Jimmy Redman

YABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OK I take it all back. Rock whipping his pants off and having his trunks underneath was the greatest moment in the history of our great sport.

Rock burying Wyatt, beating up the whole Family, and then Hunter pulling Roman's pants down as he "puts him over" will be the most fitting one-two punch to end this show.

WMXX went for five hours.

He's going to do some lame shit like the world's biggest selfie isn't he. EDIT: OK wow, not even that. I wonder what the legit number is. That place is fucking gigantic.

I'm going to spend the rest of the show hoping for a John Cena run in. Only thing to be done.

Who doesn't have a flamethrower.

I totally forgot about the damn Rock. This show is going forever.

Not effectively enough.

Baron Corbin: babyface NXT representative.

Mark Henry or bust.

I think that's why they completely ignored the stip during that whole thing, and just made it about the passion of the Shane.

Can we all just stop and think about the magnitude of Shane's return, his seemingly possible promise to end The Authority once and for all, all of the hype and replays and media and promotion that went into his return, all of the MMA training videos and retrospectives and talking heads putting him over as a badass, giving him Undertaker at Wrestlemania in Hell in a Cell, having Taker sell the shit out of all of his MMA moves and highspots, then having Shane perform literally the biggest, most dangerous looking, most insane bump in WWE's history, and then having him pull himself up and say "bring it" before valiantly dying, and then getting carried out to an appreciative standing ovation... ...and then just imagine if they put that kind of effort into ONE OF THEIR ACTUAL WRESTLERS instead of a 40 something non-wrestling businessman who will be gone in a week.

Like all of this shit is the fucking UNDERTAKER'S FAULT?

The Knockouts Lockbox Challenge. The Rules Are Simple.

Have they even mentioned once that this match is for "control of the company" ?

"You've still got it!" Get fucked assholes. He never had it.

They have a roster full of the most physically talented athletes they've ever had that they "have nothing for", and they have the fucking gall to spend all this time and effort pushing Shane Fucking McMahon as a dangerous MMA expert.

The camera has been missing a tonne of shit tonight.

Undertaker actually selling the effects of Shane's asshole MMA shit is proof enough that the man can sell anything.

You can so tell when they get to a match that Cole and/or Vince REALLY actually cares about, because you suddenly have Cole acting like a competent announcer and talking about Shane's striking strategy and shit. Cole has a real legit call in him like once a year.

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard you say. My beef is that the heels have won every match since the opener and it's making my mother upset.

WOM-ENS WREST-LING MOTHERFUCKERS I AM FUCKING DONE

GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME