos Colon and two fire fights that break out in the corner are just money reminiscent of Garvin and Wahoo! Flair powders! Hell Yeah! Flair is able to go to his old stand by and throw Colon out of the Ring twice to take over. One thing that is unexpected is how much bigger Flair is than Colon. Colon disappears behind Flair at times and we forget how big Flair really is. Hoists Colon up for two snake eyes which was cool. Gutwrench, butterfly, delayed vertical suplexes. Flair’s punches in the corner are so underrated. He crashes down on the knee. When Flair is feeling it, there’s nothing better. Electric. Figure-4. Colon reverses it! Colon Press Slam! Colon FIGURE-4! Dueling Figure-4s. Flair eye rake! Back Suplex! Great organic transition into the piledriver and smashing Colon’s head into the exposed part of the turnbuckle and the post busting him open. Excellent! Flair’s elbows and those rapid fire punches to the open wound on the head are amazing! He has such an underrated punch. He looks unhinged. This is an all time great Flair heat segment. Colon gets a couple babyface hope spots the sunset flip and the crossbody. Flair freaks out and throws him back outside and wants to smash Carlitos head into more steel but ends him tasting steel! I bite on the double Countout here hard. Flair is reeling. MULE KICK BALLSHOT! Ultimate act of desperation. Nobody does it better. You felt like everything was slipping away from Flair and out of desperation he takes the low road! SLEEPER! Colon falls forward! FIRE FIGHT BREAKS OUT! COLON KNOCKDOWNS FLAIR! ROUNDOFF~! PUERTO RICO IS ROCKING! FLAIR FLIP! The crowd believes! Flair double leg…feet on the ropes. Flair argues with the ref. O’Connor Roll 1-2-No! Flair hip toes! BLOCKED! BACKSLIDE 1-2-3! PUERTO RICO AND ME IN BED JUST LOST MY SHIT This had two things going for it that most Flair matches dont the first and biggest they could give us a BIG CLEAN BABYFACE VICTORY In front of the Hometown Crowd because this was for Colon’s title and not Flair’s. Being the 80s I did NOT think we would get one even though it was possible because of it being for Universal Title. That was sick. The other thing is we have very few Flair matches where he is so much bigger than his opponent and those matches are special. He can really manhandle and sink his teeth into a heat segment. I am a massive Flair fan and this is one of his best heat segments of all time. Colon brings that Garvin/Wahoo dimension and kickass stand and bang fire fights. Dueling Figure-4s were great. This should be heralded as one of the all time great Championship Style matches! **** 1/2

Carlos Colon vs Abdullah the Butcher - WWC 1991 Only have a year for this and Cagematch has no record of them fighting in 1991. Technically this is actually a match as they never entered the Ring and the whole thing gets thrown as a no contest. It is Carlitos versus Abby lots of blood and violence. It suffers from the same problems as the June 1985 match but at half the length it is mercifully short. It reads as a laundry list of violent spots instead of making you feel. Colon blindsides Abby with the fork, then a wooden beam which he chokes him with then a cinder block. Punches, head butts and gnawing. Abby is such a poor seller you dont feel anything. Abby gets the fork and starts bloodying Carlitos. A masked ally of Abby gets his Zubaz torn off and Carlitos kicks him in the yam bags and the sell of that is amazing. Honestly that spot makes the whole thing worth it. They fight near semi trailer and the match gets called off dont know why then but I am ok with it. Carlitos beats Abby and his allies back with punches and headbutts. *** for tearing the Zubaz and back kicking him in the balls.

lol I have already watched this match. I watched this morning and really liked all the same things. I am upping it to **** 1/2. I will say I liked it in the context of watching it after seeing Flair against Tony Colon and Jerry Finley. Against Tony, he is in complete control it is just chops and a suplex Figure 4 win. Finley is able to get a toehold and kick out of the gutwrench suplex But the butterfly -> Figure-4 win it. Here Tommy Gilbert gets more like a typical Flair opponent winning tests of strength. Coming back from multiple suplexes. He gets a fun blast with the dropkicks. I loved the misses dropkick leading to his dropkick. Really fun studio match looking forward to Flair vs Colon.

Andre The Giant vs Abdullah The Butcher - WWC 9/17/83 They bring in Andre for their big 10th anniversary show and I believe Colon works a draw against NWA Champ Harley Race so bringing out their big guns. Hell Yeah! This ruled! Fro Andre is best Andre! He was moving and hitting like a wild man! Those sledgehammer punches/forearms and mighty headbutts looked killer! Butt butt in the corner! This is a violent, vicious giant. I didn’t know how Abby was going to take over but here come the throat thrusts. Andre sells so well. He fights from his back swinging wild bear paws. This has a big fight feel! Two larger than life characters! I like how commentary the Largest Wrestler vs Most Violent Wrestler! The Giant vs The Madman! It spills to the outside and Andre hits Abby with a fence for a double Countout. This was trending 4+ But abrupt finish leaves wanting more but we don’t get more. *** 1/2

Champion Abdullah the Butcher vs Carlos Colon - WWC September 1981 Everyone agrees this is from Trinidad & Tobago and 1981. Cagematch thinks it is 8/11 but Colon is North American Champion but loses the title. But Abby comes out with the belt. PWO has settled for September and maybe for the West Indies title. Either way this is a great match and maybe my favorite of these two. Helps they are 5 years younger and Colon has a great Stache in this and looks so much more youthful. It is not really different from their other matches, punches, throat thrusts, headbutts, biting, ball shots blood lots and lots of blood. It is how they do it. Colon had a little extra zip that comes from being 5 years younger and his punches looked gnarlier. The work on Abby’s ear was sick but ultimately it is a forehead bladejob. Abby’s selling clicked more with me here than elsewhere. Here he felt feral rather than a tub of goo just absorbing pain & punishment. Like he was waiting for the right moment to strike. I thought his strikes looked a million times better here. Throat thrusts had some oomph. There was a great straight right that stopped Colon in his tracks. It felt like more of a fight. Abby was timing his strikes better and sending with force. Love them trading BALLSHOTS. We get trademark Colon round off. The head ramming into the post looked great. There was a sense of fight for survival as they got back to the Ring. Abby dropped two tub of goo elbow drops. Colon kicks out of both. The ref calls the match off though in a weak finish. It makes the match feel incomplete as there felt like each had more to give and there was more meat on the bone. The Colon/Abby match with the most vim & vigor. A better finish gets it to 4 but going *** 3/4