C.S.

Deadpan humor only works if someone is actually, you know, funny.

Something is weird and "off" about the whole Kylie Rae situation IMO, but I really hope it isn't as dark as that one fan was suggesting in the Bix Twitter thread. (However, that fan listed off a bunch of unrelated, unconnected rumors and reasons, so I'm not putting much stock into any of that.)

So, uh, WTF is Bix talking about here? I don't expect him to answer, based on the nature of his question, but has anyone else heard anything? Some of the fan responses are pretty dark and disturbing, but they're also likely baseless, worthless speculation.

Any recommendations? So much of this looks embarrassing and sleazy.

I get that you're upset about people criticizing AEW over every little thing - it's beyond old and tired - but you're letting that cloud your usually sound judgment in this case. Simpler is always better, period. BTW, embedding Twitter posts on this board is easy. Just copy-paste the URL and board magic will do the rest.

This Reddit post actually makes a very valid point:

What did Goldenboy say? Geez, what a stupid name. J.R. must feel like he's in the circus next to clowns named Excalibur (who is very good, but looks goofy and has a goofy name) and now Goldenboy.

Is it just me or is Full Gear an awful name?

I think it's going to be Gable vs. Joe.

Gable isn't winning King of the Ring. (I hope I'm wrong.)

So, Bayley morphed into an awesome promo literally overnight.

That Seth-Braun backstage segment was brutally bad and felt so forced. It also makes Braun look like an idiot. A conspiracy involving Stone Cold? As The Miz would say: Really? Really?!

It's ugly as shit. Granted, his gear has never been amazing, but the blue and yellow pants don't look like that.

Why do Joe's tights always look so faded, like they've been through too many wash cycles, yet they never look clean.

The one jobber looks like he's still in high school. The other one looks like Elvis Presley and Disco Inferno had a baby.

I don't know if I'd call AJ a GREAT promo, but he is miles ahead of Sleepy Seth, that's for sure.

I'm not so sure about that. Andrade is still basically a non-entity. He has a few meaningless "big" wins, sure, but they're not actually doing anything with him.

Came here to post this.

New logo for FOX. Hate to link to these guys, but posting just the logo screws up the board because the pic is too big.

I'm surprised no one brought up the Enzo-Cass to NXT rumors (WWE has already denied it).

I'm no Rollins fan, but that's a sweet looking cover.

Yeah, I watched religiously every week. This never aired. In fact, I still haven't seen it...

Proof that the WWE name change has been a complete, utter, abject failure. 20 years on and people still can't "get the F out." https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/459053-the-key-to-beating-trump-elect-all-of-the-democratic-candidates

Not even close. I have never cared about a single Randy Orton match in my entire life. I have never cared about a single Randy Orton promo in my entire life. Randy may be "technically" more proficient, but that doesn't mean shit. Roddy Piper could work...brother! Repeat after me: Rasslin' means nothing. Rasslin' doesn't draw. Rasslin' doesn't generate interest. Characters do. Stories do. Emotions do. Piper had all of that in spades. Orton never has and never will.

Not if The Fiend wins the title, which he will IMO. This is arguably much worse for Braun, who will get another start-stop push either way.