Dav'oh

Dax looking the goods these days.

Vegemite ≠ speed

Australians in the main event? With a tear in my eye...

Looks like I'm on "Respectfully" and "Let's goooooooo!" duty. Red Velvet. Respectfully.

Flying cross-body from Satnam Singh was...something. Helicopter Razor's Edge is probably not the best idea.

Eddie's non-descript (I'm being kind) physique (I'm being kind) really works for him. Unlike Cole's non-descript (I'm being kind) physique (I'm being kind).

Ricochet's chest gonna look like Kofi's in ten minutes

Seems like a backhanded attempt to denigrate AEW by calling it an indy. Or was NXT 1.0 the indy fans you were referring to? Because they were "HOOOOOOOOO"-ing "BAY-BAY"-ing along there, too. If anything, the stand-alone WWE is truly "independent", given the number of promotions AEW works with... "Wrestler X is over as fuck! Give him ALL the belts!" "They've been pushing Wrestler Y for ages and they're still not over. Move them to Dark for a while." Even you, is a comment on his popularity - he's not popular with you.

And Abadon should win it. Everyone else's pales in comparison.

I think they have enough wrestlers to create a Face Paint Title. It's like every third person on their roster.

Hate to be a geography Nazi, but Australia's no-where near the Atlantic. Think I saw the Chinese flag on the belt, too.

My garage would be full of pilfered "E"s and no road sign would be safe if I lived in California. I used to live on Tucker Rd, but never defaced the signs because they were already, perpetually, defaced. And I'm too mature

TIL There's a Bret Harte Middle School in San Jose. Disappointingly, no-one has stolen the last "e" from the sign.

I don't see how this turns Edge face. He's a despised heel getting beaten up by other heels, but he's still a heel.

Swerve is a better name than Veer...

I get full Buff Bagwell Jr vibes from Austin Theory.

Are the Usos the tag-team that's gone the longest without being split up? They've been a unit since 2010-ish by my count. Vince obviously doesn't see money in either of them as a singles competitor, so they'll still be feuding with Kofi and Woods in 2042.

Plus he received nerve-deadening injections, so he worked "injured" but he didn't work "hurt". There was no "pain barrier" for him to "work through".

...and now Seth is a guy who couldn't beat a one-armed man, even with all the international objects he wanted.

Does anyone here really believe Cody wasn't pumped full of as many painkillers as medically possible?

You can't bruise a bruise...

Seth embracing fatherhood by rocking the dad-bod.

Must be a depressing place to work. No wonder so many of them turn to "recreational" soy cappucinos to escape reality.

Best off billing yourself as from Parts Unknown, or having winter/summer/spring/fall residences.

"We want tables!" Who the fuck gets excited about pre-cut plyboard bumps in 2022?