C.S.

Yeah, let's make Gable look like a geek. Great idea!

Fun match between Bryan and Murphy. But who is under the hood? Looks pale enough to be Sheamus but maybe not tall enough.

As dumb and misguided as Sasha's "Jim Neidhart is in Hell" crap is, Charlotte-Bayley would kill to have a fraction of the heat her feuds with Nattie and Becky have.

Elias is a massive bore as 24/7 Champion.

KO has just been completely neutered. What the fuck?

Here come The Revival, dressed like Hulk Hogan. Their way of showing disdain for "Kofi's people"? (I'm not serious, but considering that low-key racism was a stealth part of the Kofi WM build, anything is possible.)

RKO's sleeping pill mic work makes Drew McIntyre look like a charismatic powerhouse.

Here comes RKZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Has he ever "made" anyone in his life? Even "That Indian Guy's" three consecutive PPV victories over him felt utterly meaningless. Edit: Okay, maybe you could argue for Mark Henry, but I'd argue that Henry was in the right place with the right character and push, and RKO just happened to be the warm body there to facilitate that.

I don't think Murphy should beat Bryan (I expect a DQ anyway), but I do think he needs to start winning matches after this - historically the part WWE always botches in the aftermath.

I think taping from Full Sail is actually one of the better ideas. It will immediately differentiate NXT from the stale RAW and SD products and give it a fresh look next to AEW too.

MAMMA MIA!

Poor Gallows and Anderson... Already back to being positioned as geeks.

Has Zayn won a match since coming back? I'm all about the Age of Alexander, but Zayn should be utilized properly too.

Shane is more interesting than Orton, and that's really saying something as everyone including me is sick of Shane.

That worked really well for Drew McIntyre, didn't it? Went from hot prospect to Baron Corbin/Shane McMahon lackey. Look at him now.

Xavier is selling the hell out of that, screaming like a teenage girl in a horror movie. Could not disagree more. Revival being cronies to the ice cold Orton lowers their stock and makes them less interesting by association.

Finally a payoff to the all of the Dominic appearances. His papi Eddy would be proud of the way he stepped up.

I don't think the awful engine has changed since the PS2 days either.

Great carry-job by Cesaro on the lumbering Joe. Graves was good...in NXT. Like every other inch of the stale, predictable, rote, paint-by-numbers WWE product, he has been over-produced into oblivion.

Is Cesaro wearing braces like a child or is that just a really shitty looking mouthguard?

Prediction: Braun turns on Seth and joins the official, original, ONLY Club that matters to the WWE Universe. Goddamnit, pal, that's some good shit!

Seth looks like a fucking tool in that backward cap.

So much for him as a savior.

Wow, another match that's an absolute channel changer. Really hope AEW kicks RAW into high gear, but it won't.

Way to go, King, giving us predictions that will never actually happen but are much better than whatever we will get.