Jimmy Redman

But seriously folks, I had a blast sitting here watching this with y'all. Easily the most fun I've had with the main roster since I stopped really watching the main roster.

There was literally no joy in the results except for Zack fucking Ryder in the opener. Think about that. Four straight hours of trolling.

What shouldn't be undersold is Steve Austin letting Rusev get a little heat on him before the beatdown. Stay classy.

Yea he sold the hell out of it. GWE poll doesn't close until the morning I might make a quick edit to put him in. Just swap him for wherever I ranked Shawn Michaels. I take it back, he's a useless unover asshole!

The return of the post-Mania recap video sendoff is almost the MOTN.

The indifference from the crowd is unbelievable.

Reigns himself is fine. He works fine. But nobody wants this.

BAYLEY CHANTS IN THE MAIN EVENT OF MANIA.

That should be the signal for the Steph-Roman power couple swerve.

I enjoyed the ref no-selling Steph's ref pull and just going straight back to counting.

I've been mesmerised by the huge ass "cricket" sign on the stage. I like to think Vince is a big fan of the gentleman's game.

Let me catch you up: nothing has happened in this match.

I regret nothing. This has been fucking hilarious.

Hunter taking lessons from the Jericho School of "How to know your role as a veteran heel and put over the babyface effectively by doing all the coolest spots in the match"

Shades of Fuerza!

Hunter working the ballsack.

Also, the creepy horror movie zombies would have been the most perfect supernatural, Taker, Bray Wyatt, whatever entrance ever. Totes out of place for Hunter. Hunter needed more Vikings and Roman gods.

"Roman doesn't want to get into a wrestling match with Triple H..." That's right folks, because Roman is a terrible wrestler.

You should all get your best lines in now because I literally can't stop laughing. The longer it goes the more my parents will think I'm high as fuck.

And Roman gets no entrance! Fucking rofling my ass off.

I've reached my "laughing uncontrollably at this absurd farce of a production" moment. The Almighty Huntor has never been Almightier or Huntorier. Now boo this man! Bahahahahaha!

Still couldn't get away with no Authority promo.

THE ALMIGHTY STEPHOR~!!!!

FUCKING ROFLING AT ROMAN Video package for the World Heavyweight Title match in the main event of the biggest Wrestlemania of all time: Roman: "My goal in life is...to be a good guy and help people..." Huntor: "I am the baddest motherfucker to ever live I beat everyone up and do whatever the fuck I want bitches!" There are no more Political Hit jokes to make.

My dreams Matthew!